Disclaimer/Warning: We swapped to Crack Cocaine instead of Columbia Cocaine. It was too expensive.
Pearings: We have a a small sprout growing. It is pretty pathetic at the moment. Anyone want to help it?
Summery: "There are rules to this, you know." The genie glared at her. "Three, in fact. You may not wish for someone to fall in love, or mess with love. You may not wish for someone to revive from the dead, and you may not wish for more wishes." The woman deadpanned. She was a sarcastic, lazy, smart-ass.
"Fine. I wish for more genies." And to think it all started with a pendent. From Pendent to Genie to the Naruto world. Just another uninteresting summer day.
Notes: Did I mention that random parts of this will be taken seriously? Not even I knew that! :D This is still just a random throw together of ideas that might actually have a plot later...wait I think I had a plot when I started this... *Serious thinking pose* Oh well.
"Talking"/ Thinking / RANDOM VOICE THAT TELLS US WHAT TO DO / Normal writing
Satsuki was the first up the next day, followed by Volf. They were both really hungry, so they went outside. Satsuki picked them some fruit from their tree and gave one to Volf. She herself, ate one with him.
"I think we need to stock up on food. Would you mind going hunting today? You need to hunt pigs, deer, and rabbits. I am going to pick some fruit and make sure that our fridge and sink work." Satsuki took another bite of her fruit as Volf nodded.
"I will only get one of each, and maybe two rabbits." Satsuki nodded.
"I don't think we could eat anymore meat fast enough to make it worth it. Think you can be done before noon?" Volf tilted his head and averted his eyes to the upper left to think.
"Yeah," he said slowly. "I think I can. See ya." Satsuki nodded to him as he left. She then picked enough fruit to last them a couple of days before going inside to her new home. They would have to fine tune some things on their new island, but for now they needed to worry about getting their house up and running. Satsuki went over to their counter and set the fruit into a bowl before going over to their fridge. It looked like Mei had designed it after her own fridge back in their dimension. The whole thing was pretty much all metal. When she opened it, it was not up and running...damn it Mei. Useless little...mumble mumble mumble.
Satsuki sighed before creating a seal that would keep the fridge at the right temperature. She did the same for the freezer, but made sure it was a lot colder. She went over to their sink with no expectations at all. She turned the handle and was surprised that it actually worked. Remembering that they also had a stove, she brightened. She then turned to their stove and checked it, only to find it working as well. Sweet! That means their not that useless after all! ...at the moment...Mei still has to answer to being lazy as hell...
Satsuki looked around their home, and was satisfied to see that everything was to her liking...though there could be more blue...and fish. Maybe she can make floating fish that swam around their home that connected to the island and told her of the status. She could have useful floating fish! She can have fishies that float! Yay! She needed to do that NOW! Satsuki hurried and locked herself in their workshop. Meanwhile, Jin woke up from her slumber..haha she sounds like a sleeping dragon. I hope she breathes fire at people. That would be fun to watch with popcorn.
Back on track... Jin woke up and went to the kitchen. She picked up a watermelon and ate the whole thing..before eating all of the rest of the fruit except for a watermelon and a pear. Poor fruit..she slaughtered them. I don't think she even chewed... Mei was still sleeping and Satsuki and Volf were no where to be found, so Jin settled herself for going around their new island home. Maybe she would even get to fly! Told you she was a slumbering dragon. She excitedly went outside and up to the top of the tree and moved her shirt to reveal her wing tattoos. She smiled happily as two giant dragon wings appeared and grew behind her as she focused on them. When they stopped, Jin let out an excited breath as her heart sped up and her eyes widened. She looked at them, admiring them.
She had always wanted to fly. Had always admired creatures of flight, envied them. Whether because she had something that bothered her that she wanted to get away from, she was just caught up in her own world, or some other reason that was her's alone. She turned back forward, chest nonexistent with how light it felt. Veins full of adrenaline, head light, throat caught, slight shimmers through body-she tensed. Her legs flexed and coiled. Her arms were drawn slightly taut on either side of her. Her new-brilliant and exciting and amazing- wings stretched all the way open behind her. It spanned twenty feet in glory. She breathed out, slightly jaggedly. It felt wonderful, amazing, Staggering. She flexed her wings, one at a time. It was still drizzling and very windy today, so much better than the night before. Great for flying. Flying.
"Flying." The word was on her tongue in a breathless whisper. It was a surreal dream, surreal enough to be in Satsuki's department. She closed her wings in ready for what she was about to take on. Flight. Something only achieved by machines in her world. Something that was not possible naturally to humans. To her. Her eyes watered from shear euphoria, and her heart felt like it stopped. She then sped toward the edge, then she was off. Suspended for a second in the air, wings spread out wide and wind whipping around her entire being.
Too bad she didn't know how to fly. Oh well. The ground was not that hard. She could introduce herself to it, since they were going to be neighbors. I heard it made excellent pies. I wish it made cake though, I'm not really fond of pie. It was like a wannabe cake impersonator.
Jin was falling to the ground in the next second, arms doing a most excellent flail. Her wings had gotten turned back into a tattoo on her back as she went crashing down to earth...Hey, it sounds like she is...what do you call it? Oh yeah! An angel! Except that she was more of a dragon that forgot that she never asked to know how to fly well or fully. And the author is being an asshole. Same different, though. Anyway- hey! I use that a lot...hnm...What about this: Back with Jin, yeah I like that better. Back with Jin, and we see her face kissing the ground. Seven feet deep. Along with the rest of her body. In a body shaped hole. It was quite interesting. That could have never happened back in their world. The hole would have been prettier.
Let us see what is up with Mei~ Mei was just turning over in her bed, before she kicked off her covers and threw her limbs in random directions. Her head was thrown back reallllly far, and then a MONSTROSITY of a snore came out. It was so scary and giant that the whole tree shook...and it had a shit ton of seals on it to keep stuff like this from happening...Good thing that no one else was in there! Well...Except for Satsuki, but she was expendable, right? Oh well. I'm sure her seals saved her.
It was late in the afternoon, and the storms had picked up again. The wind was not as harsh as the first night, but it was still strong. The rain poured down, almost with the same weight as the first time. Jin, Mei, Volf, and Satsuki were all in their kitchen. Volf and Jin were cutting up the animals Volf caught, putting meat in one pile, coats in another, and anything else like bones in a final pile. Satsuki was cutting up the new pile of fruit into bite sizes (Thank you so much Jin.) and putting them into bowls that they made. Mei was busy boiling water to make it pure and drinkable, and putting it into pitchers that went into the fridge. They were all working with music playing from the device that Satsuki had been working on all day. It was floating fish that told her about their assigned areas of the island, and also had an ability to play music from their world.
It was a nice song. I think it was called Good girl by Carrie Underwood. It was a really catchy song. Mei and Satsuki started singing at the top of their lungs to it, knowing the song really well. Mei thought that it was a great idea to sing every time Satsuki had come over in their old world. They would sing this song in particular quite often. Volf was trying to ignore it...Jin was just wondering what it was.
"Hey good girl, with your heads in the clouds. I bet you I can tell you what you're thinking about." Satsuki and Mei were singing loud and happily together. "You'll see a good boy, gonna give you the world, but he's gonna leave you crying with your heart in the dirt. His lips are dripping honey, but he'll sting you like a bee. So lock up all your loving, go and throw away the key. Hey good girl, get out while you can. I know you think you got a good man! Why~ Why you gotta be so blind~ Won't you open up your eyes~ It's just a matter of time!" Volf was out right banging his head on the counter.
"Will you shut that shit off? Put on better music!" Satsuki stopped singing before changing into a man.
"Will you finally turn gay so I can have a fashionable and understanding brother?" Satsuki put his hands on his hips as he turned to his brother. Volf just stared at him for a minute.
"No. Stop asking." Satsuki pouted.
"Fine. Mei, I'm turning the song." Satsuki pushed chakra into his connection with his creation and changed the song to Shut up and Dance by Walk the Moon. Mei and Jin started to sing as they all finished up their designated jobs. By the time the song ended, Everything was put away in the fridge and freezer, as well as a bucket for the scraps of meat that they would not be eating. The pelts and horns off of the dead animals were cleaned and put away into a closet for use later. The next song to turn on was Counting stars by Gardiner Sisters. Satsuki laughed as he sang along.
There were all different types of fish floating and swimming in their tree home, courtesy of Satsuki. There were even octopi crawling along the walls and floors. They all went to start cooking a simple dinner. When it was done, they took bowls of food with them into their planning room. As they ate, Satsuki called Aara and handed her a bowl.
"We are going to need you here, so I thought that it would be nice if you ate with us." Satsuki smiled at Aara as Aara took a seat next to Jin. "I wish I had a map of our island that was attached to this island and would change as the island changed. I want it to also show movement and automatically point out where humans are no matter what if they are within three miles of this island in any direction." Aara nodded and made it happen as she took a bite of rabbit stew. The rabbit stew was amazing. She did good in granting the wish of cooking experience. Now with the map, they could look around their creation and see what needed to be fine tuned. Satsuki took a bite of her stew before she pointed to their biggest beach and coral reef.
"We need more interesting creatures there as well as creatures that attack all those that are enemies...or just anyone that shows fear." Satsuki smiled brightly at everyone as he ate more of the stew. It needed potatoes. Jin nodded, liking the idea.
"I think that we need caves and caverns," Mei spoke up from her spot. She pointed to areas that she could see the cavers.
"I could make an underwater spring in one of the caverns and a lot of crystals to shine in it. We could even have a full ecosystem running of its own down there. Maybe we could even set up a field of vegetables and other foods to grow in an area down there. You could even have your man cave to drag Itachi down in...or just for you." Mei brightened up.
"Okay!" The meeting went on and on, with everyone throwing ideas back and forth. Aara even joined in. She had lived through centuries and knew several things first hand that did and did not work in things like this. Over all, it was a pretty productive day. Maybe they would go forward in time after a week.