I DON'T OWN HOLES OR MLP FOR THE LAST BLINKING TIME!


A few days later, Twilight and the boys received a letter from Princess Celestia.

It made the boys shiver with sheer excitement that it was only Twilight Sparkle, Spike and Princess Celestia that knew they were in Ponyville, and, of course, the only seven humans in the entirety of Equestria.

Twilight read out Princess Celestia's letter to them.

It read:
'Dear Twilight Sparkle and the D-Tent Boys,
It's great to hear that you all are such great friends!
X-Ray, all I can say is that it is a great responsibility to be a leader, and you certainly sound like you have it covered.
Hector, I think it is great that you like Ponyville, but there's certainly no place like home.
Squid,I found your section very touching and cherished every word.
Stanley, you certainly have a very interesting name, and it is very nice of you to teach Hector to read and write!
Magnet, it is very, VERY hard being a princess, I visit Ponyville and other places in Equestria every once in a while, I do not know what Spanish is, and no, I have never met a human before.
ZigZag, or Ziggy,
Your talents sound very amusing.
I'm looking forward to seeing them!
And Armpit,
It is great that you earned your Cutie Marks, and even I don't know how you got them!
I will come to Ponyville to visit you on Tuesday at 12:30 in the afternoon.
Looking forward to meeting you!
Sincerely,
Princess Celestia.'

"Wow. I must say, this Princess Celestia sounds like a really nice pony."said Magnet, scratching the bridge of his nose. After conversing a bit about Celestia, they heard a rapid, violent pounding at the trotted over and answered the door.

It was her bouncy, bounding best friend Pinkie Pie, followed by Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Rarity.

"HI TWILI-Whoa, what are those things?" Pinkie bounced up to the boys, inspecting them. She poked Hector's arm with her hoof. Fluttershy's eyes opened wide in fear as she backed off slowly. Squid slowly walked towards her. "Aw, don't be scared. I won't hurt you, I promise." He got down on his knees so his head was level with Fluttershy's, gently stroking her cotton-candy pink hair. She blushed.

Applejack raised an eyebrow at the seven human boys standing before her, also poking their arms like Pinkie did to Zero.

Rarity scoffed at the sight of them in dirty orange jumpsuits. "Why are these odd creatures wearing such DATED clothing? So Generation One." she said with a laugh.

"I don't see you wearing fancy clothes." retorted X-Ray, crossing his arms across his chest. "Excuse me? I may not be wearing designer clothing, or have accessories designed by Jimmy Colt, or wearing Vera Wing perfume, but I, OUT OF ALL HONESTY, have designer-quality, hoof-made clothing." scoffed Rarity.

"Pinkie, Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, these are my new friends, Stanley, Hector, ZigZag, Armpit, Magnet, X-Ray and Squid, seven human boys from a Camp for Juvenile Delinquents in a land called Texas."said Twilight with a smile. "Hi..."said Fluttershy in her soft voice. "What's up?" said Applejack in her Texan accent. "HIYA! HIYA HIYA HIYA HIYA HI-YA!" squealed Pinkie Pie. "Hello." said Rarity. "WHAT UP BLANK FLANKS?" laughed Rainbow Dash. "Um, Dash, we don't have flanks. And two, Pit has his Cutie Mark." said Squid.

Armpit proudly showed off his Cutie Mark on his forearms, Rainbow Dash looking on in shock.

"Yeah, I know we've only just met your friends, and that the Princess is meeting us tommorow, but, um... HOW ARE WE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE?"asked, or well, demanded, X-Ray.

"I have to figure out a spell to send you back, which I will have to ask Princess Celestia about." said Twilight.

Twilight glanced up at her clock. It was well past nine o' clock at night. She had no idea it was so late.

"Well, if we want to be bright-eyed and bushy tailed for Princess Celestia's arrival, we need our rest!" chirped Twilight. The five ponies said goodbye to Twilight and her friends, and trotted off home into bed, as well as the boys and Twilight.

In secret, they were all extremely looking forward to seeing the Princess.