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Important Notice: This chapter has been edited and rewritten. All Chapters 1-7 have been edited and rewritten. Please read the notice in chapter 1.
8:30 am
The McLaren cruised by Mai's neighborhood and onto the freeway. People stared in awe as they saw the multi-million dollar car roll past their neighborhood.
Shorty Is The Shh Shh Shh Shh Suga Honey Ice-T
Prettiest One I See
Lil Mama Icy
They Say She Is Pricy
I Heard They are Fisty
U Know How To Treat Her She'll Be Sweeter Then A Hi-C
Clean Up Very Nicely
Shoes Are Kinda Pricy
Match Em' Up Precisely
Good Jeans Nice Tee
Like Her Food Spicy
And She Is Tha Same
Hotter Then A Flame But I Do Not Know Her Name
"Would you please turn that annoying music off already?" Mai asked as politely as she could.
"No" Seto answered simply. "My car, my songs. If you want to hear something else, get your own ride."
"Whatever…" Mai mumbled. "I know you want to listen to something else don't you Mokuba? Can I call you Mokie instead?"
"Actually Mai, I think it's kinda catchy. And sure Mokie is fine" answered Mokuba.
"Flattery won't get you anywhere Mai."
The blond glared at Seto and looked at him with intensity so hot if it were possible, it would have burned a whole into his skull. Seto turned his head to look at his passengers when they stopped at a red light. He turned and looked at Mai with a raised eyebrow. A sly smirk crept on his face as Seto began to speak.
"See something you like Mai?" Seto asked.
"Hell No!"
9:00 am
Mokuba looked up at Mai and noticed she was sleeping. He wiggled around on Mai's lap a little to get more comfortable and leaned against her chest.
"Hey Seto, Mai's sleeping you know" Mokuba stated as if Seto the boy to alarm him the first moment the blond would fall asleep.
"Yeah, so?" Kaiba asked with boredom.
"Well I've been meaning to ask you, how come Mai's chest is bigger than yours?" Mokuba asked innocently not knowing the awkwardness of the question.
Seto stepped on the brakes hard making him and Mokuba press against the front of the car. Luckily, they were wearing seatbelts. He pulled over to the side of the road turned to the boy. "What?"
"I'm just asking why is her chest so much bigger than yours? I've seen other girls with big chests but hers is humongous!" Seto began scratching the back of his head as he tried to think of an explanation as to why Mai's breasts were bigger than his. Humongous huh? I guess that's one way of putting it.
"Well kiddo" Seto started as he looked Mokuba in the eye. He starting fidgeting but he knew this day would come. 'I thought he would learn about this through common sense or school or something but noooo, I got to do everything around here.' Seto sighed as he continued to speak.
"You see I am a man Mokuba and Mai is woman. She grows in different places than me. See us guys grow taller. And women grow wider?" Kaiba finished off the last part sounding more like he was asking that to himself than explaining it. Mokuba nodded glad that he had received an answer. With that little awkward moment in the bag Kaiba pulled off once again towards Kaiba Mansion.
"Wow" was all Mokuba could say. "I never thought men and women were so different."
"Yeah, and it gets worse. Women like Mai are bossy and rude. One day they might be all nice and kind but in a twinkle of an eye they'll change into ravage beasts who will eat your Soul!" Seto cried out trying to scare Mokuba. 'Being a big brother was is so much fun.'
"Smack"
"Oww, what the… Mai why the hell did you hit me for!" Seto continued to drive with one hand while rubbing his cheek with the other.
"Ha, ha, very funny story Kaiba and I slapped you for teaching Mokuba nonsense." Mai then looked down towards Mokuba and smiled. "Don't listen to him, women are more dependable then most men."
"Sure…"
"What was that Kaiba" Mai asked raising a delicate eyebrow.
"Nothing" Seto quickly answered. 'What the hell's going on? I'm supposed to be the one in charge around here. I can't let her tell me what to do. I'm her boss; I'm supposed to order her around.'
"You know Mai, I can fire you easily if you speak to me that way" Seto said calmly. "I am your boss so you have to listen to me."
"That's half right. You are my boss but my little buddy right here won't let you fire me isn't that right Mokuba?" Mai started to tickle Mokuba as he started laugh.
"Yeah, Mai's real fun. She's no beast Seto." Mokuba smiled and Mai patted him on the head.
"That's right Mokuba. You earned yourself a big hug!"
Mokuba smiled and relaxed. 'I'm going to like Mai being the new maid.'
"Don't tell me you're on her side Mokuba?" Seto asked. Mokuba nodded without even hesitating and Mai patted him on the head again.
"Did I say one hug, my bad I meant two." Mai looked at Seto with a look of triumph as she smirked.
Seto sighed and relaxed. 'She's turned my own brother against me. And even if I fire her Mokuba's going to throw a fit and I hate it when he cries. Man, how do I get myself in these situations? Sometimes I wonder does the world hate me or something.'
10:00am
"Were here. Ok, everybody out." Seto got out of his car and Mai followed with Mokuba in her arms. He fell asleep during the trip and Mai didn't have the heart to wake him up in his peaceful slumber. Seto gave his keys to the valet and walked into his house with Mai on his tail.