Author's Notes: Oh my. I was thinking of finishing one of my One Piece fanfics when I came across my alphabetasoup file and saw this piece. It was written back in November 18, 2009. I'll finish this drabble project this year. Two years is too long a time to finish a small project like this. Sembreak's just around the corner anyway. I'll be swamped with work for maybe two more weeks, and then I'm free to de-clutter my mind and work on my fanfics again. Hope you people hadn't given up lol. Twenty-two prompts more to go... Ah. And please don't kill me with the pun. It wasn't intended, but I was too lazy to think of an alternate verb lol.

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M is for mischievous

"Luffy? What are you doing here?"

Said captain didn't turn back to face Nami, who immediately felt her temp rise in annoyance.

"Nami," He said in all seriousness. "What are these?"

Thousand Sunny's navigator decided to postpone a side-box to Luffy's head and approached her captain, who was currently busy staring at something inside her underwear drawer.

Underwear drawer.

Who would have thought that Monkey D Luffy, who was assumed to be asexual, would be snooping for female's panties?

"Honestly, Luffy, can't you tell what panties are when you see them?" She huffed with a glare.

Luffy then finally faced Nami. His face was blank, and he was holding up what seemed to be a torn piece of white—

"What are you doing with my napkin?" Nami shrieked. As if to add to her horror, there was a white cottony wad seemingly spat out on top of her dresser drawer.

"This is a napkin?" Luffy asked blankly, and then an eyebrow rose as if saying Nami was being ridiculous. "Oh! So that's why there's a sticky side! So it can easily stick to your shirt! Cool!"

"Idiot! It's not a table napkin! It's a- a special female napkin!" Nami shrieked once more and snatched the chewed out feminine hygiene item. "What did you do with it? For that matter, what are you doing in my room?"

Luffy immediately let out a pout.

"Sanji won't give me food, and since he always gives you and Robin food, I thought you might be hiding some here."

Nami blinked. She didn't know which mattered first- the fact that Luffy was using logic, or the fact that he thought she was hiding food.

And then, seeing the torn napkin once more, Nami's irritation came back.

"Don't tell me you thought this was food?" She said incredulously.

"The plastic was colorful!" Luffy reasoned out with a whine. "I thought it was candy!"

"Why the hell will I hide candies in my underwear drawer?"

"But Nami—!"

The irate navigator blinked. And then she blinked once more. Blood pumped faster through her veins as she saw something that made her see red.

"Luffy?" She said with an alarmingly sweet voice. Said person gulped, and Nami didn't miss the tell-tale signs of guilt on his face. "Tell me, what is that white lacy thing sticking out of your pocket?"

Luffy quickly stuffed his hands inside his pants pockets and avoided Nami's narrowed eyes. He was already sweating and he obviously wanted nothing more than to get out of the room.

But his wishful thinking was in vain as Nami's fist connected with his face and sent him flying to the other side of the room and farther away from the door. He had barely recovered when Nami was already kneeling before his fallen form, her sickly sweet smile still on her face.

"Luffy," She said with a high voice and a long slur. "Tell me- were you planning to bribe a certain cook so he'd give you food?"

Knowing how deep in shit he was, Luffy clamped his mouth shut and shook his head. Beads of sweat flew from his forehead to everywhere around him, including Nami's face.

"Luffy," Nami repeated. "Didn't you know that I also know the code for the lock? If you tell me the truth, I promise I'll get something from the fridge or make Sanji cook something for you."

"Really?" Luffy said eagerly, his mouth already watering. "You'll do that?"

"Of course!" Nami said with a confident smirk. "Now tell me, were you planning to give my panties to Sanji so he'll cook something for you?"

Luffy took a deep, excited breath.

"YE—"

O O O

At the Thousand Sunny's crow's nest, Zoro decided to stop his daily half-ton barbell arm curls after 5,000 repetitions on both arms. Wiping a sweaty face and neck, he checked the sea around them for any signs of land, ship, or any floating items. He was ready to pronounce no activity to no one in particular when he saw something splashing just a few meters away from their ship. Using a binoculars, he realized that it was their captain flailing about and shouting for help.

"MAN OVERBOARD!" Zoro shouted through the speaker phone. "Luffy drowning at nine o'clock!"

Chopper, Usopp, and Franky, who were all relaxing by the grassy deck, quickly headed on the way. However, they were blocked by the ominous figure of Nami, who stood fast with her arms folded across her chest.

"Try saving him and you're next."

Knowing very well what disobeying the navigator's orders entailed, no one dared make a move.

Until after Luffy didn't appear for a full minute upon sinking down the water's surface. Oh, but the irate woman wasn't done with her punishment, as Luffy and the others found out when the sorry captain was finally fished out by the cook.