I know it's not thanksgiving yet but this sounded like a funny idea.

I don't know the names of some of the characters.

"I was thinking of making my mother's cranberry sauce." the Russian lady with the dragon tattoo says.

Luthor waves his hand in a circle, "yes, whatever. Why did you talk me into this?"

Copperhead smiles, "and I'll make a..."

Luthor snaps at him, "don't you dare cook anything!"

"bouquet." he finished, less enthusiastically.

"Grundy want pizza." Solomon Grundy announced.

Luthor rolls his eyes, "do what you please, just keep Copperhead out of the kitchen."

the Russian lady nods and walks away with the half-snake, "maybe you could help Polaris with the decorating..."

Thanksgiving.

Over a hundred villain's chatter falls silent when Luthor bangs a gong. They all look at him, hungry, angry, hangry, and bored. "thank you for attending this feast. I thank the many cooks, none of who were Copperhead." half the room cheers, the other hisses. "today we feast, tomorrow we destroy the justice league once and for all!" everyone cheers. "now eat!"

they all fight over the food, filling their plates to overflowing. Copperhead and Grundy sat at (and ate most of) the girls table. Cheetah smacks Copperhead when he tries to eat the turkey whole. "for one day of the year could you eat like a normal person?"

Polaris stares jealously at them, "why do they get all the girls?"

Shade steals his plate, "perhaps because they're on the bottom of the ladder."

he steals it back, "yeah right."

"the more important we think we are, the less time we spend with the girls." Shade gulps a spoonful of potatoes. "I for one am grateful he didn't cook."

"why's that? Everything he cooks is delicious." he shoves peas in his mouth.

"he cooks rats."

Polaris chokes.

Toy man takes a spoonful of cranberry sauce and flings it. The gooey mass hits Sinestro in the face.

Toy man laughs, "got you!"

Sinestro growls, he creates a scoop full of mashed potatoes. He throws it at the tiny man, who dodges. It gets all over the back of Giganta's dress. She turns and snarls, "who did that?"

Toy man points at Sinestro. She picks up a handful of peach cobbler and flings it at him. He makes a construct that deflects it. A random person shouts "food fight!" and chaos ensues. Food and powers fly about the room.

Two hours later.

The fight was over, people were strewn about the place. Those that were still standing chatted as they drank alcohol. Volcana finds the com system and contacts the justice league, "hi! Guess what we did?" she giggles drunkenly, "we had a party, and you weren't invitedddd."

"what do you want?" Martian Manhunter asks.

"do you wanna join? It at a warehouse... somewhere." giggles, "come and find us." she turns it off.

Martian Manhunter sighs, and contacts the other leaguers, "the villains are helpless and can be easily caught."

"where?" Batman asks.

"how?" superman asks.

"they had a party and are either drunk or unconscious. They are in a warehouse."

"I'll find them." Batman signals off.

All of the villains wake up in jail with massive hangovers. Except Copperhead whose metabolism was still processing the one cup he had. He stumbles around, sluring, "I love you guys." then flops on his face.

Luthor stands, "ow... next time, we just steal gold."

"here, here." Polaris mumbles.

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