"after that I drove her home and screwed her, then split the next morning." "so, you basically did a one night stand on mom?" "yeah." he laughed nervously "mom showed me a picture of you and her together a that bar and she wouldn't talk about you any more than that." "sounds to me she's still pissed at me a bit. But let's get back to the issue at hand here, we need to get you a girlfriend do you love anyone?" "uh well," "he has a crush on a girl named margaret. She works at the coffee shop." "you mean that girl mordecai was talking to when I called his name?" "yes." "hmm, well if I know the Quintel history correctly, we have always had trouble talking to beautiful women, but were able to express our feeling for them through song. Let me hear you sing." Okay," Mordecai sang a couple of notes and Malachi was impressed that his son was able to sing so good "alright nice, we got a lot of work ahead of us Mordy" Malachi trained mordecai on his singing till it was perfect and when it was, (which took about 3 months!) he sent rigby out to sign up mordecai for open mic night, when he came back he had mordecai reciting the lyrics to a song he didn't know "did you sign him up?" "yeah, it's next friday." "alright nice, did you see that girl that mordecai likes?" "yeah, margaret a little concerned on why Mordecai hasn't been their for the past 3 months, I didn't know what to tell her so I made something up." "what?" "that he was on vacation, then she asked where and I told her that I didn't know, then I came back here." "hmm hmm well by the time of open mic night we'll be ready to perform."