I threw a bunch together here, since they were all pretty short. Enjoy!
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Stay at home
"I DO SO have a job, Steiner."
"Like what? All you do is sit around in the castle all day and distract the Queen."
Zidane spread his arms wide, grinning. "Gigalo!"
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Three rules
"Three rules, Vivi."
The hat bobbed. "Okay."
"One. They can smell fear. And fear is stinky and gross and they don't like it, so you have to be confidant."
"Um…"
"I didn't say it was easy. I just said it worked. It's okay to be a little nervous if they think it's cute, but don't be afraid. Two, they hate arrogance. So be confidant, but don't act like the sun shines out of your ass." Zidane tapped a finger to his chin. "For you, that probably won't be a problem."
Vivi heaved a long, hard sigh.
"Three, they like it when you make them laugh."
Vivi perked up. "Oh, that's good."
Zidane smiled happily. "Great! Glad I could be of help!"
"Eiko laughs at me all the time."
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Unconventional Proposal.
"Hey Dagger. Marry me?" His breathing was heavy.
"…is this the time?" Her voice was hoarse.
"I can't think of a better one, can you?" Zidane blinked as sweat slipped into his eyes.
"No, I guess not." Her shirt clung to her with sweat.
"So, is that a yes?" He smiled.
"Yes, of course." Dagger blushed.
"EXCUSE ME, ARE WE GOING TO FIGHT OR CAN I GET ON WITH DESTROYING THE WORLD?" Bellowed Necron.