Dead soldier: okay new reviews new ideas on the story. On with the story I will show off more of the onyx guards and flame.
Unnatural Reader: Thanks for the reply in this chapter l, cleared some things up for me. For the harem, I would at least recommend Tayuya even though she is in oto right now (though that could be changed with a little background history such as her being found by anko as a kid while still under orochimaru and saving her from what little memories she had left after the curse seal) while also possibly putting in Fuu (nanabi jinchurriki) and Yugito (nibi container) if you didn't already plan for them and I just missed you telling about them.
Dead Soldier: That's right on how tayuya and how I like her character but I was wondering what to happen with her during the chuunin exams you just gave me a great alternative. Though on the girls here are the ones so far: Kurenai, Mei, Anko, Tsume, Hana, and Tayuya (shared with anko). Though it depends on the people in the poll I will set.
LS14: Hope he gets to see his family again
Dead Soldier: don't worry all bad things usually have a great turn out… or in my instance you are haunted with the memories forever… but wait till the chuunin exams. But for the poll I made since people love the Retro lancer as the first weapon, the second ties with Longshot, and Torque Bow so I have made it to where it make all of you happy and combine the weapons to make the Torque shot.
Now onto the story.
The onyx guard
Chapter 4 summons and curses
Disclaimer: I don't own NARUTO or Gears of War or any references I make.
"Seven seconds to drop." Talking
'Two down one to go.' Thoughts
"Ground walkers." Demon/summon/locust talking
'How did we end up here?' demon/summon/locust thoughts
"rasengan" Jutsu
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recap: All in all the cogs painted themselves with an orange number nine on their armor along with knives to show how he is the symbol to surpass all odds and sacrifice yourself to let others live another day bringing them to take back cities they lost along with taking out bases with a battalion of cogs and golden gears. Much of the overrun cities were taken back as the year went on thus pissing off the queen.
The mother of Flame Uzumaki stayed with him usually at all times to keep him safe but it helps to have a group of caretakers around… Prescott some how always gets the men of the onyx guard on daycare duty.
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The morning came fast for naruto as he heard from birds to a man being beaten to death for peaking at the nearest hot springs.
"Aww… screaming reminds me of home so much." He wiped an imaginary tear as he tried to get up from his bed.
'Weird what's this weight on my chest?' he looked down to see purple hair undone along his bare chest as the said person was cuddling deeper into his neck wearing his orange shirt.
He then realizes who this hair belongs to, "Anko time to wake up." He said softly in her ear.
"Mmm… a few more cuddles." She mumbled as she rubbed his neck with her head.
Naruto gently lifts her up to wake her. "Foxy let me sleep for another hour." She pouted as she grabbed his head and snuggles him between her breasts.
"What do I have to do to make you get up?" he asked.
"Kiss me and make breakfast." She was kidding on the first part.
He leaned forward and gave her a quick smooch on her cheek and gently sets her on the bed with the covers on her.
Naruto thought back on what happen the night before on how they appeared like this.
(Flashback)
After they leave the ramen shop with the girls they said good night each as they left anko and naruto by themselves.
"Well foxy what's saying we can't have fun let's go the bar?" anko asked
"A drink will be fine as long as you can tell me about this village."
She looks at him for a little, "Fine but you are buying the first rounds."
He shook her hand, "Deal."
They go to the nearest bar for shinobi so they can't be harassed by the biased drunken civilians.
Naruto leads her into the bar as the other shinobi and kunoichi ranging from chuunin to Jounin spot them and scold at anko along with the Kyuubi jinchuuriki while the two just glare back.
Anko just looks towards naruto and leads him to the barstools as they order two rounds, "Now for my questions?" naruto asked.
"Ah… yeah I forgot with all the glares and staring at us." She said taking a swing of sake.
"How does the shinobi system work? And what are the requirements for the ranks in these villages?" he took off his helmet and drank two shots.
"Well you have to do these trails to get to Jounin but for the chuunin there are the exams along with battle on the field for upgrade from your kage only." She replied drinking more.
"Ok but as for the system for the council?" he drank another shot.
"The civilian council usually has the worst people but also has the most money in their pockets from sleeping (Fucking for money like a prostituted.) around like the haruno women. While the shinobi side has honorable assholes unlike the Inuzukas, Aburames, and Akimichi. While the hyuugas are stick up their asses like the former uchiha clan with their only members are an s-rank missing nin and psychotic little kid that is gay so there goes the clan. And the blond peoples only true skill is peering into peoples minds and getting info so that isn't as famous as with the doujutsu is are eyes with super powers to see chakra and take all jutsu people work hard for as for the regular nins without these are just fine and take it better than everyone else than them." She took a bottle and chugged it down and leaned against naruto for support.
"Thanks for the lesson I will ask for more later but for now lets drink."
They joked and laughed as many fights broke out in the bar between other occupations like a smoking man. While a man in green spandex was trying to push away a silver haired Cyclops from groping him in their drunken moods. Naruto drank at least a few more shots until he reached a heavy buzzed mode. As for anko she reached a further zone.
They walked to his apartment and he opened the door, "just take the bed while I get the couch." He took off his armor and pants leaving him in his fox covered boxers as a hand dragged him to the bed.
He looked back to see anko only in her purple panties wearing his orange shirt, she quickly grabbed him and pushed him on the bed getting on top of him kissing him letting her tongue explore his mouth and with that they didn't stop making out until they passed out from breath loss… like idiots.
(end of flashback)
(A/N what were you waiting for a lemon? Well wait a little longer.)
He got up and started up the regular routine of his morning beside he just changed his shirt to black with a red swirl in the middle then he cooked breakfast for him and anko.
A few minutes later he came with a tray of regular food, (orange juice, toast, eggs, bacon) he put the tray on her lap as she started to dig in along with him.
"Hey foxy what does that girl in this picture look like?" she showed him his missing picture of him and Lou.
He spits out his juice, "Where did you find that?"
"You left it in the dango bar a few nights ago." She smiled as she had blackmail.
He just looks at her; "If I tell you will you give me it back?" she nods as she smiles sheepishly.
"Fine, you know Ayame from the ramen shop?" she nodded, "Imagine her with short unruly hair."
"So exactly like ayame in every aspect to her except she fought in a war and ayame is a waitress." Anko thought of ayame in armor such as naruto himself but more feminine.
"I have to leave now to meet the team right now." He said she sighed but nodded, "I have to get to T&I for morning work see ya foxy." She kissed him and left through the window.
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(training ground 7)
Kurenai, mei, teams 7, 8, and 10 were waiting for naruto and kakashi along with asuma to start the training.
"WHERE ARE THEY!" screeched the banshee as akamaru felt blood running down his ears.
"Just wait naruto is new and probably doesn't even know where to go and the other two are either smoking or reading his orange book." Kurenai said with disgust.
Just as she finished she and mei were scared by someone, "I'm new give me a break." They looked back to see naruto with his weapon on the ready.
*boom* smoke appeared as both asuma and kakashi appeared with their bored stares,
"Yo."
"YOU'RE LATE!" the banshee and the blond yelled out to them making everyone wince.
"Mah mah let's get this exercise started for now so the first to get my six bells from me and asuma along with capturing mei and kurenai. Come at us with the intention to kill." Kakashi said.
"But won't we hurt you!?" sakura said.
'Is she an idiot?' naruto thought as he got ready to fight and find.
"Alright… go!" asuma yelled out as the genin each went to hide except for the onyx guard, "What are you waiting for genin go like the rest or are you an idiot?" asuma yelled out as kakashi took out his infamous book.
Naruto got into a ready stance as he popped his neck, "come let's have some fun." He looked directly at asuma and did a *bring it* with his hand.
Asuma wanting to look great in front of kurenai he immediately charged into naruto with his trench knives.
His knives were an inch from naruto's helmet as he felt a weight on his wrists then a large pressure in his stomach from a knee planted there his lungs emptied in a second flat.
Naruto let his wrists go as he grabbed asuma's head and head butted him as blood splattered on the floor from his forehead, asuma dazed for a few seconds felt a hook send him a few feet.
Kakashi saw this he put away his book as he charged naruto, "Katon: endon (fire release: flame bullet)" a huge fireball came his way as he barely had time to dodge.
When the fire stopped all that was left was a charred tree kurenai and mei looked shocked, "See this is what happens if you challenge a jonin like us." He laughed out.
Asuma shook off his daze and lit a cig, "You're lucky you got to get the brat I would have made it hurt badly." He snickered he then looked at kurenai and Mei, "Hey kurenai-chan, mei-chan how about we double date." asuma said with a grin.
*SNAP*
A twig behind kakashi broke as he was swept off his feet falling as an elbow came in contact with his back. "ACK!" he shouted as he hit the floor.
They looked to see naruto not even with a single burn but the blue lights turned white on his armor. He quickly sped off towards asuma and slid kicked his leg out.
Asuma was looking at him as he fell back slowly he then heard something next to his ear, "How about I take your body out to the hospital?"
Naruto quickly grabbed his neck and slammed him against the tree breaking his middle ribs asuma went through the tree itself.
Asuma then flew towards team tens hiding spot as he was knocked out they took the opportunity and took all three bells.
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With team eight and seven kiba, shino, and sasuke were thinking of what to do as they never heard the fight happening. Shino then decided to catch the two jonin kunoichi so their team may pass.
Kiba on the other hand was being perverted about having a hot sensei, "Lets go shino so we can pass and I can show off in front of my sister and kaa-san." He said as team eight ran towards the area to find the two jonin as team seven followed close behind.
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naruto felt more enemies show as he turned back to kakashi and three of them surrounding him, "Clone one get the other two of my team, clone two help me seal off his chakra." They nodded and rushed off one came behind naruto as the real one tried to rush him up front.
He dodged both kakashis then skid a little bit farther, he then heard a screech and someone cussing about being trapped and a pop.
Naruto shook his head remembered something that he came with he pulled out the RAAM'S sword and felt a power leaking out he blocked two kunai but the two small blades broke, he kicked off the clone and original as he pointed with his sword towards the clone a swarm of kryll attacked and ate the clone.
*RING* *RING* *RING*
A bell went off signaling that the test was over kakashi huffed as did naruto slighty did. Kurenai and mei picked up and tied sakura to the pole along with asuma.
"Naruto." Mei said, "What was that?" she pointed towards the blade in his holster.
"Something that brings back good and bad memories I won it but I didn't think I could do that." He said as asuma and his team came out holding bells.
"Well it looks like sasuke-sama passed while the other two didn't." kakashi said as sasuke had a bell in his hand smirking towards the others.
"Really kakashi?" kurenai asked as he nodded.
Kakashi then grabbed out a scroll and summoned a pug to deliver a message to hokage about getting a weapon like the serrated sword naruto has with similar powers to sasuke.
"Hey kurenai, mei remember how I told you about the locust." They nodded as the others perked intrest in what he was saying.
"I think I might have a summoning scroll with me."
Naruto thought about his scroll and opened it inside the open area while the other teams stood on looking at what a locust is.
He opened it slowly showing it saying to summon these race just sign in your blood your name and do handsigns saying, "Kuchiyose no Jutsu (summoning Jutsu)" a puff of smoke a huge hulking figure appeared.
The figure was about 9 feet tall golden eyes with scale like skin wearing black bulky armor covering his body except his elbows and head. He looked down at Naruto and the ninja around even he admits it is a little pre-aged, "Where are we?" he asked scaring all the people except Naruto around.
"Apparently we didn't die so since the last thing I was holding was my gun, your sword… you... we transported here from sera. But I wonder where you were?"
RAAM just smiled as he thought of the new home of him and his revived comrades in the so called summon realm, "My people finally have a home above ground instead of below." He had a tear in his eye as his army was back along with a new home for them all including his Queen Myrrah. "We are in dept to you as long as we live but may I ask your name onyx guard?"
"RAAM get up you don't owe me anything it's that just luck for you and your people plus its Naruto Uzumaki-Prescott." He held out his hand to the giant reptilian creature.
'At least I gave him a new life just as they always wanted.' He thought as he turned to RAAM, "I decided to take you up on your offer as it appears that your army has a home now I will call for us to chat over food and for battle but overall I will be honored to be your summoner." He saluted RAAM as he smiled towards the human.
"My soldiers are always ready to fight, though I think this will control the berserkers better." He gave him a nod and a final gift, "The sword will summon the kryll and they will protect you and fight for you now Farewell Naruto." He vanished in a plume of smoke as the village fear for what a berserker and the soldiers are.
(Dead soldier: to Cf96 (Guest) does this answer your question.)
Naruto turned back to the frighten teams as he looked at mei and kurenai. "Let's get some lunch." He said.
They all sweat dropped at his carelessness about the situation he was just in. mei and kurenai just shook it off and went with him leaving the others there, "meet us here tomorrow so we can decided what to do and remember to be here early." They took off towards naruto leaving the field with only asuma and sakura tied up to the poles with chakra sealing rope.
"come back!" asuma yelled as the banshee did her dinner call and tore off her bindings.
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"team 1 failed"
"team 2 failed"
"team 3 failed"
"team 4 died got cocky"
"team 5 failed"
"team 6 failed"
"team 7 sasuke is all I need so send the others back." Kakashi said as everyone looked at him strangly.
"Fine then just have the haruno on your team and ill send the Uzumaki towards the other two for support as the report mei and kurenai gave me shows he is better than you but I won't rank him up until the chuunin exams are over." Hiruzen said as he turned towards a happy kurenai and mei.
"Team 8 passed but hinata needs confidences boast, kiba needs discipline, shino needs human emotions and akamaru is the only normal one." They said as naruto's waiting for them at the nearest dango shop to eat.
"team 10" the hokage asked as he didn't see his son anywhere., "Where is he?" the others shrugged and kakashi was reading.
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The banshee called other pink haired banshees and did a feeding dance and shout to eat.
"Someone help me!" he yelled out as one bite a rope, "Thank you kami." A light shinned from the sky and repaired the rope, "damn it!"
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Naruto was chatting with hana and anko waiting for the others he currently had his helmet off showing his pure red with black tips hair.
"Then when he was six he ran around with my kaa-chan running after him as he stole her underwear for a pervert." Hana said as she was laughing from the beating the pervert got later.
"That's not bad when I was four I snuck into the men's lockers and some had photos of women and I replaced them with men. My dad almost had a heart attack when I asked why a woman looked different from us when I showed him the pictures." Naruto said.
Anko busted out laughing imagining his father from one of his photos face when he did that. "I once got the whole academy and hokage office closed as with a pencil, snake and kakashi finding out about his books." She explained what kakashi would do when he first found the book and he did unspeakable things.
"Hey guys sorry we were late asuma was lost and was in the middle of being cooked by banshees including sakura we got him out but left him tied in the hokages office." Mei explained.
"Well let's eat." As they ordered a red hair blur came in and fell on the floor next to them
"Son of a bitch! Where the fuck is anko?" the red head yelled.
She was 5'6 had long red hair c-cup, hourglass figure, brown eyes, wearing a odd black hat, brown shirt and black shorts that were tight along with blue sandals. Her name is Tayuya Mitarashi adopted daughter of anko saved from being taken to orochimaru. She saw a hand reach out to puck her up and followed the arm to see a handsome man that couldn't be older than her. She blushed the color of her hair, "T-thanks." She said taking the hand.
"No problem." He said as anko and the other ice queens were shocked at the scene tayuya the foul mouth ice queen that not even the ice queens can get to settle down had by just meeting another red head and their naruto of all people.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki-Prescott, care to join us?"
"Tayuya mitarashi. And sure." She smiled at him as the others were think what just happened.
Chapter end…
And that's a wrap but there is one spot left and pick out the person or suggest it cannot be any genin from konoha.
I got great news the man that murdered my grandfather was sentenced to nine years in jail thou not enough since he tampered with the evidence we won for good.
Next chapter Inuzukas and Kurenai and Anko's fun.
Picture of me writing on my friend as they slept at my house, I hid all the mirrors they were furious when they each got home as they woke up and left at different times.