Usagi: We're back! For another exiting… aw man it's just the struggle tournament.

Sora: you should know by now the exiting stuff doesn't even start before I come in!

Usagi: meh… it's more exiting when Riku comes in

Riku: I thought I already had…

Sora: why do you get to appear before me?

Riku: technically I don't… there are few who even knew it was me from the beginning.

DiZ: that's what you get for stealing my name, idiot.

Riku: … he started! (Points accusingly at Xeanorth's heartless.)

Roxas: can we just go back to telling stories about me now?

Usagi: alright then. Here's the Struggle Tournament… drastically shortened to save paper.

Sora: what paper? You're on a computer dimwit

Usagi: will someone put him back in the flower thingy?

CHAPTER 4

SHORT TOURNAMENT

STILL Twilight Town. 4. Day

The next day was the day of the struggle tournament.

Both Roxas and Hayner had entered, as well as some of the minor characters.

"HEY! Who're you calling minor???" Seifer asked.

"Yeah!" said Vivi.

"Front page!" Roxas added, once again showing of the cover of KH2 where neither Seifer nor Vivi were present.

But since they are so minor let's just skip the whole tournament.

"What the?" Hayner said. "You're skipping my fight?"
Yes jerk, I'm skipping it since there's no fun seeing a couple of guys knock each other with sticks! And I can't have Roxas using the oblivion either because it's against the rules.

"Bummer…" Roxas said.

So we'll just skip to the Vivi versos Roxas-fight.

Roxas was just wondering whether he could summon the oblivion just fast enough to cut Vivi's head of and then put it back without anyone noticing when he suddenly noticed time had stopped again.
"Aw man! If Pence is right and this IS a computer simulation, that computer needs to be fixed!" Roxas said, and kicked a random rock in hopes he would be able to restart time.

Then suddenly a sharp light appeared around Vivi and transformed him into a dusk.

"What the hell?" Roxas said, and summoned oblivion. Surely no one would notice now as time had stopped anyway.

Several other nobodies appeared as well and once again Roxas was forced to fight them all by himself.

As soon as he was done fighting, he expected everything to go back to normal since it usually did… however this time it didn't.

"Hm… did I kick that rock too hard?" Roxas wondered.

Then suddenly he heard clapping, and saw a guy dressed in black.

"Hey! Are you that freak who keeps stealing my stuff?" Roxas asked.

"No… You must be confusing me with someone else. Don't you remember me?" the guy said.

"You're wearing a hood damn it! I can't even see your face!" Roxas said.

"Oh… right" The guy said and took his hood of. "The name is Axel, got it memorised?"

"No… what was it again?" Roxas asked.

Axel stared at him. "Talk about blank with a capital B."

Then suddenly with no explanation at all (like anything else that happens here really) a second freak appeared, one with his whole face covered in bandages.

"Roxas! This man speaks nonsense!" he said.

"Well so do you… and anyone else in this fic for that matter" Roxas said.

"Even the author?" Axel asked.

"She makes less sense of all" Roxas replied.

Oh… Is that so…

"Don't let him deceive you!" Axel said.

"Don't let him deceive you" Said the second dude.

"Hey! Stop copying what I say! Got it memorised?" Axel said.

"Hey! Stop copying what I say! I refuse to use that overused line!" said the second guy…DiZ.

"Overused? I'll show you overused!" Axel said and threw his flaming weapons at DiZ.

"Now who's not making sense?" Roxas said and shook his head. "Am I the only sane person in this simulated world?"
"Well I wouldn't exactly call you sane either" said Namine.

"How come?" Roxas asked.

"Well… you keep seeing people who aren't supposed to be here… like me" Namine said.

"For the love of… why don't you just get lost… all three of you and leave me alone?!" Roxas asked.

"Works for me" DiZ said, he grabbed Axel by the hood and Namine by the hand and dragged them both away.

Then suddenly the people around Roxas started moving again, Vivi returned and fainted.

"Okay… I don't know what just happened but it seems Roxas won!" the judge announced.

"Well of course I did. I'm the main character" Roxas snorted.

"So that means you get to face of our grand champion Setzer!" the judge said.

"Oh just great… I'm tired" Roxas said.

"Hey Rucksack! How about you just throw the match?" Setzer said.
"Okay. Bye!" Roxas said and ran of.

"…That was a little too easy" Setzer said.

Later that day the happy four friends were sitting on a clocktower.

"How on earth did we get up here?" Roxas suddenly asked.

"You ask so many strange questions" Hayner said.

"Hey guys! I have a present for all of us!" Olette said and pulled out four ice creams.

"Eyw!" Pence and Hayner said.

However Roxas was thrilled, he got to his feet…and fell of the clock tower…moron…

Destiny Islands

Meanwhile, a girl was walking through the street on her way home from school, as she heard someone calling.

"Kairi! Wait up!"

Selphie ran up to her.

"Oh hi Selphie" Kairi said.

"Say Kairi. Do you feel like going out to the island? Square Enix didn't bother putting Tidus and Wakka into the game so I have no one else to go with me" Selphie asked.

"No. Not now" Kairi said. "Do you remember those boys who used to hang out with us?"

"…Tidus and Wakka?"
"No... They're not even in this game for some strange reason."

"...Riku?"
"Yeah. That's the one."
"I wonder what happened to him. You think he's been trapped in a dark realm or something?"
"No. Don't be ridiculous… And what about the other boy?"

"…Tidus?"

"No… He and Wakka STILL aren't in the game."
"…Leon?"
"Have you ever met him?"
"No. But I can't seem to recall any others. Sure you didn't make him up?"

"Namine?"

Kairi could hear the voice yet no one else did… It was Roxas by the way… he was still falling from the tower… a very tall tower by the looks of it.

"Who are you? And that's not my name. My name is Kairi" Kairi answered the voice.

"Kairi! I know you. You're that girl he likes" Roxas said, remembering the name from those messed up dreams he had in his messed up little head.
"I heard that!"

"Who?"

"I was just talking to the author" Roxas said.

"No not that… please a name!" Kairi said.
"My name is Roxas".

"And what is HIS name?"
"What? You don't even remember my name?" said a third voice; suddenly Roxas could hear crying in his head, which slowly got fainter.

"O…K?" Roxas said.

"What was that?" Kairi asked.

"Never mind. One of the crazy stuff that happens in this fic I guess"

Kairi lay unconscious on the road… no one seemed to know when and why exactly she fell… but that's not important.

"Kairi? Are you alright?" Selphie asked.

"Yeah. I'm fine" Kairi said and ran down to the beach.

"She's nuts…" Selphie said to herself.

As the two girls got to the beach, Kairi pulled out a bottle from her bag.

"What's that?" Selphie asked.

"It's a bottle. Duh! I wrote a letter yesterday to the boy I don't remember, and put it in this bottle" Kairi said and placed the bottle in the water.
"So… you think by putting it into the water he's somehow going to get it?" Selphie asked. "But what if he's like at another planet or something?"

"And you say I'm not making sense? Geez. This letter is where it starts I know it" Kairi said. "Or maybe he'll just get it at the very end of the game… but let's not hope that".

"Yeah. Hope not" Selphie said. "Am I going to appear more in this fic?" she suddenly asked.

"Probably not. You were a minor character from the start" Kairi said.

"Aw damnit! Well then I'll just go back to Tidus and Wakka and go back to being absent throughout the whole game" Selphie said and walked of.

Usagi: poor Selphie… getting so little screen time

Tidus: what about us???

Usagi:… right…

Roxas: who cares about them anyway?
Sora: this should be about me!
Usagi: Please! Someone get him of the set!

(The staff comes by and carries Sora away)
Zakura: wow! I didn't even know you had a staff.

Usagi: apart from you, Sasuke, and the hamsters, neither did I…

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