Sonic said goodbyes to his mummys and daddys "goodbye mommys and daddys" sonic said "goodbye son" sonics dad said "goodbye sonic have a good day at high school today... because thats where a superhero guy needs to be." Sonics mum said.
Checking his bag onece more, sonic looked inside and stuff. "books, check... toilet paper, gay porn and lube, check... manana flavoured powerthirst... checkaroo." Sonic listed off, before running out the house hold generalized area of sorts n shit.
First up... maths class with Mr Johntouch" sonic stated, "most likely the only class I'll end up taking, since i'm going to be here for 20+ something chapters, just talking about random irrelevant social shit the author decideds to put in... no plot whatsoever." Sonic stated.
Sonic entres maths class... finding his good buddys tails and knuckles... today they were all wearing FUCKING JEANS AND A T-FUCKING-SHIRT! EVERY FUCKING TIME!
"begone foul creatures! Back to the swamp that spawned you!"
"Hi Sonic!" Tails exclaimed very homosexually, "I'm a suck-up bitch!" tails said. "Derp!" knuckles replied.
"Knuckles!" Sonic gasped! "how could you call Tails a suck up bitch!" Sonic asked.
"Derp!"
"well, that may be so!" Sonic said, getting interrupted buy knuckles again.
"derp!"
"I will fight you to the death about this conflict!" Sonic replied... Knuckles backed off a little, shaking his arms. To the casual observer, it would look like he was trying to say something more cleverer and shit.
Sonic punched knuckles and shit.
Knuckles fired his lazer and shit.
Principle zulu chucking spear sudden;y appered, "im princible zulu chucking spear! Come with me you two rombuscious homosexuals!"
A sign entitled "one month later" suddenly appeared in front of the television screen, it was blue with black swiggly lines going through it, around the sides were a sponge, a squid, a crab, and a ten dollar hooker lady.
Knuckles and sonic were in detetion, because they were baddasses in detetion they suddenly had girlfriends... two OCs going by the names of bitch and hoe.
Sonic had buttsex with bitch, while knuckles had buttsex with hoe.
"This feels so good" both sonic and knuckles said, cumming for the 'three fitty'-ith time inside their respective girlfriends viginas, even though they were having buttsex. The girls passed out from the incredibal pleasue they felt.
Meanwhile, tails was having sex with cream, because that always fucking happens... wait! Whats this shit! He has two penises!
Bavck to the intresting shit.
Silver was having sex with the big softy shadow.
No one was taking any drugs at all... strange... considering it's a normal social thing now days... oh wait... the author wouldn't know anything about that now would they?
Meanwhile... egman was planning evil.
Eggman: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... when I mark sonics test F, the sky will fall on their heads... mwahahahahahahahahaha
Will our heros win over evil and shit... never find out next chapter!