A/N: I got almost two feet of my hair lopped off 8D Now it's all pixie cutish. Anyway um... chapter three is on my sister's netbook so some stuff may be confusing but otherwise not much else. Enjoy.

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angelsweet2011: Thank you so much for liking it! I hope this is as good as the last one!

"NekoInAhat signing in

Not Bob signing in

Not Bob: Someone help me out of the vents I'm lost and something's holding onto my leg. Are there giant rats in here by any chance?

NekoInAhat: Well you're an idiot this is a very simply laid out ventilation system.

Not Bob: It's not my fault I connected the Decepticon vents and the Autobot vents with my Skywarp in a bottle. It was supposed to be a birthday present for you but I got lost.

NekoInAhat: My birthday is many months from now.

Not Bob: well happy late/early birthday.

NekoInAhat: And about the rats they are not rats just genetically altered giant weasels and a few rat guards.

Not Bob: That is a rat. Someone help me!

NekoInAhat: Rat guard 227 get your fury behind down here.

Not Bob: It's not moving oh wait it's transforming. Oh it's just Rattrap.

Vermin signing in

Vermin: Hi who changed mah name.

NekoInAhat: Rattrap get out of my vents before I Shoop Dah Whoop breath you.

Not Bob: But I'm in here too!

NekoInAhat: Some sacrifices will be made.

Not Bob: You suck you know that?

NekoInAhat: Oh yeah FYI me and Bluestreak are no longer dating.

Not Bob: Why? Do you prefer being a creepy stalker.

NekoInAhat: That and there was no chemistry. Also I hooked him up with Blaster.

Not Bob: Oh do you know when Shockwave's getting out?

NekoInAhat: Oh he's out right now he's under my foot I saw him near my vents.

Not Bob: Of course he is! I called him to help get me out of here! Sense someone wouldn't answer her cell phone

NekoInAhat: My cell phone is at the bottom of lake Eerie I let Wreck Gar borrow it and he fell into the water and if you look to your right there is a map.

Not Bob: Oh yeah tell Shockwave I'll be there in a couple of minutes.

NekoInAhat: Shockwave for the last time there is a restraining order stay 29 feet away from the vents.

I'm a deer signing in

I'm a deer: I was the one who filled the restraining order!

Not Bob: Hey Shockwave I'll be there in about five minutes.

NekoInAhat: It's still a restraining order. Not Bob get into a side alley I'm using Shop Dah Whoop breath.

Not Bob: Not yet I can see the light.

NekoInAhat: You're lose. I'mma firin' mah lazer at you Rattrap! Blaaaaaaaaargh!

Vermin: Holy Slag that is a lot of fire.

NekoInAhat: Rat seeking powers on =3=

Not Bob: Air! Air! I can finally breath fresh air! Hi Shockwave the reservations are in 30 minutes what do you want to do until then?

NekoInAhat: Die?

I'm a deer: No Neko.

NekoInAhat: Don't use my first name!

Not Bob: He has a right to use your first name!

NekoInAhat: No by court law he has to call me by my last name Fritzpretzelwhoopface.

Not Bob: We all know that's not your last name it's hat dude.

NekoInAhat: I'm not male and my last name is not hat that is just what I'm in.

Not Bob: But you're first name is Neko so your last name is Hat just like my first name is Not and my last is Bob.

NekoInAhat: No Neko is who I am in a hat is where I am.

Not Bob: No your last name would be Bob 'cause we're related!

NekoInAhat signing out

Neko Fritzpretzelwhoopface signing in

Neko Fritzpretzelwhoopface: My last name!

Not Bob: You suck and my watch says 25 minutes lets go Shockwave.

Neko Fritzpretzelwhoopface: By von Duke.

Not Bob: Whaaat?

I'm a deer: My last name.

Not Bob: Okay!

Not Bob signing out

I'm a deer signing out

Neko Fritzpretzelwhoopface signing out

NekoInAhat signing in

Sweet little Bumblebee signing in

Sweet little Bumblebee: Did I miss anybody

NekoInAhat: Not Bob and von Duke it says Rattrap is signed in but he's a fried rat.

Sweet little Bumblebee: von Duke?

NekoInAhat: Yeah I have to call Shockwave that and he has to call me by my last name Fritzpretzelwhoopface.

Sweet little Bumblebee: But your last name is Kitsune.

NekoInAhat: It's the name the court requires me by.

Sweet little Bumblebee: What court?

NekoInAhat: The one me and von Duke have to keep going too.

Sweet little Bumblebee: For shoop dah whooping him in the face?

NekoInAhat: Nooooooo! Blurr just ruined the end of a book for me via facebook!

Sweet little Bumblebee: That sux for you.

Come here my sweet little Bumblebee signing in

NekoInAhat: Is it just me or are his screen names getting steadily creepier?

Sweet little Bumblebee: It's not just you.

Come here my sweet little Bumblebee: Hello Bumblebee.

Sweet little Bumblebee: Stay away! I have stasis cuffs.

NekoInAhat: Kinky.

Sweet little Bumblebee: Not helping Neko!

Come here my sweet little Bumblebee: Bumblebee become my mate and join the Decepticons.

NekoInAhat: Yeah I'd join for that.

Sweet little Bumblebee: Really?

NekoInAhat: Bazinga.

Sweet little Bumblebee: -_-;

Come here my sweet little Bumblebee: Bazinga?

NekoInAhat: Bumblebee how does he now if you're sweet or not... oh wait Megatron incident 34564r45!

Come here my sweet little Bumblebee: That was one of my favorites ;)

Sweet little Bumblebee: You're such a creep.

NekoInAhat: Ya von Duke has more of a chance with Bee than you.

Come here my sweet little Bumblebee: von Duke? You really were serious about the court thing.

NekoInAhat: No duh von Duke sued me 20+ times so I can't say his first name so he can't sue me for threatening him because it could be any von Duke out there.

Come here my sweet little Bumblebee: I can see their logic even I would get sick of that.

Sweet little Bumblebee: You know I just realized how offensive my screen name and Sullivan's are to me.

NekoInAhat: Yeah they are!

Come here my sweet little Bumblebee: Why are you calling me by my last name?

Sweet little Bumblebee: I'm taking a clue from the courts.

NekoInAhat: When are either of you leaving cause' I'm tired and I can't leave Bumblebee alone with Megs on here.

Sweet little Bumblebee: Thanks Neko.

NekoInAhat: Thank you Bumblebee ^w^

Come here my sweet little Bumblebee: As much as I hate it I have to go Starscreams glitching at me to get off his computer :P

Sweet little Bumblebee: Why are you using Starscream's computer?

NekoInAhat: Because I stole his :)

Come here my sweet little Bumblebee signing out

NekoInAhat: Okay bye bye bee! ^3^

NekoInAhat signing out ^3^

Sweet little Bumblebee: Three two one...

Sweet little Bumblebee: No new people. I'm leaving.

Sweet little Bumblebee signing out" The same idotically mysterous voice says.