BWAHAHHA, I just had 2 energy drinks and a cup of ice coffee, so I've been up all night writing this chapter, I hope you guys like it, this is where things heat up and I dunno party stuff maybe a few games I'm not sure.

Deidara: She doesn't own Naruto hm, and I'm only doing this because she's to fucking high on sugar to remember.

Shut your mouth Blondie, remember I have the power to make you wear a dress.

Deidara: . Let's not get Hasty now un.

That's what I thought, now get back into the story ya bum!

Regular POV

Ashlynn stepped out of the shower and looked in the mirror at her chest length messy black hair with the bright purple streak in her side bangs and bright hazel eyes. She smiled as she brushed her hair and went to her room to get into a pair of Pajamas, she ended up choosing a pair of fleecy Hello Kitty shorts and a big black T-shirt that said:

People for the

Ethical

Treatment of

Zombies. 3

She ran back to the bathroom and put on some eye liner, she felt naked with out it and ran downstairs, she ended up tripping and falling right on to Itachi who caught her with no problem.

"Thanks." She mumbled trying to remove her self from his arms.

"Hn." He said walking her over to the couch and dumping her on the sleeping Hidan.

"AH WHAT THE FUCK!" Hidan yelled sitting up with a start.

Ashlynn fell of Hidan and the couch hitting her head on the coffee table. The entire living room erupted in laughter.

"Not funny." She pouted.

"I beg to differ!" Kiseme chuckled. "That was hilarious!"

She glared at him from the floor, she looked around, Konan and Kimber weren't here.. She put her finger up to her chin and thought about where they might be hiding.. Her thoughts were cut off by the door bell ringing.

"DING DONG DING DONG"

She jumped up and squealed running to the door singing. "Kimi's here Kimi's here I'm so happy Kimi's here!"

She swung the door open and Kimi glomped her causing some loud thuds, She looked over Kimi to see two raven haired girls looking down and giggling. It was Hannah and Maho, they were twins they looked exactly alike bright icy blue eyes, black hair and slim figures. The only way to tell them apart was how long their hair was Hannah had hair half way down her back and Maho had hair down to her knees. She looked at Kimi who had brown hair a bit past her shoulders with blue and purple streaks, she was wearing some black pajama shorts and neon pick tank top. Ashlynn smiled at how much she would stand out in the crowded living room.

Kimi helped Ashlynn up and smiled at her guiltily. "I ran into Hannah and Maho while I was leaving the mall and I told them that I was seeing you and.. well I told them they should come to and that you would be happy to see them." She rubbed the back of her head and smiled again.

She hadn't expected this, but hey the more the merrier, guess more people would just know about Kimber and her guests. "Hey Kimi it's quite alright you know I love them both dearly, like with all my heart, and that I've never been one to pass up a party." She smirked.

"Well then let's get this fucking party started." Hannah said walking into the house and putting down her bags.

"Wow, how did you manage to afford this place on a students salary?" Maho asked looking around the dinning room. (A/N: Just so this makes more sense the front door leads into the dinning room witch leads into the kitchen, the kitchen has the hallway, witch has the first guest room and the door to the basement, that leads to the living room witch is quite large might I add. The living room contains the stairs witch are open and have shelves supporting that wall. There's a bathroom at the bottom of the stairs and to the left is the other guest room. Up the stairs and to the left is Ashlynn's room and to the right is the bathroom and Kimber's room. This is the end of the House tour.)

"Well when my grandmother passed away she left me all of her money for collage, and anything else I needed. She wanted me to be able to live comfortably, so she bought me this house before she died and here I am with a beautiful home, money for life, and I'm going to a wonderful school." She explained smiling softly at the thought of her grandmother.

"I'm so sorry.." Maho muttered.

"Let's not bring down the mood though," Ashlynn said cheerfully. "I have a ton of food and booze, but uhm I need to explain something first..." The three girls stared at her in awe with dropped jaws after she had finished.

"So your not fuckin' with us right?" Hannah said still staring in disbelief.

Ashlynn shook her head. "Not at all, I mean me and Kimber didn't even believe it at first."

"This is so cool!" Kimi squealed. "Ashlynn you truly are the best senior buddy any one could have ever had!"

"Well if you want to thank anyone thank Kimber, it is her fault for trying to make a portal." Ashlynn laughed.

"You say that like it's a bad thing!" Hannah scolded.

Maho giggled. "I know, If I were in your situation I would be more than ecstatic, actually, I don't think I would be able to hold back, how your managing is a mystery to me."

Ashlynn laughed nervously. "Their all in the living room I think, but how about we just put your bags in my room first, because I don't know where any of this is-" She blinked and everyone was gone bags and all. "going?" She finished her sentence slowly.

She walked into the living room surprised to see someone had set up a snack table with a bowl of punch and all. When did they get punch? Hmm, she wouldn't worry about it now. She looked over to see Maho, Hannah and Kimi were catching up with Kimber and introducing themselves to Konan while the boys just kind of sat there talking to each other about the three strange girls who just walked in.

"ALRIGHT!" Ashlynn yelled. "How about we make this a party, Boys these are my friends Kimi, the one in the neon pink shirt, And Maho is the one in the Blue shirt, and Hannah the one in the Green shirt. Be nice and do not be violent with them, or you manhood will suffer!" All the boys looked at her with slight fear on their faces as she laughed darkly. "Now, get acquainted."

She left to go make her self a mix drink, Vodka and coke of course. And came back to Hannah and Hidan having a cussing fight. Ashlynn sweat dropped and everyone else was looking at the two like they were crazy.

"Who the fuck are you calling a fucking bitch huh?" Hannah yelled getting closer to him.

"I'm calling you a fucking bitch you swanky little piece of fucking trash!" He yelled back getting closer as well.

Soon enough their faces were only inches apart and they were still throwing insults back and forth.

"Egotistical ass hole!" she spat.

"Self righteous bitch!" He threw back at her.

"BASTARD!"

"CUNT!"

"ASS FUCKER!"

"WHORE!"

And it went on like that for awhile, Kiseme had to pull Ashlynn over to a spot on the couch because all she could do was just sit there in amazement and wonder at how to people could just instantly hate each other, yet be so alike at the same time. If there was a girl version on Hidan, it was Hannah.

"50 bucks they end up hooking up." Kiseme said to Kakuzu.

Kakuzu thought about it for a minute. "No, it is all to likely they will be eloping later on."

Everyone of the couch just looked at him funny. He shrugged it off and went to go get a beer. As Hidan and Hannah continued tossing random cuss words at each other she saw Maho talking with Itachi and decided to see if what these guys were talking about was any better.

"Yes, but no matter what you do it still isn't strong enough!" Maho argued. Ashlynn perked up, yes a conversation about something like battle skills maybe?

"That may be true, but sake isn't refined like vodka and has a more natural taste." Itachi said matter of factually.

Ashlynn almost fell over, they were arguing about alcohol? Itachi, Maho?

"Taste is only a small part of it, what is going to get you drunk faster is Vodka, and having a Russian father makes it easy for me to know this. Sake just can't even compare to Vodka. End of story." Maho said crossing her arms.

"Bu-"

"I said end of story." she turned her head away and Itachi let out an exasperated sigh.

Ashlynn couldn't even believe it, Maho could be stubborn when she wanted to, especially if it was something she thought strongly of, and she guessed Vodka was one of those things. She looked around for Kimi to see what she was doing, hopefully not arguing or doing something vulgar. She went into the kitchen to see her Pein, Kakuzu, Kiseme, Kimber, Konan, and Zetsu playing strip poker. She didn't even bother saying anything, it was a lost cause to try and stop them. Going back to the living room she saw that finally Hidan and Hannah had stopped arguing, but they were now, instead, violently flirting with each other.

"I swear I'm going to make you shut that pretty little mouth of yours." he said backing her up against a wall.

"Oh really? Now how to you expect to do that?" she said back poking him in the chest.

"Well we all know you want me so I'll just let you have me. That should keep you quiet for awhile." He was smirking now.

"HA that's real funny, because it's obvious that you want me. And who ever said I was quiet?" she smirked back pushing him backwards. She was walking to Ashlynn.

"Hi Hannah, having a fun time?" Ashlynn asked with a weary voice.

"Heh you bet, now we just need to get everyone here flat out shitfaced. I'm thinkin' shots, where's your vodka?" She asked heading towards the kitchen.

"I'll show you." Ashlynn said following her. She reached up into one of her cabinets and grabbed a bottle of vodka and a few shot glasses. "Okay you wanna go first, or should we go for the same time?"

"How about we go for the same time."

Ashlynn poured out to glasses and raised it in the air slightly. "A toast to an interesting night."

"A toast!" Hannah cheered. And with that they took their shots.

It wasn't to long before everyone was drunk and just all over the place. Ashlynn couldn't think straight for the love of god she couldn't even walk straight. She walked around looking at how everyone acted drunk. Itachi was trying to subdue Maho with some success, Zetsu was hitting on a house plant, Hidan was screaming at Hannah who was screaming back, Kimi Kakuzu and Kiseme were still taking shots, Sasori was explaining puppetry to no one, Kimber and Konan were laughing at everything hysterically, Deidara was attempting to play a video game, and Ashlynn she was the type of drunk to just do anything. She vaguely remembered the last time she was drunk..

Ashlynn climbed a tree and was only on the first branch when Kimber started yelling at her.

"Your sooooo high your going to faalll!" Kimber's speech was slurred and elongated.

"No I'm not, I'm not going to fall!" Ashlynn replied, her speech wasn't much better.

"Yeeess you arrree, your going to diiiiie!"

Ashlynn indeed fell out of the tree, not that it was fatal or even threatening in anyway, but drunk people tend to over react.

"Ouuchh, I think I broke my baackk horn!" Ashlynn cried.

"You mean your back bone?" Kimber asked.

"Noooo my backk horrn!"

And that was really all she remembered, and now she was bored and had nothing to do. And there was Deidara, an easy target, right in front of her.

She snuck up behind the couch and peeked over, the drunk and unaware Deidara didn't suspect a thing. "BOO!" she yelled.

Deidara screamed, threw the controller and hid under the coffee table. Ashlynn fell over laughing, Kimber and Konan saw the whole thing and the both of them were cackling and falling over.

"She so got you!" Konan said between laughs.

"I know, she really did!" Kimber said falling over on Konan.

"Ohh wait till Kiseme hears about this, he just might pee himself!" Konan replied whipping a tear from the corner of her eye.

Deidara glared at the both of them and got out from under the coffee table. He looked around to see who his attacker but she was in hiding. Kimber pointed to behind the couch, so he dived over it and tackled Ashlynn pinning her to the ground.

Back in the Kitchen With Kimi..

"Kakuzu why do you * hic up * like money so much?" Kimi asked him seriously, even though she was drunk it was always something she wanted to know.

"I'd rather not talk about it." He said calmly, although Kimi thought she heard a sniffle.

"Awh Come on Kakuzu I pinky promise I won't * hic up* tell any one else." Kimi was determined, and when she was determined to find something out, damn it she found it out.

"Well I guess if your pinky promise.." He said holding our his pinky. Kimi took it in hers and smiled. "Well it all started..."

In the Dinning room with Kimber...

Kiseme literally cried with joy when he heard how badly Ashlynn had scared Deidara. And seeing him fall over only made Konan and Kimber start laughing to, it was unbelievable they couldn't stop. It was like everything was funny, everything was good comedy.

"I I can't Stop!" Konan choked out.

"Me e-either!" Kimber breathed.

Kiseme just kept laughing, his gut felt about ready to explode it hurt so bad from all the laughing.

In the Living room corner...

Zetsu was talking to the plant when his Leader-Sama ran by in his underwear, he wasn't sure what to think, so he just continued hitting on the house plant. She was beautiful and about ready to pollinate. This would be her first time, and he was excited to share this with her. He smiled at least both of his sides agreed on something, it's been awhile, and this plant is fine.

Out on the porch..

Sasori lay on the hammock looking at the stars, he was all alone outside, but he liked it, this way he could just sit and think about everything. And since he was a puppet he didn't even have to worry about the mosquitoes. They were really bad this year. The sound of peeper frogs and crickets, and the sight of waltzing lightning bugs slowly lulled him into a deep sleep.

In the the guest bed room...

Itachi and Maho were making out, he was on top of her, but she didn't mind. His kisses, even though drunk and sloppy, were wonderful. She was kissing him back with the same wonderful drunk love that has created some many problems for people in Vegas. She didn't know how far this would go, all she really knew was that she didn't want to have sex with him. And all Itachi knew was that he wanted to get laid, and bad.

I'm so mean. I left it at a cliff hanger, why is Kakuzu so in love with money? What's going on with Ash and Deidara? Why is Pein practically naked? When will Kiseme, Konan, and Kimber stop laughing? Awh Sasori's so cute. Will Itachi finally get laid? And WILL ZETSU GO ALL THE WAY WITH THE POTTED FERN PLANT?

Deidara: Shut up un you sound like a meth head.

Oh that's it someone is sooo going to where a dress.

Deidara: * Gulps *

Oh and reviews guys I love em'. 3