From: "Haruno Sakura" ()
To: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
Pig? Are you there? Are you ok?
From: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
To: "Haruno Sakura" ()
Sakura? Oh my god, I think I just had the most frightening experience of my life.
From: "Haruno Sakura" ()
To: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
PIG!!! Thank god, you're ok! I was dying back there!
From: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
To: "Haruno Sakura" ()
What do you mean?
From: "Haruno Sakura" ()
To: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
Um… I only… hyperventilated and fell onto Sasuke's lap, and then fainted, before he carried me to the school nurse, now yes? What were you saying?
From: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
To: "Haruno Sakura" ()
You WHAT???!!!! And he WHAT???!!!
From: "Haruno Sakura" ()
To: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
That's not the point, pig, tell me what happened to you.
From: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
To: "Haruno Sakura" ()
Well, after that truck crashed straight into us and caused us to hang of the cliff, the back half of the bus, me being in it, literally hanging in mid air, everyone was screaming, and because everyone in the top half was too selfish to care what happened to us, and ran off the bus as fast as possible, the bottoms half began to tip even more over the edge, so, I broke the window using the emergency hammer, and, by then, the fire engine was here (man, do they have quick emergency services!) and they sent a ladder down, and I helped all the people left on the bus to climb onto it and, then left myself, literally 5 seconds before the bus tipped and fell over the edge. Quite a nerve wracking experience, I can tell you.
From: "Haruno Sakura" ()
To: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
OMG, pig!!! That was so brave!! I can't believe you did that! That's actually incredible!!! I'll make sure I casually mention it to Shikamaru. There's no way he'll resist brave AND beautiful.
From: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
To: "Haruno Sakura" ()
Aww! Forehead!!! That's so cute!!! Thanks, I love you. Now, back to your man problems. Did I read that incredibly small font correctly? You fainted on Sasuke, and he carried you to the nurse?
From: "Haruno Sakura" ()
To: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
Only because Hiate-sensei told him to.
From: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
To: "Haruno Sakura" ()
Yes, but with any other girl, he would have left her lying outside the door! Now, this is a sure sign that he likes you.
From: "Haruno Sakura" ()
To: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
No way, he's not that cruel. I'm sure of it. Or at least I think. I hope. Probably. Fine, maybe he would've. But he was probably too scared of Hiate-sensei. He wouldn't have liked tripping over me as he left the room.
From: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
To: "Haruno Sakura" ()
Did I just hear the words Sasuke, scared and Hiate-sensei in the same sentence? Or even the meaning of them in the same sentence? Are you joking? Hiate-sensei's more scared of Sasuke than Sasuke is of Hiate-sensei. And, to be honest, I don't think he would have cared if he tripped over you on the way out of the room. He would have been either too eager to get out, or just too lazy to care.
From: "Haruno Sakura" ()
To: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
Hmm, true. Hey! Don't dis Hiate-sensei! He's a sweet guy. And besides, I think Shikamaru's the word when it comes to laziness.
From: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
To: "Haruno Sakura" ()
HEY!!!! Do you ever find me calling Sasuke an emo?? All men have their faults.
From: "Haruno Sakura" ()
To: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
Actually, yes. Quite a lot, in fact. Hang on, need to text Naruto.
From: "Yamanaka Ino" ()
To: "Haruno Sakura" ()
Fine, ditch me for that retard. I don't care.