Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece.

Sorry this chapter took so long. The reason: Spring break equals two days at Disneyland and Disney California Adventure! Two parks in one baby!!!

My wonderful friend of mine decided that she will start adding citrus into her stories because of me. Since she advertised, I will do so too. Read her story: Te Inu Fighter. She's really a nice person. Actually, my best friend. And of course, a best friend is a person who is better than the person who thinks that person is a best friend. Get what I mean? Like, she's better at cooking, she's better at drawing, and of course, she's the best as being a friend. Have fun reading her stories.

Ace hopped on top of the bed and started to roll around on it. He happily pulled off the covers and waved the sheets to look like waves. Just like Luffy; gets all excited on little things... He finally waved a finger at Zoro. "Come." Zoro carried his legs over to the edge of the bed and rolled right next to him. Ace eyes met Zoro's, "Are you ready for this?"

Zoro leaned in and kissed him in the lips. Ace smiled, "Good answer."

He turned Zoro over so Ace was right on top of him. "...Well, let me do the honors of taking off your clothes." Ace grinned mischievously and grabbed one of the belts. He first pressed the side button of the belt to unlock the fastener, then he clicked off the locker for the belt tightener, and finally he was able to unbuckle one of the belts. He had to do that with the other one, but this belt needed a key which the first belt had. Next came the shirt, he had to unravel a thin chain that wrapped around Zoro's waist; this took him a while because Zoro kept squirming from the uncomfortable ness. After 10 buttons, 5 zippers, 7 chains, 11 locks and 35 keys, Ace had finally realized that this was not an ordinary shirt. "What the hell!? What kind of shirt is this!?"

"The 'anti-raping' shirt. It came with the pants, but you said you didn't want it." Zoro sat up and stared at his still closed shirt.

"Anti-WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT THIS WAS 'ANTI-RAPING!?'"

"I tried to, but you didn't give me a chance! You left the store before I could call you!"

"Oh." he slapped his fist on the palm of his other hand, "No wonder it took you so long to change into that! I see." he flung his hands off the shirt and sighed. "Ugh...you take it off. Wait, no. Go take a shower! I know pirates like you guys don't take showers!!"

"You're a pirate too you know."

"Shaddup, I did take a shower before I left my ship. Go." Using both hands, he softly pushed Zoro off the bed and toppled into the bathroom. Zoro sat up and felt the cold white tiles on his knees and feet. Zoro sat in the bathroom in amazement, again. The bathroom walls were cream white colored with red strips wrapped all around the ceiling. There were more than 5 red-violet towels folded and were placed on the top shelf above the toilet. The bathtub was polished white with golden legs to support itself. The faucet in the sink and for the shower head were also gold and slightly glistened from the ceiling lights. Zoro's eyes swam around, and stopped at something neatly folded in the corner of the sink.

Ace quickly got up when he heard Zoro yell in surprise. He fell off the bed and watched Zoro run out of the bathroom holding something in his chest. "What's wrong!?"

Zoro held out a white bathrobe with the letter 'Z' printed on the chest area. "It's a bathrobe♥ I never worn these before!" Ace's fell down; a sweat drop trickling down his hair. "Look! It even has a letter 'Z' in the front!"

"-that's because this hotel is called Zaparude." Zoro ignored Ace's words and hugged the bathrobe. "Its soft♥ Ace, can I wear this for the whole night!?"

Ace rolled his eyes. "Yes yes yes, you can Zoro." He jumped off the bed and pushed Zoro again into the bathroom, "Just hurry up and take a shower. Don't forget to wash behind your ears." Zoro nodded and locked the door behind him. Ace sat on the edge of the bed and quietly snickered to himself. "Such a cute kid."

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Minutes later, Zoro came out of the bathroom with the white bathrobe tightly worn around his body. The robe was long enough to reach his ankles. Zoro stretched both of his arms apart and grinned. "This is so cool!"

"Yeah, you can enjoy it all you want, but I'm going to take that off when we do it."

Zoro's shoulders sank, "Aw, do you have to?"

"Yeah. Come on the bed Zoro." Zoro protested, but came to the bed anyways. Zoro, right under Ace, stared back at him with a worried yet a glint of excitement. Ace grinned, "It's not going to hurt. I'm really good at this." He bent down and pressed his lips firmly onto Zoro's. Zoro did not react as much as the first time, and he slowly opened his mouth to let the aggressive tongue in. Zoro's muscled tensed and this time the desperate hands were tangled into Ace's hair. When the tongue touched the roof of his mouth, Zoro quivered violently and slightly moved his legs under Ace. Ace accidentally broke the kiss when one of Zoro's legs happened to hit between Ace's legs. "Ugh, Zoro. What the heck!? We were getting into the good part!!"

"...s-sorry..."

Ace sighed, gave him some kisses on the side of the neck as a forgiveness and started to unknot the robe to reveal the tanned bare chest. His kisses rolled down from the neck all the way down to the chest area. There, he started to nibble on one of the nipples. Ace's eyes were staring at Zoro and smiled when he saw Zoro's eyes closed and quietly moaned in pleasure. Ace continued to nibble, kiss, and suck on the nipple until the chest soon was wet from the sweat and saliva. Ace then grasped Zoro's hips and slid down all the way down to the groin and started to stroke it slowly. Zoro arched his back and cried; his hands were digging into the back of Ace's neck. Zoro felt the hands slide down lower and was about to arch his whole back when the hands stopped dead.

Zoro watched as the hands broke off from him and lay loose on Ace's shoulders. Zoro slowly sat up and panted, "A-Ace...?"

"Never mind...we're not going to do it..." Zoro was shocked; he never knew that he will hear this from Ace's mouth. He looked away from him and his mouth slightly gaped open from disappointment. W..what...? We're not going to have...Was I not able to...please him? His eyes started to swell up with tears. What did I do wron- "-on the bed." Zoro paused. He wiped his eyes with his arm and veered to Ace. "W...what!?"

"We're not going to have sex on the bed."

Zoro twitched and his eyes narrowed in confusion. "T-then, where are we going to..."

"on that." Ace's thumb pointed to the large, red, single seated sofa.

"On what!?"

"A chair."

WHAT?!"

"A chair."

"HOW!?"

Ace chuckled. "It's easy. I sit on the chair; you sit on me. Dick into butt and it's complete." He sat on the chair and unzipped his pants and took out a bottle of lotion from the table nearby. "Come on Zoro♥"

Zoro frowned. "Ace, why aren't you naked?"

"Because, last time, a stupid moron scratched my whole back making some weird scars on my tattoo. Plus, I look good in a suit."

Zoro rolled his eyes in stupidity and walked over to Ace. Zoro titled his head to the side, "What's the lotion for?"

"Hn? Oh, this? I rub this into ya'. Come on, sit on me." Zoro dropped the robe off of his shoulders and sat on his lap; chest facing Ace.

Zoro blushed as he felt Ace's muscle harden underneath him, "D-don't tell me you have to use fingers..." The quiet silence told him that he was right. "Oh god." Zoro watched in horror as Ace dipped in two fingers into the lotion bottle. "Now, relax Zoro."

"Yeah, like I can relax at at time like this."

Ace rolled his eyes and moved the two thickly coated fingers right under Zoro. He shoved a finger into him and Zoro gasped. Zoro felt the finger move around in circles as if it was trying to find some secret treasure or something. He gasped and whimpered when the second finger went in next. Ace raised an eyebrow at him and frowned. "I said relax Zoro."

"I..I'm tryi..Nn.." Zoro moaned softly when he felt the fingers probe in deeper and his fingers dug into the cloth of Ace's tux. "Well, good thing that I still have clothes on; that tattoo would have been gone for good..." HOW CAN YOU BE SO CALM AT A TIME LIKE THIS!? Zoro screamed in his mind, but was disrupted when the perverted fingers finally wriggled out. Ace cleaned off his fingers on his pants. "I guess that's done. Lift yourself up and then...I'll shove you down. Okay?" Zoro slightly nodded and forced himself to raise his knees right above Ace's hardened muscle.

One arm grasped Zoro's hip; the other was holding the cock in place. "Don't worry. It's not going to hur-well actually, it is going to hurt..but only a little. Afterwards, it's going to be all great♥" Without warning, Ace shoved Zoro down.

Zoro arched his back and cried-his fingers digging deeper into the neck. Ace quickly grabbed Zoro's hip so he wouldn't fall off the chair. Ace looked up to Zoro and weakly smiled, "You alright?" He wiped off the pools of tears off of Zoro's eyes, "Did it hurt?" Zoro shook his head very faintly-the sensation was overbearing for him to even speak. "Okay then...let's rock!"

Zoro wondered if that was a pun or not, but he felt himself being rocked up and down. "Ahh!..ah...eh...nn..." He curved his back so now he was bending towards Ace again. Ace licked away the sweat on Zoro's chest and nibbled and sucked on his nipple again. Zoro placed his chin on Ace's head and panted very heavily-his hands were combing into Ace's hair. "Out of all the people I went out with, you're the best Zoro." Ace whispered as he gave him another thrust, "I love ya."

"Nhn...nn-Hya!" Zoro tugged hard on Ace's hair and screamed as the hot liquid spilled all over Ace's suit. Ace also moaned in pleasure-shuddering to every body movement Zoro did. "S-sorry Zoro...I'm at my limit." Zoro cried when he felt the hot liquid spread all over inside him. He collapsed onto Ace; Ace leaned back on the chair. "Wow. That was good♥" Ace tugged onto his tux, "Ew, the suit is all...groggy. I forgot about this..."

Ace and Zoro both moaned as Ace pulled Zoro off of him. Ace rolled his shoulders around, grabbed for a towel, and brushed the semen off their bodies. He laid Zoro onto the bed and smiled, "See, it's good to have the bed clean...I don't want wet and nasty smelling beds." Ace took off his black tuxedo so he only had the white collared shirt and pulled the covers on top of them. Zoro blushed at Ace, and then squinted at the digital clock. "Ace, what time is it?"

"...11:43. Why?"

Heh...I still have time to say it... "Happy Birthday...darling."

Ace smiled and leaned over to give him a kiss. "Thanks."

THE END!!!!

Finally!!!! I have finally climbed over the hardest wall I have ever seen!!!!!! Yeah!!!!! ((fist in the air)) Thank you readers for being with me. I am really really happy.

I will make an extra so this story isn't really going to end. Well, actually, this story did end, but we all want to know...what happened to the Merry Go crew. I like those extras.