The beginning is L's POV. LONG chapter!
Rating goes to M because of this chapter because of suggestive sexual ideas... (just to be safe so PLEASE don't hurt me...(but I just Haterz gon' Hate) ... :/
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Chapter 4
She Is
The next morning, around 9:30AM, I was reading the world news on my laptop. It was then that a knock came at the door. I said, "Come in," and it was Light that opened the door. She smiled and said, "Ohayou, Eru. Otearai wa doko desu ka?" (1) For a moment I only stared at her before pointing towards the bathroom that was connected to my bedroom. She smiled and said, "Arigatou," (2) then went inside, closing the door behind her.
When she came back in, I asked in my native language, "Light, how to you know Japanese?"
She responded in English too, "I don't know," she said as she sagged her shoulders, "I just remembered it this morning." She thought for a moment. I wondered what kinds of thoughts went on his her head now. "Well, even if I don't know how I remember, I still remember that I'm Japanese. Was that my first language?"
"Yes," I said. "You were born in Japan and lived there for the first seventeen yours of you life."
"Where do I live now?" she asked. My jaw dropped a little. I couldn't believe she'd forgotten so much.
"Light," I said, still not believing it, "….you live in England right now."
"Oh," she said, though I suspected that she still had no idea where she was. "Is England for away from Japan?"
This shocked me even more. "Yes, very far away. Let me show you." She sat down beside me on the bed as I pulled up a picture of the world map. I pointed to England, "We're here," then at Japan, "and your family in Japan live way over here."
"Wow," she said, "they're really far away."
"…" I didn't want to say anything.
"You said my family was in Japan?"
"Yes," I nodded. "Your mother, your father, and your little sister all live in Japan."
"Are they nice people?"
"Yes," I said. "They are very nice people, and they love you very much. I'm sure they miss you."
"I wish I could meet them and spend time with them," Light said with a very sad face.
I wanted her to be happy again, like her usual amnesia self, so I said, "Well then I'll arrange for us to go to Japan sometime after Christmas."
She nodded and smiled again, "Okay."
Light's POV:
At lunch, Watari said to L that he should have me take a bath. I think I remembered baths. Well, I didn't remember how a bath worked, but I knew that you got clean and refreshed after a bath and that it had something to do with water and getting naked.
L agreed with Watari. He turned to me and said, "Light, please go take a bath."
"Okay!" I smiled, then scurried upstairs to the bathroom that was attached to the room I slept in. I stepped into the bathroom, not closing the door, and took off all my clothes, letting them fall to the floor. I was about to search the room to find a bath when I noticed the mirror. There were these cute pink little dots on my small chest bumps. I smiled at how cute they were, then looked down to see them in person. They were so cute! I turned, wondering if there was anything else so cute on my body. I remembered my butt when I saw it! It was cute too!
I knew my but was for sitting, but what were my chest bumps and pink dots for? Oh, I know! L has all the answers! I'll ask him! I grabbed my red bath towel, wrapped it around myself, and then walked to L's room. He was in there like always, but this time he was sitting on his bed reading a book. He looked up at me, so I dropped my towel so it was resting at my hips. L's big eyes got bigger and stayed like that for a long time. It didn't seem like he was going to say anything soon, so I asked him, pointing to the little bumps on my chest, "What are these things?"
L kept looking at them, but it seemed like he was trying not to. His eyes kept switching from my eyes to my chest. I was king of sad. Didn't he think they were cute too? I was sort of hoping he would like them too. He said, "…Ahh…Those..um..T-Those are your breasts, Light." He was talking funny.
That word made me remember them, "Oooohh, breasts! I thought that's what these were called, I just couldn't remember." I thought for a moment, then stepped closer to L. His book slipped from his hands and onto the floor. I only looked at it before I made another observation, this time it was about L. "Hey, how come you don't have breasts too?"
He coughed, "Um… Ugh..I don't have any because…" he looked at my chest again then into my eyes, "because…I'm a man, Light."
"Oh…." I looked up in thought for a moment, "so I have breasts because I'm a woman." Then I asked, "What are they for?"
L flinched for a second, his face as red as my towel now. He stuttered, "Oh! I…ahh…well….they're for…um…." Then he said quickly, "Having children!" Having children? How do you do that? I wanted to ask more questions, but L blurted out, "No more question, Light!" He suddenly covered his eyes with his hand, "Now go take a bath! And cover yourself, for Pete's sake!"
Pete? "Who's Pete?" I asked, the towel was still at my hips.
"Light!" he shouted in a frenzy.
"Yes?" I answered calmly.
"Cover yourself!"
I was sad. "Why?" I leaned closer to L, "I think my breasts are cute. Don't you like them?" L looked at me through his fingers, his hand still in front of his face. I could now see that his big eyes had little grey rings around them. They were nice. They were pretty.
"Um…" L looked around the room, his eyes frantic. Why wouldn't he look at me? Wasn't I pretty? He said, "Y-yes, Light, I think your breasts are beautiful! Just put your towel back on."
I finally did what he said, "Okay." L picked up his book then looked up at me.
"You came in here naked just to ask me that?"
"No," I admitted, "I came in here because I forgot how to take a bath…. Can you show me how?"
"If you promise never to come in here again only wearing a towel, yes, I'll help you."
I smiled.
We went back to my bathroom, and L showed me how to plug the drain and set the water to a good temperature. Soon, the big bowl was filled with water, then L asked me if I wanted bubbles in my bath. "Heck yeah!" I told him. He laughed, then got a small bottle out of one of the cabinets. He opened it and put some of the blue liquid in the water. After a while, the big bowl was filled with bubbles! "Wow!" I said, the towel still around me. L sat on the floor by the bowl.
"Okay, Light," said L, now covering his eyes again, "you can take your towel off now. Get in the water."
I did as I was told, "Okay," letting go of my red towel and letting it fall to the black and white checkered tile floor. I stepped in the bowl, only my legs wet. "I'm in the bowl," I announced.
L opened his eyes only to let out a cry of surprise and completely turn his body around, still sitting on the floor. "Light! I meant for you to sit in the tub!"
"What's a tub?" I asked.
"That thing you're standing in when you should be sitting in it!"
I laughed, "Oh! You mean the bowl! So it's really a tub." I sat down under the bubbles, only shoulders and above showing now. "I'm in like I'm supposed to be now…I think…"
L carefully peeked over his shoulder, then completely turned to face me. "Good, Light. I'm sorry I was so loud. You just surprised me…" L rolled up his sleeves.
"Why's that?" I asked as I cupped water in his hands and dumped it on my hair.
L's face got red, "Because you were naked…. Just so you know, people typically wear clothes most of the time. It's not considered a normal thing to go around naked anywhere anyone else can see you. Got it?" I nodded. That just scratched out my plan to go around the streets showing everyone my cute little breasts. I really wanted to do that, too. Oh well.
I was quiet for a while as L showed me this thing called shampoo. He told me he would shampoo my hair for me this one time, then I was on my own for the rest of my baths. He scruffled it in my hair, and my scalp felt nice where he touched it. I liked shampoo. It smelled good.
I asked L, "Do you miss anything about the old Light?" I was talking about before I lost my memories. I had no memories whatsoever of anyone or anything before the church.
L told me to close my eyes while he washed the bubbled from my hair. He said, "Sometimes I miss her. We talked about a lot of different things. You were very smart, and you still are. When I explain things to you, you remember them."
"What do you think of the new Light?"
I opened my eyes and L smiled at me, "I like her just as much as the old Light. The new Light makes me laugh. The old Light wasn't as funny as you." I smiled as he pointed to my nose, "This Light is much more curious than the last. She makes me smiled more than the old Light." He touched my nose, "And she's a lot sweeter too." I giggled.
"Thanks, L."
L nodded, then grabbed a weird-looking white puffy thing and put soap on it, and it bubbled up. Baths sure have lots of bubbles! "We have to wash all the dirt from your body with this. I'll scrub your arms and your back, but the rest is all yours. Okay?"
I smiled and nodded. I took my wet arms in his hand and rubbed the puffy thing on them. It covered me in bubbles! So cool! Then he had me turn around and he got my back too. Now my back was all bubbly, and it tickled. When I laughed and told L it tickled, he laughed. Some of the bubbles in the water thinned out.
"How old am I?"
"You're 23."
"How old are you?" I asked.
"I'm 25," he answered.
"Oh….. What's my family like?" I asked.
L smiled at me assuredly, "Well, your father is very protective of you and your sister. Your mother is very quiet and devoted to her family. And your sister is very bubbly and friendly. She really looks up to you because you took care of her when she was small, but now that you're so different, it's like you're her clueless little sister," L smiled.
"You and I aren't related?"
"No," L replied, "we are not family."
"Oh…" I thought for a moment. "Do people usually live with their families?"
"Yes, Light, they do," he said. "But under some special circumstances, you now live with me….. Why do you ask? Are you unhappy living here?" My eyes widened.
"No! I love being here with you and Watari!" I raised my voice to let him know I was serious. "Please believe that!"
"I'm sorry I misunderstood what you were saying, Light. I didn't mean for my assumptions to upset you."
"It's okay." I wondered why I was living here. I figured I might as well ask L. "Hey, L?"
"Hmm?" he hummed.
I turned my head, "If you're not my family, then why do I live with you?"
L stopped scrubbing me. He avoided eye-contact with me as I turned around to face him. He looked around the room with his beautiful grey eyes, then looked at the floor. "You live here with me because we're friends. Friends sometimes move in together."
"Oh, I see…" Then he gave me the puffy thing, it was still bubbly, "What's this called?" I held it in my hand.
"A shower scrub," said L. He turned away, his back against the tub. "I'll be right here if you need anything, Light." Why didn't he look at me? I didn't ask, I just washed my body like he told me. First I washed my stomach. Then I washed my legs; I was happy I was flexible because I could just grab my legs and scrub them. Then the bottoms of my feet. It felt good to get clean and get the layer of nastiness off my body.
I looked up and saw the back of L. His sleeves were still rolled up on his arms. I moved closer to the edge, the water making little sounds. I reached my hand out of the hot water and touched L's shoulder, getting his shirt a little wet too.
I loved him so much.
He didn't say anything, just turned his head to look at me curiously. I gently took hold of the plain collar of his plain shirt and slowly slid it down his shoulder. I don't know how I knew how to do what I did, but I leaned my head closer to the pale white skin of his shoulder and pushed my moistened lips to it. I just stayed like that for a moment and closed my eyes. I felt his eyes on me.
Finally he was looking at me.
I pulled away.
…
I dried off after finishing my bath. L showed me how to pull the plug on the drain to let the water go down. He pulled his sleeves down, but his shoulder was still wet.
He showed me my closet. There were lots of clothes in it. "I figured you wouldn't want to wear my clothes all the time…so these are all yours. You brought some with you when you moved in, and your family sent some more over through the mail." I fished through them with curiosity and found a pair of jeans and a thick blue sweater. I put them on my bed. L told me, "You need underwear." Then he walked to a dresser and pointed to a drawer, "They're all in here. Make sure they match too."
"How do I know if they match?"
He walked towards the door, "Um… Probably color. White goes with white. Black goes with black. You'll understand. Oh, and you put the underwear on first."
I smiled," Okay, L!"
He almost closed the door, but his head was still in the room, "I'll be right outside the door if you need anything. If you need me, just call for me." He closed the door.
I let go of my red towel and let it fall to the floor. I walked to the drawer L pointed to and pulled it open. There were these cute panties and bras in there. I was surprised I remembered them. I picked a white set that had cute white lace on it. I pulled the panties on, and now I had to but the bra on…. But how?
I put the straps on my shoulders and tried to hook the back, but I just couldn't reach it! "L! Can you help me?"
L's POV:
I opened the door on the command of Light's plea, thinking she only needed help with figuring out how to put her sweater on the right way. What I saw caused me to another "issue" occur in my pants.
"Li-…Light?" My eyes were probably the size of dinner plates, and my face probably looked like a tomato. I wanted to scream into my pants to tell "Little L" (as I call it) to behave himself and quit being so damn horny!
Light was dressed only in beautiful white panties and her bra wasn't hooked in the back, so it wasn't covering her breasts. Her body's position wasn't helping Little L contain himself either, not at all. The sunlight coming in from the window paired with the cotton white lingerie made her look like an angel, straight from Heaven. For a moment, I imagined her with a golden halo above her head and a pair of white feather wings behind her.
She was twisted up, her one arm reaching up behind her head in a desperate attempt to try getting a hold of the hook. It made her stomach and torso stretch, making her look so much longer and more vulnerable. Little L was having a fun time down there, but I wasn't happy with him for making my brain think of doing inappropriate things to Light in her helpless state.
"I can't get my bra hooked in the back. Can you help me, please?" she asked.
Little L was sending bad thought patterns to my head, 'Yes I most certainly can help you, Light. I can help you take that off. Little L is such a bad name for me, you know. I should be called "Big and Long L" instead.' Then Little L decided to torture me more and mentally spoke to me. 'Oh man… L, wouldn't you just tear that up right against the wall? Imagine her face twisting up and contorting in pleasure and passion, her sexy legs wrapped around your hips and her hands pulling at your sex hair. She obviously wants you, so just give it to her. You know she wants it, why not be a good host to your house guest? At the very least, touch her… And, yes, I do mean touch her "there". Show her a good time. Show her what feels good.'
I had a mental argument with Little L as I walked over to her and stood behind her. I replied to the inappropriate things Little L said, 'First off, we're not changing your name. Second, I'm not "tearing that up" against the wall!'
'Maybe on the floor?' Little L suggested as I hooked the bra for Light. 'Perhaps with her riding you? Just imagine her saying your name. She might even call you "Daddy" if you tell her to. And imagine seeing her tits bounce in time with—'
'No!' I mentally yelled back, 'I'm NOT having sex with Light! Period!'
Little L suggested, 'Why not? Okay, look, just imagine it, L; you and Light naked in the bathtub—'
'Oh my God!'
'Let me finish, L! Just imagine going down on her underwater! Do you know how much fun that would be? She'd probably return the favor and blow me underwater too! Light's too nice not to return a favor like that!'
I didn't say anything to Light as I made my exit from her room and went to my own bathroom. I shut the door and locked it. I dropped my pants, then said, "Okay, Little L, say all that to me again."
HAHA! Someone's Horny! But seriously, what straight guy wouldn't be horny after seeing that! If Male Light is considered "hot" by all the girls in Death Note, if he was a chick, he'd be a hot one! Makes sense!
Did you guys like how "Little L" was making real L horny? I was cracking up from laughter the WHOLE TIME! Should there be more of these little conversations?
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Translation #1: "Good morning, L. Where is the bathroom?"
Translation #2: "Thank you."