(Okay guys, another busy week, sorry I couldn't get this chapter out sooner. I'm sorry to say, don't expect updates on time anymore. Life won't go away. I miss the days where I seriously didn't have one.

Thanks to:

Curse you Perry the platypus: Yes, I picture Slade as an inter-dimensional Sue bounty hunter. Glad you like the story!

NSwisher1572: I actually like OCs and have written and posted one (Don't read it, it was my first thing posted and while it wasn't a Sue and my spelling and grammar were decent, it wasn't the best written story either.) I just hate Mary Sues. Also, the way you phrased "Sparkle Sakura Whatever The Fuck" made me laugh for ten minutes straight. Thanks for the review, hope the backstory lives up to expectations :P

SladeRavenFan: I could tell by your username, I like him too. Slade is a badass. Thanks, and I seriously love your constant reviews. I bow to you XD

TheDarkQueenOfRandomness: I personally love writing insane people… and psychopaths… so there will be sanity lost XD Semi-Spoiler Alert: There is a game-changer coming… (*Insert maniacal laughter.*)

Chinosarah: It should indeed :)

DISCLAIMER: I do not own… however… MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA!

Onto the story!)

The tween sees a new review and remembers, "OMG I didn't update!" She grabs her phone that has Robin as the wallpaperand sighs dreamily before running to the computer. She opens up the word document…

After all…

Sues are not as mind-numbingly stupid to the Suethors.

Back with Sparkle Sakura Ravyynn Shadow Rose Gwyneth Pink Heart, she was not having a good day. She hadn't gotten any sleep because of terrible nightmares from her childhood. She walked aimlessly through the tower, holding in tears, wishing anyone loved her. Finally, she broke down, pink glittery tears rolling down her face as she ran into the bathroom and pulled out a pink rhinestoned razor blade.

"I can not take this anymore!" She cried, cutting her wrists because that's what all the cool emos do. "My life is so terribly tragic, I do not wish to live it!" Robin was randomly walking by the bathroom at that moment and heard her beautiful voice filled with sorrow. He knocked on the door.

"Sparkle, my love? Are you okay? Do you wish to make out again for another hour?" He asked. She cried louder and he opened the door to see her wrists bleeding, her gold and pink blood mixing with her crystalline sparkly fuchsia tears. "No! Don't hurt yourself! I love you!" He said. She opened her ice blue eyes with emerald, purple, pink, gold, red, and silver flecks and looked at him.

"I am sorry to have hurt you this way, my soul mate, but I cannot bear the pain of my past any longer!" Sparkle Sakura Ravyynn Shadow Rose Gwyneth Pink Heart said.

"My dear Sparkle, please, tell me of your tragic past so I can make it better!" Robin said. Sparkle Sakura Ravyynn Shadow Rose Gwyneth Pink Heart put down the razor blade.

"Ok. I was born a princess on an alien planet, but had an arranged marriage that I did not wish to go through with, I escaped to Earth and was adopted by a man who physically and sexually abused me every night. I escaped after a year of that torture and was adopted by a lion, who loved me despite the fact that I was not it's race. However that lion was killed by a poacher who wished to find me and use me to destroy the world. I escaped him and found out that I am actually the second daughter of Trigon the terrible and an angel, who died in childbirth. It turns out he was the one to give me to the royal family of my home planet to be raised. He tried to make me destroy the world because he liked me better than Raven, my previously long lost sister. I refused to do so because that would ruin my perfection- I MEAN HURT OTHERS, so I went into hiding. I was found by a mad scientist who preformed painful experiments on me that gave me the abilities of flight, super strength, super speed, super beauty, telepathy, pyrokinsesis, elemental magic, umbrakensis, teleportation, fortune telling, healing abilities, empathy, animal communication, technopathy, night vision, heat vision, freeze vision, weather manipulation, sonic scream, invisibility, shape shifting, invulnerability, ghost powers, all forms of magic and sorcery including necromancy, time travel, inter-dimensional travel, the ability to see auras, and summoning. I was also raised to know all forms of martial arts, sleight of hand, computer hacking, and sharp shooting. My DNA was altered so I am part demon, angel, cat, shinigami, elf, fallen angel, werewolf, vampire, aardvark, and goddess, and I have all powers of those too. When I finally escaped the mad scientist, the government held me captive for study, but I escaped them too and went on the live the rest of my life as an orphan… until Slade found me. He saw how amazing I am and wanted me as his apprentice, but I would never agree to go along with that evil man. He is the one who killed the only good none abusive foster family I had! My poor, tragic life!" Sparkle Sakura Ravyynn Shadow Rose Gwyneth Pink Heart said. Robin hugged her.

"I'm so sorry, I know your pain now. But…" Robin pulled away, his hand reaching to his mask. He pulled it off, his blue eyes showing love only meant for her. "Sparkle Sakura Ravyynn Shadow Rose Gwyneth Pink Heart, I love you and never want anything to hurt you ever again. Promise me you won't hurt yourself?" She looked up at him, gold and pink eyes sparkling.

"I promise, my love. I would give up all my perfection for you. Well, not really, because I'm, like, totally amazing, but you know."

The remaining Titans had been hiding out in their rooms for hours now. That thing had been randomly running around the tower crying like a demented sprinkler, and refused to stop. Robin was sitting on his bed, rocking back and forth, wishing the insane sobbing would stop. Finally, it seemed she had halted her roaming. He slowly walked out of his room and went to relieve his poor bladder in the bathroom instead of in his pants like the last time that thing had snuck up on him and tried to kiss him once more. He feared they could not handle more of this. Raven had started staring awkwardly at any sharp things like an emo who was trying not to self harm, Beast Boy's jokes were starting to be even worse, and Robin himself felt as if the thing was putting an illusion over his mind. Every day she got less mind numbingly scary. He quietly tip toed towards the bathroom. When he got to the door, he heard the sobbing again. He screamed.

"Why must you torture me, you demented Barbie doll!" The door flew open, revealing the thing sitting on the floor holding a pink marker and drawing on her wrists as awkwardly colored tears fell out of it's freaky eyes that changed color once more. He was pulled into the bathroom by something that felt like telekinesis.

"I am sorry to have hurt you this way, my soul mate, but I cannot bear the pain of my past any longer!" It said. Robin tried to run out but the door slammed and would not open. He screamed once more, fearing what this thing would do to him.

"Let me go! Starfire! Raven! Beast Boy! Cyborg! Help! Don't let it take me!" He proceeded to have a mental breakdown the Joker would be proud of, no longer a strong, confident leader when faced with such a monster.

"Ok. I was born a princess on an alien planet, but had an arranged marriage that I did not wish to go through with, I escaped to Earth and was adopted by a man who physically and sexually abused me every night. I escaped after a year of that torture and was adopted by a lion, who loved me despite the fact that I was not it's race. However that lion was killed by a poacher who wished to find me and use me to destroy the world. I escaped him and found out that I am actually the second daughter of Trigon the terrible and an angel, who died in childbirth. It turns out he was the one to give me to the royal family of my home planet to be raised. He tried to make me destroy the world because he liked me better than Raven, my previously long lost sister. I refused to do so because that would ruin my perfection- I MEAN HURT OTHERS, so I went into hiding. I was found by a mad scientist who preformed painful experiments on me that gave me the abilities of flight, super strength, super speed, super beauty, telepathy, pyrokinsesis, elemental magic, umbrakensis, teleportation, fortune telling, healing abilities, empathy, animal communication, technopathy, night vision, heat vision, freeze vision, weather manipulation, sonic scream, invisibility, shape shifting, invulnerability, ghost powers, all forms of magic and sorcery including necromancy, time travel, inter-dimensional travel, the ability to see auras, and summoning. I was also raised to know all forms of martial arts, sleight of hand, computer hacking, and sharp shooting. My DNA was altered so I am part demon, angel, cat, shinigami, elf, fallen angel, werewolf, vampire, aardvark, and goddess, and I have all powers of those too. When I finally escaped the mad scientist, the government held me captive for study, but I escaped them too and went on the live the rest of my life as an orphan… until Slade found me. He saw how amazing I am and wanted me as his apprentice, but I would never agree to go along with that evil man. He is the one who killed the only good none abusive foster family I had! My poor, tragic life!" The thing went on and on in it's terrible voice, as if Robin had asked for it. It pulled Robin into a hug, squishing it's boobs into his face due to the severe lack of clothing that actually covered anything.

"Please kill me now…" Robin mumbled, trying to get away. He felt the telekinesis pull at his mask until it ripped free. His hands flew to his eyes. "What the hell?" This thing was torturing him.

"I promise, my love. I would give up all my perfection for you. Well, not really, because I'm, like, totally amazing, but you know." Robin slumped down to the floor, his mind feeling fuzzy.

…..

Back in real life, the suethor had finished her chapter and was browsing fanfiction when… what's this? A story making fun of hers? She must have vengeance… but how? Flame? Not good enough… Aha! She pulled open the word document once more and added onto it.

…..

In Slade's lair, a hideous teenage girl appeared. She was so annoying, stupid, and ugly that nobody liked her and she was a terrible fanfiction writer. How dare she try and parody such a beautiful story! This girl, who went by Fatalities, must pay.

The Sue had gotten a message from her author back in the normal universe that there was a difficulty… someone who had to be dealt with in the worst possible way. The Sue understood her suethor's command. Hiding away in her new room in the Tower, she used all her power to pull that offending author into this world. After an exhausting ritual, the Sue felt a new presence in her universe. A normal teenage girl had been pulled in. She began to try and locate the girl to seek her vengeance.

This girl, by the penname of Fatalities, had somehow ended up in a dark warehouse that she recognized slightly from… a cartoon? She looked around and saw someone very familiar.

"Slade? Okay, who's practical joke is this? Sarah? Mal? Hello?"

"Please tell me you didn't offend the Suethor?" Slade said. It was sad how often this happened these days.

"What are you talking about? All I did was a fucking parody!" The girl said. Slade sighed.

"Oh great. Why don't they just leave it up to me anymore?"

"What are you talking about? How did I get here? I was just on my computer a fucking minute ago and now I'm here!" She said.

"You offended the Suethor. The Sue will now be seeking to destroy you. It pulled you into the universe that it's master could control. I believe this is what your universe calls fanfiction? Well, if the Sue finds you and realizes that it is in fact you then it will start to take over your consciousness and destroy you. Now I have another thing to deal with. You parody lovers, nothing but trouble." Slade said. "Wintergreen! I'm going to need more coffee!"

"Why are you blaming me? I didn't mean to specifically parody one person's Sue! This was supposed to be a parody of many Sues!" the girl yelled. "

"Do you ever stop talking?"

"You have fudge bars?"

"No."

"Then no." Slade sighed. He was going to need a nuclear bomb, one damn good ancient prayer… and fudge bars. Lots of fudge bars.

(I have finally managed to hack this jerk's account! AND SPARKLE IS NOT A SUE! From now on, I run this place, not that meanie Fatalities. So what do you have to say, Sparkle?

Sparkle: R&R PLZ! NO FLAMES! TEEHEE! I'M PART UNICORN!

Yes, yes you are. Now what do you have to say, my captive?

Fatalities: HELP! PLEASE! I HAVEN'T WATCHED THE NEWEST EPISODE OF YOUNG JUSTICE YET!

That's enough. This is your new favorite author, signing off, kthxbai!)