Hello lovelies. I hope you are well. Sorry it's taken so long. Here's another chapter.
Kurt had given up on teaching Finn to cook a long time ago, he was a lost cause. Kurt had recently sent his sights on a new pupil, one Mr Blaine Anderson. Blaine was by no means a bad at cooking, in fact he was actually pretty good. Kurt decided to enrol his newest pupil in the Kurt Hummel Baking Seminar. Kurt's last seminar 'The Kurt Hummel Wedding Dance Seminar' had been a huge hit. His mission today was to spend more time with his gorgeous boyfriend and kick Blaine's baking skills up to eleven. After all Kurt would be the one to reap all the benefits.
Surprisingly Blaine had agreed without any begging from Kurt stating that he'd always wanted to learn how to bake. So here Kurt was Saturday morning standing in Blaine's Kitchen waiting for Blaine to return from…
"Kurt?"
"In the Kitchen Blaine." Kurt smoothed his apron. Kurt grinned as Blaine entered the room.
"Hi babe" Blaine stood in front of Kurt and hugged him "I missed you."
"You saw me ten minutes ago" Kurt chuckled as he broke the embrace.
Blaine simply shrugged and kissed Kurt sweetly on the lips. "Right" Blaine clapped his hands together "what's first?"
Kurt thrust an apron towards Blaine. Once the apron was secure Kurt pointed to the sink.
"Man of few words huh?" Blaine chuckled as he moved to the sink and washed his hands.
Kurt took his place on one side of the island and motioned for Blaine to stand on the other side. "Welcome to the Kurt Hummel baking Seminar." Kurt placed his hands on the bench and leaned forward "Today we are making pastry."
Blaine's eyebrows shot up, "really, is pastry difficult?"
"Not really. Some of them are just fiddly. Puff pastry especially."
"So what kind are we making?" Blaine scoured the ingredients.
"It's a generic pastry that can be used for wither sweet or savoury." Kurt explained "let's get started." Kurt grabbed the mixing bowl but noticed that Blaine was just standing there looking at him "what's wrong?"
"Kiss for good luck?" Blaine grinned cheekily. Kurt rolled his eyes, moving to kiss Blaine square on the lips.
"So I am going to make roast vegetable pie." Kurt moved to his station "what are you going to make?"
"I" Blaine dragged out the word "am going to make a Kurtie pie."
"You're going to chop me up and bake me in pastry? That's very Sweeny Todd of you."
"No" Blaine frowned "a Kurtie pie, get it? It's your name but it sounds like cutie pie."
Kurt shook his head "You Blaine Anderson are something else."
"Why thank you Kurt Hummel" Blaine bowed with a flourish "I wanna make pop tarts!"
"Pop tarts?"
Blaine nodded.
"Out of all the culinary options you want to make pop tarts?"
"Mmmhmm."
"Alright" Kurt popped his hip the right "let me translate that." Kurt took a few seconds "How about" he tapped his index finger against his bottom lip "strawberry parcels with icing sugar and whipped cream?"
"Sounds perfect."
Kurt squealed in excitement. "We can call them Pop tarts ala Blaine."
The boys grinned at each other. Carefully Kurt measured out one cup each of plain flour and one of self rising and placed in a mixing bowl, Blaine did the same. After boiling the Fairy Margarine and water it was placed into the flour, mixed and placed to the side. The fillings were quickly made, Blaine deciding on strawberry and mint parcels while Kurt stuck to his roast vegetable pie.
Kurt inspected Blaine's recently cooked culinary creation with a careful eye. Blaine drummed his fingers on the counter top as Kurt spun the plate looking at the food from every possible angle. "Honey, you did an amazing job. It looks yummy."
"So I pass?" Blaine jested.
"A+" Kurt decided walking towards his boyfriend.
"Only an A+?" Blaine wrapped his arms around Kurt and kissed his neck.
Kurt shivered "A++ then. Let's try some."
Blaine broke away "Yeah, lets do it, wait" Blaine ran from the Kitchen "we have to take pictures of or culinary genius" he yelled as he ran to his room to grab his camera. Kurt decided he might as well plate the food to give it the best chance to look impeccable on camera. Before Kurt had a chance to do anything the door bell rang.
"Can you get that?" Blaine bellowed from upstairs.
Kurt took a quick look at their efforts proudly before making his way to the door. Opening it he was faced with something he really didn't want to see, Sebastian.
"Why looky here it's a female version of Martha Stewart." Sebastian smirked as he looked Kurt up and down.
"What are you doing here Vanilla ice?" Kurt cocked an eyebrow and tilted his head.
Sebastian pushed his way into the foyer "I'm here to see your soon to be ex-boyfriend."
Kurt sighed in frustration "just leave. I don't want to see you and Blaine sure as hell doesn't."
A voice drifted down from upstairs "Who is it babe?"
Kurt smirked at the nickname "Sebastian" Kurt growled.
"Hey Killer" Sebastian began to ascend the stairs. Closing the door Kurt followed Sebastian.
"What do you want?" Blaine snapped from the top of the stairs.
"You know what I want" Sebastian said seductively.
Kurt rolled his eyes and a look of utter disgust fell on Blaine's usually gorgeous face.
"Sebastian, you need to leave, now." Kurt moved up a step and placed his hand on Sebastian's arm.
"Don't touch me, Albino." Sebastian spun around a violently ripped his arm away from Kurt. Kurt felt himself stumble back, trying to keep his balance he moved his foot down to the next step but missed it completely; landing (rather gracefully) flat at the bottom of the stairs.
"Kurt!" Blaine quickly made his way down the stairs to his injured boyfriend. As he walked passed Sebastian he felt a hand on his wrist.
"Leave him, he's fine. He's just being dramatic."
Blaine turned to face Sebastian; grabbing him by the collar he slammed him against the wall, causing the pictures the shake. "I should castrate you for touching my boyfriend." Blaine's voice was low "touch him again and I will." Blaine slammed him into the wall once more before letting Sebastian go "get the fuck out of my house. Now!"
Straightening up his jacket, Sebastian descended the stairs and left. "Shooting a dirty look at Kurt as he passed.
"Baby!" Blaine ran to Kurt. "Kurt, sweetie, are you okay."
"Y-Yeah!" Kurt turned his head to face Blaine.
Blaine kneeled next to Kurt "where does it hurt?"
"J-just my right ankle."
Blaine looked down at Kurt's ankle, there were no bones sticking out at all.
"I think it's just a sprain." With tears in his eyes Kurt looked over at his boyfriend. "Can you help me up?"
Placing one hand under Kurt's legs and the other on his back to hook under his arms; he then picked Kurt up and walked him over to the sofa, carefully putting him down. Blaine rushed to get a cushion to place under Kurt's foot, then he jogged to the Kitchen where he snatched an ice pack, a towel to wrap it in and on his way back to Kurt he got a bandage from the first at kit. Making his way back to Kurt Blaine carefully placed the ice pack on the already swelling ankle. "Baby," Blaine's hazel eyes looked up at Kurt with concern "You need to keep this here for twenty minutes, and then we'll strap it okay?"
Kurt nodded "thank you Blaine."
Blaine winked at his patient "no worries. Do you want some pie?"
Kurt looked at Blaine, a huge smile on his face.
"I'll take that as a yes."
Kurt rested his head on the arm of the sofa, damn me and my low pain threshold. Kurt scrunched up his face.
"Your pie, sir." Blaine bowed as he presented the Vegetable pie. Perching himself on the sofa Blaine sliced the fork through the piece of the pie and put it to Kurt's lips.
Smiling coyly Kurt opened his mouth and chewed slowly. "It's a bit cold, but really good."
Blaine took another piece and placed it in his own mouth. His eyes closed "oh my god, that's amazing. You are the pie king babe."
Kurt turned his face away from Blaine trying to hide the sharp pain that ran through his leg.
"Babe? You okay?"
"Just hurts."
Blaine moved forward and placed a loving kiss on Kurt's lips. "I'm sorry Kurt."
Kurt frowned "what are you sorry for? You didn't make me fall down the stairs."
Blaine looked down briefly before returning his eyes to Kurt's. "Stupid, dumb Sebastian."
"I probably shouldn't say this" Kurt wound his finger around one of Blaine's curls "but you talking to Sebastian like that" Kurt paused, biting his lip "was really hot."
"Really?" Blaine voice was low and rough.
"Uh-huh."
Blaine crashed his lips into Kurt's. Kurt moaned as his hand shot to the curls he loved so much. Blaine kissed along his jaw and down his neck, stopping briefly and his boyfriend's pulse point; omitting a gasp from Kurt.
"I'm sorry about Sebastian" Blaine whispered into his skin.
Placing his hand on Blaine's cheek Kurt moved Blaine's face so they were looking at each other. "Sebastian who?"
This time Blaine groaned as he pressed their lips together. It was a great day. Even though the ice melted and they had to reheat the pie, twice.
And it's done. Phew. Will try and get another one up as soon as, but I have some neglected stories I should also attend to.