Hey you guys. When I finish the last chapter of The Birds and the Bees, I couldn't help but to throw an epilogue somewhere in there. So here we go :D
Night quickly descend on Arendelle, Kristoff and Sven just drop off Olaf before they made their way back to the trolls. They wave goodbye to each other and went their separate ways. Olaf quietly sneak into the castle, undetected by the guards. Elsa told him that he couldn't come into the castle because the fiasco he had caused when The King of DunBroch came to visit and when he saw the talking snowman, his response was like everyone else, he screamed and decapitated the poor snowman's head right off his body. However, he ignore that advice completely and came right in. As he was walking down the hall, he saw a light emitting from Elsa's room. Curious and noisy as we was, he crack open the door and peek his head in to see what was making the light. He then saw Elsa standing by the fire. She had a book in her hand that she look disgusted by before throwing it into the fire!
"Now that solves one problem for me" Elsa said quietly as she watch the book burn in the fireplace. Now she doesn't have to worry about Anna asking her anymore 'Weird subjects' she didn't want to talk about with her. She smile at the thought in her head.
"Elsa?" A tiny voice ask.
Elsa was startle which cause her to ice a little where she stand. She turn around and saw the snowman standing in front of her door. "Olaf?! What are you doing here?!"
Olaf notice the ice underneath and began to be concern "Are you alright?" He ask ignoring the question all together.
"Yeah! I'm fine! Nothing to worry about haha!" Elsa answered quickly with an awkward smile on her face. But Olaf was not satisfied with the answer. He then made his way towards the fire!
Alarmed, Elsa warns him "Olaf stop! You melt!"
Olaf completely ignored her warning and stand in front of the fire. He then began to read some of the words off from the burning book.
"The Birds and the Bees?" He managed to read.
He then turn to Elsa and ask "Why are you burning the book?"
Elsa looked at him then furiously turn her head away from him so he can't see her blush.
"Is this what made you scream so loud?" Olaf asked
Elsa was shock! "How did y-?"
"You let it go with your screaming" Olaf mocked playfully.
"Oh.." Elsa was embarrassed now.
Olaf look at Elsa and smile "Well. I'm not Anna so you can tell me right?"
Elsa laugh at the curiosity of the snowman but for some reason she can't help but tell him anyway.
At that moment, Anna came out of her room to get a drink of water. As she was passing Elsa's room, she heard her say ''Fine. I'll tell you about the Birds and the Bees"
'Oh now she talks about it' Anna then began to listen intently as Elsa took a deep breath before explaining.
"You see Olaf. The Birds and the Bees is a nice way to describe the attraction between a man and woman when they go to the bedroom together. See the man is like a bee and the woman is like a bird. The bee's job is to collect pollen and transfer it, demonstrating what the man's 'woohoo' does when it 'meets' the woman's 'mmhmm'. There's alot of stories people describe it. One is "when you discovered the tiny blue eggs in the robin's nest and I told you that wrapped in each shell was a baby robin that was growing there, kept warm by the mamma bird..." and the other is "Sometimes it is the wind which blows the pollen dust from one plant to the other, and sometimes it is the bees gathering honey from the flowers. As they suck the honey from the blossoms some of the plant dust sticks to their legs and bodies, and as they go to another plant in search of sweets this is rubbed off and so the parts of the father and mother plant get together and the seed is made fertile." Which soon makes them have a baby 9 months later.
Elsa finished all together in one breath.
Olaf was completely blown away by this sudden information! His eyes widen and Elsa felt her face get red. She was now starting to regret telling the snowman. Olaf look at Elsa and blinked "Elsa? Why is your face so red?"
"Huh?" Elsa was taking back from this. She wasn't expecting Olaf to ask something so quickly especially after what she just told him.
"You don't remember what I just said?" Elsa ask, completely dumbstruck.
"Nope" Olaf plainly reply with a smile on his face.
Elsa felt a weight lifted from her. and chuckle slightly "Oh Olaf. You are so clueless!"
But unfortunately, that didn't apply to Anna at all!
Anna couldn't believe it! 'And here I thought it was about A bird and a Bee getting to know each other more' Anna thought to herself. She was so traumatized from the real explanation that she didn't know she accidentally came in to the room. Both Elsa and Olaf quickly turn their heads with shock expressions as they simultaneously said "Anna?"
Anna didn't say anything nor did she move from that spot. Her eyes were wide and her mouth hung open. This made Elsa really concern, causing frost to creep around the walls.
"Anna? Are you okay?" Elsa ask nervously as she approach her younger sister.
Finally, Anna stammered out "Th-That's w-w-what it m-m-means?!"
"What do you mean An-" That's when Elsa gasp loudly as she soon came to realization "Oh my Gods! Anna, did-"
Elsa couldn't finish what she was saying because Anna suddenly pass out and fell to the ground.
"She heard!" Elsa exclaim out loud.
"Oh no! Anna!" Olaf exclaim loudly as well. He wanted to help Anna in any way possible but how? He then look up out the little cloud spurting out tiny snowflakes. He then got an idea!
"Here Anna! I have my flurry"
As soon as he took off his flurry, he started to melt rapidly! Elsa quickly place it back on his head. Olaf then chuckle at himself.
"On second thought. I take it back"
Okay. Now that's the end. Of everything of The Birds and the Bees. What do you guys suggest I do next! Let me know through review or inbox :D
