A/N: Omg... People actually like my story! Someone even said I was one of their fav authors! *squeals* Thank you all! I feel like a star! :D *has starry eyes*

Deidara: Yeah right, un! Thats a load of bullsh- mmph! :(

A/N: Thats whatcha get for messin with the weilder of DUCKTAPE! MWAHAHAHA-coughcough. Omg. NOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT AGAIN! WHY MUST THOSE MURDERING COUGHS ALWAYS STRIKE SO CLOSE TO MY HEART!

Sensaina: I give up on her.

Sasori: Finally. The rest of us already gave up.

A/N: You and my mom both sista.

Sasori: ... I thought you promised you wouldn't tell anyone about my... missing male puppet parts.

A/N: Don't worry, it'll be a secret between us girls.

Sasori: Ok then... HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!

A/N: Ok then, time to start the story before I die a horrible puppety death! :D Before I even caught the murdering coughs too...

I squeaked again as Itachi began to stroke my hair and felt Itachi chuckle behind me, which in turn made me turn redder. This time the other members chuckled. Again with the squeking and redness.

"Perhaps we should introduce ourselves before our... proposal." The leader stated in an authorative tone.

Proposal... Pfft yeah right! Like anyone in their right mind would refuse the Akatsuki!

"This is Hidan." He then gestured to the man with purple eyes, who smirked and muttered a 'seriously'.

"Kakuzu." The man with the mask... Why did he have that mask, anyways? He must be a germaphobe. Thinks it'll keep the evil germies out.

"Sasori." The man with red hair and chocolate brown eyes. He kept an emotionless expression this whole conversation. Even when I turned so red in the face that the rest of me looked pale next to Itachi.

"Deidara." Then came the blonde. He gave me a smirk and a 'hmm'.

"Kisame." The huge blue dude. The biggest fish in the pond... Pun intended. Omg... His gill 'tattoos' are moving!

"You have already met Itachi." Ah yes, otherwise known as Mr. Knocks-you-out-with-swirly-eyes-and-is-currently-rubbing-extremely-distracting-circles-on-your-hips. Or Mr. Kyowseaicredcoyh for short.

"Zetsu." I do not like the look -man is giving me! He looks like he is going to eat me with that hungry look on his face. Omg. Did he just lick his lips?

"I am Pein." He gave me a smoldering look. I saw the twin flames in his eyes once more and quickly turned away, my breathing accelerating for some unknown reason.

"And Tobi." Ah, the other masked man. I wonder why he wears that anyways? I couldn't help but get a slightly dark feeling from him.

Then all was silent. They were all staring at me, with looks varying from hunger (Zetsu) to almost-boredom (Sasori). Itachi was still rubbing my hips, and now he added in husky breathing right on the shell of my ear. This was not helping straight thoughts.

I quickly realized that I was going to have to make the first move.

"You mentioned a proposal, Pein-sama?" I said in a meek voice. Great, my meekness was giving them total control... Not that they didn't have that already.

Pein's breathing sped ever so slightly when I said his name.

"Yes, we want your to join us." Suddenly he was practically on top of me and Itachi.

"You can have whatever you desire, food, money, clothes, jewelry. All we want is a small tattoo on the inside of your wrist, claiming you as ours. Then whatever your desire is yours! We can get you anything." All this was said quickly and huskily straight into my ear as he gripped under my arms and lifted me slightly off of Itachi. "All we want in return... is you"

Too close! Pein was now planting kisses along the nape of my neck while Itachi's hands were starting to creep slowly up my shirt. The other members began things around me, such as 'whatever you desire' and 'all we want is you'.

So I did about the stupidest thing possible.

I, Sensaina Hanabira, kicked Pein, LEADER OF THE AKATSUKI, off of me and jumped away from them all.

"Are you crazy? You guys are criminals! You say you can get me anything, but you really mean you can steal me anything! I would never give into just because of offers of wealth and pleasure! WHAT KIND OF SHALLOW PERSON DO YOU THINK I AM? YOU JUST KILL PEOPLE WITHOUT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT! I COULD NEVER BE AROUND PEOPLE LIKE THAT!" Only when I saw the sheer fury on their faces did my fear of torture and death via Akatsuki catch up with me.

Pein finally spoke up, his voice colder than the time I went down a waterslide in the middle of winter, "Girl, we have been extremely kind and tolerant up until now. But it is time you learn your place, and who exactly is in control here."

With that they lunged.

Quickly I used every ounce of speed in my body and darted out the door and around several corners.

Ok, Kami-sama, if you do me a huge favor right now and make the door I'm about to open one that leads outside, I shall pray every single day.

Quickly I opened the only metal door I had seen so far... And felt the rush of night air.

Thank you Kami-sama!

A/N:Ok tell me how you liked it! :D

Sasori: They probably thought it sucked!

A/N: Now, now Sasori, don't be a sore loser just cuz yer tied up in a corner.

Sasori: I have every right to be upset!

A/N: Keep this up and I'll gag your with one of Tobi's dirty socks.

Sasori: Quieting.

Bankotsu: HEY! How come I'm not in the story yet?

A/N: Don't worry, I promise you an appearance within the next few chapters. Depending on how long I make them... And consequently how many reveiws I get... lol What's consequently mean?

Bankotsu: *Facepalm* But you just used it in a scentence!

Sasori: Give it up. Sometime she can be really smart, and then really dumb.

A/N: That's it! Dirty sock time for both of you!

Bankotsu and Sasori: NOOOOOOOO!