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for reviewing! Thanks a bunch peoples! :D I'm waking up so early now, and I tried very hard last night to stay up late. But nooo! I had to wake up at the same time everyday. D: Now, okay people! You can choose if you want it to be fate and pair the girls with their one true guy, or be awkward and get paired with someone else!
Choose, please! =D
Disclaimer – I do not own Bleach, but I do own the three women.
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"So this woman's the third former Espada?" Shun asked, eyebrow raised, staring at the Captain of the fifth.
"Yeah." Ichigo said, nodding. "She's the only one that maintained her memory. Plus, she's apart of my division, along with her brothers." He said, frowning deeply, remembering when Pesche saw him and gave him a hug, along with Dondochakka.
Annoying.
"Huh. Kind of cool." Shun said, nodding, rubbing her chin while looking up in thought.
"Ah, Captain Kuro-"
"Ichigo. We're friends, right? We can call each other by our first names." Ichigo said, waving his hand. "I hate it when people call me Captain Kurosaki anyway."
"Yes. Ichigo, we need you to sign this." Rio said, holding up a form.
"What is it?" Ichigo asked, raising an eyebrow and grabbing the piece of paper, seeing information he had to sign out.
"It's for Valentine's." Rio said, smiling nervously.
"Isn't that in February?" Ichigo asked, wondering why they were having Valentine's dinner in the middle of summer. "Why is Yachiru having an event in-"
"Because of the chocolate." Shun said, frowning deeply. "And someone else seems to be happy because of it." She said, glancing at the grinning brown haired woman. "While she's not even considering that she might be paired up with someone else."
She rolled her eyes when Yuri didn't hear her, continuing to talk to the big breasted woman. She stared at the green haired woman, narrowing her eyes. So this woman was a former Espada? If she was an Espada, she must be strong, right? She grinned widely, about to walk towards the woman when she was tugged back.
"Don't even think about it." Ichigo said, scowling.
Shun glared at the orange haired man, seeing Ichigo glare back.
"Why do I have to sign this? I'm married." Ichigo said, glaring at all three women.
"Lieutenant Kusajishi said that every Captain has to sign one, even if they are in a relationship." Shun said, arms folded over her chest, frowning deeply. "Including every damn member of the SWA."
Ichigo scowled.
Yep.
That sounded like Yachiru.
He sighed and rubbed his forehead, gesturing everyone to get out of his office, glancing at the pile of paperwork on his desk. All three women nodded and turned around, walking out of the office, the green haired woman staying behind.
"You too, Nel." Ichigo said, sitting in his chair, a deep frown on his face.
"But I could help." Nel said, pouting.
"I have Hinamori to help."
Ichigo frowned when he saw the green haired woman's eyes welling up with tears. He sighed. After all these years, she still managed to get him to do what she wanted. He nodded, hearing the woman yell happily.
-:-
"What is this?" Hitsugaya asked, holding up a form, staring at it with a blank look.
Yuri stood before the Captain, eyebrows furrowed, worried, Matsumoto saying she should give it to him since they were going out and he wouldn't get mad at her. She whimpered. She was scared.
"I... It's a form every Captain has to fill out for a Valentine's dinner." Yuri said, smiling nervously, her arms behind her back. "Lieutenant Kusajishi said... so."
Hitsugaya frowned, putting the form on the table.
"No."
Yuri furrowed her eyebrows and looked down, a sad expression on her face. She nodded before grabbing the form, walking over to the table between the two couches and sitting down. She looked at the form and pursed her lips, grabbing a brush and scratching it against her head. She put down female first then her name. She looked at the question, blinking several times.
What you want in a person:
Yuri tilted her head. What did that mean? She looked up in thought, a troubled look on her face. What did she want in a man? That was a hard question. Thinking, she put two pigtails in her hair, her eyebrows knitted together in concentration. She looked up.
Oh!
I like kind, gentle, strong men. :D
She smiled brightly and nodded. But was that the kind of question they were looking for? Hmm? She put her finger on her lip, thinking. Hitsugaya looked up and raised an eyebrow.
"Yuri... are you signing that form?"
"Yeah. Because President Kusajishi said all the members of the SWA have to participate, even if they are in a relationship." Yuri said, laughing nervously, eyebrows furrowed.
Hitsugaya gave her a long hard look, making Yuri swallow hard. He held his hand out, giving the woman a serious look.
"Give me one." Hitsugaya said, his mouth in a firm line.
Yuri blinked and tilted her head. She nodded and stood up, walking over to the Captain and handing him one, walking back to the table and looking at the next question.
Does he/she need to be powerful: Nope!
Should he/she be sexual towards you: ...No, thank you.
Should he/she be cheerful: Yup!
Should he/she be sexy: Not really.
Does their looks matter: Nope, I like what's on the inside.
Do you like funny: It's okay.
Yuri blinked and looked at one of the questions, finished most of them.
Should he/she be romantic:
She stared at it, eyebrows furrowed. She took a deep breath before writing her answer.
Yes, please.
Questions went on and on and on. And she answered all of them. She smiled brightly, proud of herself, standing up, walking towards the exit. She stopped and turned her head, staring at the Captain, seeing him stare at the form with a troubled look. She tilted her head. Was he stuck?
"Do you need help, Captain Hitsugaya?" Yuri asked, blinking curiously.
"No, that's fine." Hitsugaya said, several angry tic marks on his head.
Yuri slowly nodded and walked out of the room, deciding she needed to hand out forms. She looked up and blinked, smiling brightly.
"Ulquiorra! I need you to sign a form for me, please?"
There was another question Yuri had trouble with, her two other friends also having trouble with the exact same question.
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Rio smiled nervously, her eyes closed, sweat rolling off her face, standing in front of the Captain of the sixth division. She had did what the president of the SWA ordered and gave the Captain the form, and now he was looking it over, but she was nervous. What if he was going to get mad?
"I refuse to partake in this childish charade." Byakuya said, putting the paper on the desk and sliding it over to the woman.
Rio looked to the side, a frown on her face.
She knew it.
"Yes, Captain Kuchiki, I will tell them that." Rio said, reaching for the paper. "But since I am a member of the SWA, and president Kusajishi has ordered ever member to participate, I must sign the form."
Rio tried to take the paper, she really did, but it wouldn't budge. She blinked and looked up, only to freeze, staring at the dark look the Captain was giving her. She took several large steps back, seeing Byakuya narrow his eyes.
"Is that so?" Byakuya asked.
"Y-Yes, sir." Rio said, nodding quickly.
"Than I shall participate as well."
Rio blinked. "Really, Captain Kuchiki. Well, that's-"
"If anyone is to try and court my own fiance," Byakuya narrowed his eyes, a dark aura surrounding him, cutting off Rio while she was smiling. "I will see to it that I personally put them back into the academy. Even if they have been a shinigami for quite a while."
Rio froze and took another several steps back.
"Y-Yes, sir." Rio stuttered, kind of getting scared.
She walked back to her room, reading over the questions. She stopped and stared at one.
Does he/she need to be sexual:
Rio stared at it with a blank expression. Meanwhile, her zanpakuto was having a laughing session in her inner world. Rio frowned and glared straight ahead, ignoring her zanpakuto. Making it to her room, she sat down and wrote what sex she was and what her name is, looking at the first question.
What you want in a person:
Rio blinked several times. She slowly tilted her head in confusion. What did that mean? Pursing her lips and furrowing her eyebrows, she wrote down an answer.
I want a nice, kind, sweet man to be with me.
Rio read the other question, writing down an answer, glaring at the ones that were sexual. She looked up. She must have caught Shun's anger sometime in the past, because now she's been angry more. Maybe it was due to her zanpakuto.
Well, I never!
Be quiet.
Ya should be glad I even let ya use my damn powers, ya dumb broad!
Kaen Hebi.
Well... ya like people who're cheerful, write that down.
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"Why the hell do I need to do one?" Kenpachi asked, frowning deeply.
"Because Ken-chan!" Shun yelled, a large smirk on her face, seeing the Captain's frown deepen when she used the nickname the lieutenant gave him. "Lieutenant Kusajishi said every Captain has to do one, including every damn member of the SWA. Which I'm considering on quitting." She muttered, looking to the side with a snarl.
"You have to do this too?" Kenpachi asked, glaring at the woman, a dark look on his face.
"Yeah."
"As in going on a date?"
"Yeah."
"Who might not be me?"
"Yeah... Well, it's not like we ever went on a date ourselves." Shun said, raising an eyebrow, folding her arms over her chest. She turned her head. "I also need you two to sign one of these." She said, holding up a pile of forms, staring at the third and fifth seat.
"Fine." Ikkaku said, gesturing her to give him one. "Since you're gonna bitch if we don't do what you say."
After both yelled at each other, everyone stared at the form, blank expressions on everyone's face.
What you want in a person:
"The fuck does this mean?" Shun asked, holding up the form, eyebrow raised, frowning deeply.
"It means what kind of person you like." Yumichika said, writing away with a bright smile.
"...But I don't know what kind of person I like." Shun said, confused, really confused.
"Just write!" Ikkaku yelled, glaring at the woman.
Shun frowned and looked at the paper. What kind of person she would like? She raised an eyebrow and looked up in thought. What the fuck did that mean? She scratched her head, concentrating on the question. Everyone was already almost halfway done.
"Fuck it." Shun muttered, writing down an answer.
I like strong, well-mannered, smart, muscled guys.
She shrugged. At least it was an answer. She worked through the rest of the questions, not even watching what she was writing. It truth... she was writing what the hell ever. Except some of them were her actual answers.
She actually... liked sexy guys.
Her face turned bright red before placing the paper down, looking up only to see all three men staring at her. She frowned.
"What?"
"What did you write?" Ikkaku asked, grinning widely.
"You don't need to know." Shun said, frowning deeply. "Now if you'll excuse me," She stood up, holding the pile of forms, grabbing the other three. "I'm off to see who wants to do this fucked up thing." She said, heading out of the room.
She quickly appeared in the courtyard.
"HEY!" Everyone stopped what they were doing, drinking and gambling and all that crap. "Who wants to do this? If you do this, you might actually get laid!" Shun yelled, holding up a pile of forms with a smirk.
Every man, every person, stared at the form... then at the woman. Did that mean... they had a chance to get her? Before Shun knew it, everyone was trying to grab a form, widening her eyes, yelling at them to back off, some even getting into fights to get one. One flew out of the crowd, the blue haired man stopping and looking at the form. He raised an eyebrow. What was this?
-:-
Shun glared at the one person she detested, glaring at the one person who always called her an idiot, the one person who pissed her off more than anyone. And no, it's not, amazingly, Kenpachi. It was... Kurotsuchi.
"What do you think you are doing here?" Kurotsuchi asked, glaring at the woman.
"I... am here with the SWA to check out your fucking goddamn machine!" Shun growled, glaring at the Captain, hands clenched by her sides. "...And check out the rest of your machines."
Both Rio and Yuri gave the woman blank looks, looking towards each other. Even though she didn't seem like it, Shun was fascinated by the Captain's creations. She would even go over there and look at the machines and comment on them, which would send the two yelling at each other. She was actually able to hold her own against the Captain.
"Well, right this way." Kurotsuchi said, holding up his arm, glaring at the woman.
Shun glared back at him while everyone else walked down the hallway, glad nothing was eerie. Once they made it into the room, they looked at the machine, Shun's eyes shining. Nanao turned towards the group, Yachiru, the president, looking at something in a tank.
"Please hand me your forms." Nanao said, holding a large book.
"Why do we need to hand these in so early?" Soi Fon asked, her eyes narrowed, looking serious as always. "This event is not for another six days."
"President Kusajishi said we must hand our forms in, and continue to hand out other forms for people." Nanao said, pushing up her glasses.
Shun stared at the woman.
Must be a grueling task to have to work for the lieutenant of the eleventh division.
"Hey, what does this question mean?" Yuri asked, walking over to the vice president, showing her a question she had trouble with.
Nanao looked at it.
How would you describe yourself:
Rio and Shun leaned in, trying to listen, hearing Nanao sigh. They couldn't figure out this simple question? She told the three, seeing them nod, asking for several brushes. They wrote down their answers while everyone handed Nanao their forms and the ones they managed to get other people to sign.
When Shun handed all the forms she managed to get other people to sign... everyone widened their eyes.
"Yeah... everyone signed one when I said they might get laid." Shun said, holding up a large pile of forms in her arms, a deep frown on her face. "...A lot of people got hurt when they got too close."
Shun dropped the pile and walked away, a blank look on her face.
"Okay! Everyone please give Nana your papers!" Yachiru yelled, grinning widely.
Rio and Yuri watched as everyone gave the vice president their forms, looking around and shivering at their surroundings. It was so scary! They looked up, giving the woman their forms, eyebrows furrowed.
How can anyone work there?
"No, you're wrong, dumbass! That's not how you do that!"
"You seem to be the one who's wrong!"
"WHAT?"
Everyone blinked and turned around, staring at Shun arguing... with Captain... Kurotsuchi.
Both Rio and Yuri glanced at each other.
Where did she have to guts to do that?
"No! You have to-"
"What would a barbarian such as yourself know about experimenting with the weather?" Kurotsuchi asked, glaring at the woman standing across from him, who amazingly had guts to face him.
"Learning about weather is easy, you fucking crazy ass clown bastard!" Shun yelled, shaking in anger, her eyes wide with rage. "You don't have to be a fucking scientist to learn about the damn weather!"
"You are a fool!" Kurotsuchi said, rolling his eyes at her outbursts.
"I'm a fool? You're a fucking idiot that probably doesn't get laid at all!" Shun yelled, grinning widely.
"I would rather lay with an intelligent woman than be with someone who doesn't know a simple equation!"
"ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT ME?"
"As if I would speak of you."
"WHY, YOU-"
"Sorry, Captain Kurotsuchi, we must go." Rio said, smiling brightly, both her and Yuri pulling their friend away as she struggled.
"I bet you won't be paired up with anyone because of your fucked up personality, Kurotsuchi!"
"Shu-"
"I BET YOU'RE STILL A DAMN VIRGIN!"
Everyone else in the SWA were quiet, all their expressions blank, wondering if Shun Masuyo would ever be a lieutenant or Captain. Because she did not have the social skills to make friends. Rio and Yuri struggled with their friend, hearing her say she was going to kill the Captain.
They all had trouble with the question, but they managed to answer.
How would you describe yourself:
Yuri's answer:
I'm very cheerful, I like sweets, I'm always in the mood for an adventure, and I like people who are nice. My two friends are very dear to me, including anyone who befriends me! I like meeting new people as well!
Rio's answer:
I would guess I consider myself nice towards other people, I like smiling, I like tea and fruit, and I like taking midnight walks. I care for those that are close to me, and I love meeting new people and trying new things everyday.
Shun's answer:
I'm very confused about this question, but I'll answer it anyway. I get angry very easily, which I'm very aware of! I hate anyone who's cheerful, always talking, or doesn't know when to leave me alone! I like fighting, drinking, and sleeping.
...
...
...
I also care... deeply about those close to me.
"I'M GONNA KILL HIM, LET ME GO!"
"Shun, we can't! Please just calm down!"
"Please, Kitty! We can go get something to eat!"
"...Fine."