If I owned it, I'd be setting up a better computer by now. Instead, i'm stuck with this crappy laptop who's "T" is sticky. :(

7 minutes in Heaven was chosen to be first.

"How will we decide who to go with?" asked Angel.

"We will put our names on a slip of paper. Two, in fact. And put it in a hat." replied Collins.

As they did so, Mark was chosen to choose first. "Uh, erm, Mimi." he chose a second. "Maureen"

Mark went into the bathroom with an annoyed Mimi. When they came out, and were asked, they truthfully answered. "Mark was very nosy."

Maureen hopped in the bathroom as Angel put the 2 names back. Maureen came bounding back after 7 when Mark came out, blushing. "Mo kissed me."

Angel stuck her hand into the hat and pulled out, "Collins, and Roger."

Collins went in the bathroom with Angel. Collins sat on the toilet seat, and Angel, the edge of the bathtub. "So, this IS 7 minutes in Heaven. I guess we should play by the rules."

Collins nodded, "Yeah, I guess."

Angel leaned in and quickly pecked Collins on the lips, before Collins realized what was going on. Collins knew he was gay, but he expected more of a warning from the drag queen.

Angel smiled a his shocked reaction. Collins stared to smile, too. Before they knew it, they were passionately kissing and rolling around on the floor.

"Angel...air...need...now."

"Oh, sorry." Soon, enough, they were back on the ground.

When Mark opened the door, he didn't except his friend and the drag queen practiclly making out on the bathroom tiles.

"Get a room," called Roger.

"We had a nice one until you came and opened it." said Collins as he flipped off Mark who was using a broom to try to get Angel off of Collins.

When Roger came in with a very sad Angel, they sat quietly, doing nothing. Roger for some reason burted out, "I hate whoever decided to do this game!" Angel blushed deeply. When they came out, Joanne picked 2 people. "Roger, and Mopping. No, Maureep. Wait, Maureen." Roger grumbled and they entered the bathroom.

Joanne and Roger were avoiding each other. Joanne on one wall, and Roger, falling into the bathtub because of his attempts to get away from the quiet girl, who, for some odd reason, hated him. He was thinking abut people hating him when he said, "How can anyone hate me? I'm too sexy!"

"What?"

"Crap, did I just say that out loud?"

Joanne nodded.

When they got out, Maureen hopped in.

"Oh, yeah, I gotta get in there again," said a tired Joanne.

"Jo-Jo, come he-re," sang the diva.

Joanne rolled her eyes, and placed herself in the "Heaven".

"Meow." purred Maureen.

"Uh, hi Maureen."

"Let's play by the rules." she danced around Joanne, making her dizzy.

"Uh, aren't you at all bothered by the fact-"

"-the fact you're dangerously in love by my very presence? Nope, in fact I enjoy it!"

"No!," yelled Joanne, "The fact that I," the rest she quickly whispered, "like girls." Joanne blushed.

Maureen pranced to the girl and whispered, "It's ok, I'm bi."

Joanne and Maureen came out very happy. Maureen was still getting her sweater back on.

Mimi had to bring Roger and Mark. With Roger, they both came out abnormally happy. With Mark, well, lets just say he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. But, sadly, at that moment he was a dead rat in the shed.

Collins managed to get Angel twice. So within that 14 minutes, the pair believed they accomlished something as they came out, holding hands. Roger was eating a banana.

Maureen chose herself, and Mimi. When she forgot to close the door for herself, Mark quietly closed it when she looked as if having seizure. Maureen and Mimi was talking about fast-food when Collins dared to open the bright yellow door.

Roger, however, had a great time with Mimi. Not so much with Maureen.

"Mo, SHUT UP!"

"NO! Anyways, what is your favorite flower?"

"Daisy."

Maureen doubled over in a fit of giggles as Roger turned bright pink.

When they came out, Maureen was trying to down a beer a glass bottle to use for spin the bottle. When she succeeded, she landed on the messy bed of her best friend.

Joanne washed the bottle and they allowed Angel to spin first. When the tip swirled and swirled, when the beer bottle stopped everyone laughed but Angel and...

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