A/N: This chapter took me longer to work on than the others but is actually getting back on track.
Chapter 4
Dress hunting
(Chaos and Tikal walk into Silver's Wedding Dress store)
"(Using the worst excuse of a French accent in a poor attempt to sound more authentic and professional) Why Hello and welcome to my Wedding Dress store!(to Chaos seductively) We also fit MEN'S CLOTHING."
"We're just looking for a dress." Replied Chaos, completely unaffected by Silver's advances.
"Very well… so what dress are you looking for?" asked Silver.
(Freeze Frame)
A/N: Now granted, Chaos knew a lot of things; he knew Tikal's limits, as well as her ups and downs. He also knew that she loved Chaos and that he loved her back. But there were 2 CRUCIAL things he didn't know about Tikal; 1. Despite Tikal's peaceful and loving nature, being in a wedding dress store awoken something inside her that had been dormant longer than the time the two lovers spent inside the Master Emerald. A feeling of determination to get the right dress come Hell or High water. 2. She was about to respond w/ the same answer she gives Chaos whenever they try to decide what to eat for dinner.
(Frame resumes)
"Uhh… not sure." Replied Tikal.
To make matters worse, Chaos never saw "Say Yes to the Dress" and had no idea how long the process of finding a dress would take.
"Well we have the largest selection in all of Mobious!" Announced Silver.
"Awesome!" Replied Tikal.
"Orah!" said Chaos. (Hiding the fact that he was going to cancel several things today to make up for the time dress shopping was going to take.)
The first hour seemed like an eternity. Tikal changed dresses faster than Sonic changed voice actors. Some dresses looked to glamorous and some looked too slutty.
"How about this one madam?" Suggested Silver as he handed the dress to Tikal.
Tikal changes and returns wearing the dress.
"It a lovely dress…" paused Tikal.
"PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES PLEASE SAY YES!" Thought Chaos.
"But it kinda makes my ass look too big." Answered Tikal.
"(Defeated) Well thank God I'm a titty man and not an ass man." Chaos thought to himself.
The hours dragged on and the bad dresses kept piling up. This dress wasn't for prom or a Birthday party; it was to be Tikal's Wedding dress. Chaos didn't know what to do. He had no idea how much longer he could take Tikal's untapped, Hell-bent determination to find the right dress, the long process, or Silver's ill fated homosexual advances towards Chaos.
Now Chaos was not homophobic or anything, but he just was not interested in Silver, he was interested in Tikal. And Silver's poorly done French accent didn't help either. For starters, he didn't say the word "super" like other people would. Rather, Silver would add a somewhat gay lisp whenever he said something. Now for someone who wasn't gay to talk like that, it would be deemed offensive. But in Silvers case it was acceptable (even though Chaos and Tikal knew a few villagers from the past who although were gay, had no gay lisp).
The other problem was the accent. One doesn't need to be of French decent to have an accent. But the way Silver uses it; one would think that Silver is acting like THE ROOM director Tommy Wiseau.
Right as Chaos was about to roar at Silver telling him to "Fuck himself with the Eiffel Tower", a beautiful voice bearing great news brought light.
"I FOUND IT!" Proclaimed Tikal.
As Chaos turned around, he gazed at Tikal. The dress she had picked looked like a regular dress but also had markings and symbols reminiscent of her tribe. Plus it managed to show a decent amount of cleavage, which was a personal score for Chaos.
"IT'S ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT!" said Chaos as the soon to be husband and bride kissed.
"We'll take it." Said Tikal.
"Sure thing madam!" Said Silver as he went to make preparations for getting the dress sent.
After paying for the dress (which in Chaos's case, took all the money he was saving for a new weed lab in Jamaica but was to overjoyed with Tikal and her dress to feel bad) and changing back to her street clothes, Tikal and Chaos begin to head out.
"The dress has been shipped! Your family will love it!" Announced Silver.
Tikal stops walking.
"Tikal what is it?" Asked a concerned Chaos.
"Family…" was all Tikal said.
For a brief moment, the God of Destruction had no idea what she was talking about, but right as he caught on, Tikal had already buried her face into Chaos' chest and cried uncontrollably. Between sobs she would take quick breaths and saying, "I COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING!" before sobbing again.
"Tikal it wasn't your fault!" replied Chaos as he comforted his crying bride.
"Father…" Tikal spoke remembering Pachacmac.
"Forget him, he has no power over you." Replied Chaos.
As the God of Destruction held Tikal, Silver couldn't help but notice the crying couple. Being the cheap ass opportunist he was (look no further than Sonic 06), Silver thought that the two were having issues and that could lead to a break up making Chaos single.
As Silver was about to make a very bad French pun, he heard o voice in his head, and is sounded like Chaos.
Having spent 4,000 years w/ Tikal, Chaos was able to learn a few prayers from Tikal. Now Chaos doesn't use these prayers that much due to the amount of energy they take up, but had enough in the tank to give Silver a short but firm telekinetic warning.
(To Silver telekinetically) "Listen and listen good: Tikal and I are getting married. If you so what as even try to hit on me again, I WILL PERSONALLY DRAG YOU TO PARIS, AND SHOVE THE EIFEL TOWER SO FAR UP YOUR ASSHOLE THAT THE TIP WITH THE FRENCH FLAG WILL BE WAVING OUT YOUR MOUTH FOR FRANCE AND THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE!"
"Okay." Thought Silver as he ran to his personal bathroom to cry his eyes out.
"Chaos?" Asked Tikal as she wondered about Silver running to his bathroom crying.
"Don't worry about him, I will always be here for you." Said Chaos as he gently kissed her.
"Chaos…"
"Don't worry Tikal, lets head home"
And with that, the lovers went home to recuperate.
A/N: Silver is an asshole. So what set Tikal off? Chapter 5 will explain everything.