Charlie; *Starts punching table*
KD; Is this your aggresive side Charlie? Because, if iot is you look like a retard.
Charlie; Shut up you loon? And Bella, your going home.
Bella; *Flashbck of a basement* YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO BACK!
Charlie; Eh, I think I can? Idiotic child.
Bella; Why are you sending me back to the torture?
Charlie; Well, partly because i dont actually like you, but the more important reason is, your depressed. *In a hippy tone* your killing my mood man.
KD; I have nothing to say at this point in time... BUT BEWARE!, I shall in due time, in due time.
Bella; Well, sorryy Dad, I think you would be the same if the love of your life left you-
KD; For some guy he met at Weight Watchers.
Bella; A- What? S-some guy h-he met at Weight Watchers! *Eye twitch*
KD; Well yes, your too fat to get into Weight Watchers, and he is gay after all.
Bella; *cries*
Charlie; Well, all in all, I'll just send you to a shrink instead. Have a nice time with the other loons.
Bella; NO NO NO NO NO NO NO ...No.
Charlie; You know what FINE! Just be normal and go out with your non-existant friends wich I assume you have.
Bella; Okay, I'll call Jessic- Janice- I don't even remember her name anymore.
Charlie; *Edging towards the phone to call the shrink*
Bella; *Bella glare*
Charlie; *Leaves*
KD; Lovely. Yes that is my sarcastic input.
~~~~ SCHOOL ~~~~
Mike; Bella?
KD; MY GAY BESTFRIEND!
Mike; Yes its me, *Strikes a pose for the non-existing cameras*
Bella; What do you want?
Mike; World Domination?
Bella; Except that?
Mike; A Blue Peter badge?
Bella; EXCEPT THAT!
Mike; Justin Biebers banana?
KD; TOO MUCH INFO!
Bella; Except that...
Mike; Oh, I want to know if your working tomorrow?
Bella; Tomorrows Saturday... Yes?
KD; Well, judging by the present day being Friday...
Mike: Yes ... *leaves*
KD; Aren't you ment to wait for an answer?
~~~~ Calculus ~~~~
Bella; Jan-
KD; Jess!
Bella; Jess?
Jessica; Oh, your talking to me, because for the past month you've been talking to Janice.
Bella; Oh, Fuck Nuts. Wanna see a movie like the pretend best friend you are.
Jessica; Yes, I'll pick you up after school, deal with it.
Bella; *Thankful for the Social interaction*
KD; Why me?
Jessica; What brought talking to Jessica instead of Janice along?
Bela; The usual... My Dad wanting to send me to a shrink.
Jessicca; *Runs away*
~~~~ In Jessicas Car ~~~~
Bella; I LOVE THIS SONG!
Eminem; # Go to sleep Bitch, Die motherfucker...#
Jessica; *Drives faster*
Bella; Do you go out with any one?
Jessica; I go out with Conner sometimes and I went out with Eric two weeks ago.
Bella; *CoughSLUTCough* Eric Yorkie?
Jessica; What other Eric do we know?
~~~~ Movie ~~~~
Bella; *Almost crying* Why isnt anyone getting eaten!
Jessica; *CoughFUCKINGWEIRDOCough* They will soon.
~~~ After the Movie ~~~
Bella; What a lot of shit.
Jessica; I'am assuming you want to eat, so, were do you want to eat?
Bella; I don't care, I'm too fat ... :(
KD; My input counts- I agree?
Jessica; Okaaaayyyy
Bella; Oh, I see increadibly drunk guys ... I'm going to go over -knowing its dangerous- and mistake them for someone they obviously aren't.
KD; Erm...
Edward Ghost; Don't do it!
Bella; Well, hello handsome.
Edward Ghost; Do not try and seduce me, for I AM A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION, AND IF i was edward, this wasn't meant to happen until Eclipse when you fail - miserbly may I add- and Breaking Dawn, when you succeed thus meaning you almost die-
KD; *Shaking Head*
Edward Ghost; Damn, I have said too much... Just don't go. *leaves*
Bella; Well, since it was a 'figment of my imagination' I don't have to listen to it.
KD; I woul-
Bella; BEGONE DEMON!
KD; Fat whore.
Guy 1; Hello darlin- Oh your fat go away.
Bella Meanie.
Guy 2; You on your way to McDonalds? Yeah I gathered that much.
Bella; *Runs over to Jessica, crying*
KD+Edward Ghost; We told her.
~~~~ Back home ~~~~
Bella; Hello father. *nods*
Charlie; Disappointment and embarressment of a daughter ... YOU CAN'T GO WITHOUT GIVING ME A REPORT ON YOUR SANITY!
Bella; *Tells him all about the guys*
Charlie; Well I don't care about your self esteem.
Bella; Night Dad.
Charlie; ROT IN HELL * shakes fist*
KD; How he got into the Police force I shall never know.