Aphrodite I love Ares!
Commented 17 hours ago
Hephaestus What?! But you love me! How can you love that air head?!!!???!!!!!
Ares She digs the A man!
Hephaestus She only wants you for one reason and you know it!
Ares Well no wonder cause your name sounds like a sexually transmitted infection! At least she's safe with me!
Dionysus Too much information!
Zeus Yeah! What happens if goat boy reads this?!
Grover My eyes! They burn!
Zeus Told you so!
Poseidon We all knew that Hephaestus name sounded like that but we just didn't say it! Come on Ares! Keep the comments for a chatroom! What if Percy see's this?!
Percy Why Ares? Why?! I'm gonna tell the whole camp!
Poseidon I hate to say what Z said but I told you so!
Travis Who put the lizard in my bed???!!!!!!!!!
Commented 3 minutes ago
Connor OMG! You found Bob! Where did you put him?!
Travis I put him outside!
Connor Oh Crap
Travis What is it?
Connor Well, the lizard is kind of enchanted
Travis so what can it do?
Connor It pee's acid
Travis Holy shit! That's why I heard the Apollo cabin screaming!
Connor They are going to kill us!
Travis Us?! What do you mean US?!!!!!!
Connor Hello! We have been prank buddies since we were in pampers! I can't face the Apollo cabin on my own!
Travis Why not?
Connor Their cabin leader, Melody, scares the crap out of me!
Travis Me too! After we booby trapped her cabin she wants to kill us!
Connor So, are we in this together?
Travis Lets face that manly looking girl (Melody) Together!
Melody I do have facebook you know!
Connor Crap!
Travis Run!
Hades bad news
Commented 15 minutes ago
Zeus What happened?
Hades I saw my daughter Bianca today
Poseidon And?
Hades She started to check out this dead fifteen year old!
Zeus So Bianca was a…
Hades Uh huh
Poseidon Dude, that's rough. If Percy tuned out to be gay I don't know what I'd do
Percy Just to put your mind at ease, I'm not gay!
Poseidon Thank Gods!
Hades Percy, did you know that Bianca was a…
Percy Hell no! It's not exactly a thing you ask a friend!
Nico OMG! Bianca's a….
Hades I know! I didn't know either!
Nico You think you know a person and they turn out to be a…
Grover Are you guys homophobic or something?
Clarisse Give it a rest Grover! We know you're gay!
Grover I'm not gay!!!!!!
Hades This is why demi gods shouldn't have facebook! Ugh!
Grover What's wrong with the king of darkness?
Zeus Do demi gods not read or something?! Ugh!
Poseidon OMG! They've caught period pains! OMG! I might catch them!