This one is a little different from the others

This one is a little different from the others. It's going to be text messaging instead, but that's because it's between Mr. Banner and Ms. Cope. Mr. Banner will be in bold; Ms. Cope will be in italics. Enjoy!

Mr. Banner's POV

I walked into my biology room, sighing. I just got back from my lunch break. I had asked Ms. Cope out to eat lunch with me a few days ago and she accepted. I think she seemed a little hesitant, though. Anyways, we had scheduled to go out today for lunch, and I took her to Mc Donald's (I'm lovin' it!). I had a great time, though I'm not sure how she liked it. Oh well. I'll ask her out again in class today when all of the students are pretending to work.

When the bell rang, I gave out an assignment I had no idea how to do and went back to my desk. I pulled out my kickass cellphone—a pink Motorola razr! (A/N I actually have that for a phone, it sucks and barely works) I decided that this was my chance to ask Barbara (A/N don't Ms. Cope's know name…) out for a second date. Since calling people isn't cool anymore, I texted her.

Hey Barb. What's shakin'?

Don't call me Barb, please. It sounds like a hobo name. And don't call me barbar, either. That's a male hairdresser spelled differently.

Sorry. So how's it goin'?

Your attempt at teen lingo is disturbing. I am doing fine though. What about you?

Eh, no worse than usual. Wanna go out with me again?

Thanks for the offer, but I'm not sure that's a very good idea.

Why not? Is Burger King closing down?

No, no, I mean… I just don't want to go to a fast food restaurant if we go out again.

Alright, if I don't take you to a fast food place, will you go out with me again?

Depends where we go.

It's a surprise.

Fine, I'll go out with you again.

Sweet! Chuck E. Cheese, here we come!

Oh my God. No.

Big Z's?

No.

Dunkin' Donuts?

Oh, HELL no!

Starbucks?

Better.

Is that a yes?

Fine. I don't really care anymore…

Oh yeah! SCORE!

Please never say that again.

I understand. Cullen is laughing right now; I'm not sure why…

Which one?

Edward, I think.

Ohh…He's the best one. The in-between one. Not too muscular, not to lanky. Juuusst right. Mmm…

He's laughing even harder now.

Maybe its because he can read your mind. –Snickers- (A/N that's a funny word…)

I thought about this for a moment. That almost seemed… likely. I noticed that Cullen had stopped laughing now.

You know, what if…?

I was just joking.

But he seemed to…

Oh God, he couldn't have. I mean, oh god, the things I was thinking when I first saw him…

Do you realize you are telling me about how hot you think a 17 year old boy is when I just asked you out?

Yeah, is that a problem?

No, not at all. I just wanted to make it clear.

Well good then.

You know, that new girl, 'Bella Swan' is pretty hot. Do you think I could get with her?

Well if you did, I think you'd be considered a pedophile.

What if I just took the matter into my own hands? Even if she doesn't want to? It's tempting…

Then you would get arrested and charged for rape.

True, very true. Cullen is glaring at me now. He looks ready to rip my throat out.

Maybe the whole mind reading thing…? Nah.

Course not.

Nope.

No way.

No chance.

Definitely not.

The bell rang, signaling the end of class. Here's my chance…

"Bella, can I talk to you for a minute?" she looked up at Edward, who was shaking his head and mouthing 'no'.

"No thanks, Mr. Banner. I have to go."

"Why do everything he says?! Is he in charge of you? I've heard that relationships where the guy is over-controlling are unhealthy!" They just walked out the door, ignoring me. I sighed. I've never felt so desperate…

Alright, that's it. I won't be able to update this for at least a week because I am going to Hawaii for vacation. When I get back if I have any ideas I will update though. Did you like the story? Please review. Hate it? Please review. Want more? Please review. Have a suggestion? Please review. Hate reviewing? Please review. Flames used to burn Jacob in hell, thanks for reading!