I do not own Naruto or my life. I am a robot designed to destroy all threats to my precious items. I am cool that way.
Deidera looks in her bag, "HEY! It's just a wrench, book. Cupcake, and a 100 bill…"
I glare while turning red, "Precious item, must attack."
Sakura watches, "Ooooh! A horror movie! Die the best
Deidera-chan!"
"CURSE YOOOOOOOOU!!"
There were many things she could do at this point. She could be a squealing happy girl who found a family, kill her "parents", free her "parents", faint, strangle Inner Sakura for her lack of timing, or she could run away. She did the latter.
Her friends called her name, "Sakura!" She just kept running. Why? Why is everything so confusing? I wonder how Itachi got through this…How long has it been? Ten years?
Sakura. Are you dramatizing again!?
…Maybe.
She hit something, hard. "Ow…MY NOSE! It's bleeding." She looked up, "Oh. Hi cousin!" She smiled.
Itachi just glared at her, "Don't tell me I have a drama queen as a cousin. That really is ironic, considering you're from the Uchiha's blood." He smirked, "The elders would've had a handful if you stayed…"
"I'll take that as a compliment. Besides, I bet it was romantic! The demon Uchiha marries the sweet, angelic healing maiden from a small village! My poor mother!"
Inner Sakura and Itachi both stared at her and sweat dropped, She already assumes her father is evil…
She sighed. "You people are no friend of romantics!" She huffed and started sprinting, "Hurry up Itachi! I'm going to cancel out my aunt and uncle! Get the base ready, we're moving in!" She giggled and disappeared in the trees.
At Sakura's home.
"Her parents" just came home, "Hello Sakura. Get dressed, there's a party at the Hyuugas." They headed past her when they couldn't move an inch more. "W-What's going on dearie?"
Sakura just stood there for while. Slowly, she spoke, "You see mother and father, I came across a surprising piece of evidence today. Apparently, you two are my aunt and uncle who tried to take advantage of a certain deal by abandoning me despite the promise." She stared at them.
The parents started breaking out in sweats and gulped.
Sakura continued, "I could easily leave you here and try to harm myself resulting in your deaths or I could kill you now. But I won't. Instead, I will cut the deal off. You are no longer Mr. and Mrs. Haruno nor Uchiha. You won't look for me or block me. Goodbye." With that she left forever leaving the parents to make a run for it.
Her friends ran up to her and hugged her, "How did it go? Did you torture them?"
Sakura smiled cheesy, "Heh. Heh. Maybe I did, maybe I didn't."
"You're to cruel! Well, we're together now."
"Yep." Sakura smiled evilly, "This is the alliance of the Kunoichi Moon and the Akatsuki!"
Pein steps in, "Yes, and our first order…destroy the Sound. They have become a splinter in our side."
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