Alrighty. Chapter 4. I'm seriously going to try and fit a whole day into this one. Let's hope I do. Now on with the show.

Disclaimer: I DON NOT OWN NARUTO.

Neji looked down at his friend and teammate, Tenten who was sitting on the ground. She asked, "Seriously? Jiraya looked up Gaara's skirt?"

"Sad to say but yes. We saw it all. And we also saw Lee's."

"No way."

"Yup. It was horrible."

"I bet. At least in his jumpsuit, you don't see it all. But there it was all out."

"Yeah. It was-"

"Hey honey. What's your name? Tenten, who's your new friend?"

Neji's eyes widened in shock and fear. That was his sensei, Guy.

"Um Guy sensei this is-"

"Guy-Sensei!!"

Guy turned and looked at his favorite pupil. "Lee!! You're in a skirt!! What is going on?"

"We lost a bet. "

"Who?"

"All of the guys."

"Is that why the badass Neji Hyuuga isn't here?"

Neji closed his eyes in frustration. His sensei was so weird sometimes.

"Actually-"

"No Lee. Don't make excuses for him. Now to find out this young ladies name." He turned to face Neji whose back was turned to his sensei. "Young lady. You are very youthful. I am very youthful and we should-"

"Guy-sensei. It's me. Neji. Don't finish that sentence. Please."

"Oh."

"Do you really look that much like a girl?"

"Apparently."

Jiraya, who no one saw, looked at the young girl in the red skirt. She looked very feminine. He smiled a very perverted smile. He bet she was very good in the sack.

The young woman turned and faced Guy and Jiraya saw it was Neji. Jiraya's face fell.

With Naruto…

Naruto was enjoying his third bowl of ramen when he heard a very familiar voice shout, "Where is boss!? I knew we'd find you here but he's not here!! Were is he?!"

He turned to face Konohamaru.

Konohamaru looked at Naruto.

"Boss. Why are you in a skirt?"

"I lost a bet. Let this be a lesson to you; never bet a girl."

Konohamaru looked down. "Oh."

"What? What's wrong?"

"I bet Hanabi Hyuuga that you would never ever in a million years wear a skirt. I see I lost."

"What did you bet her?"

"I bet that if I won, she'd go out with Udon. And if she won… then I'd have to go out with her."

"Guess you got a date."

"Konohamaru!!! Where are you?!?!"

"Who is that?"

"Hanabi."

"Hyuuga? Hinata's sister? Why is she loud then?"

"I don't know."

"Hey Konohamaru. I see Naruto's in a skirt."

"Yeah he is."

"Guess what that means."

"I know. It means-"

"Hanabi!! What are you doing here?"

"Father! I was talking to my friends."

Naruto's eyes widened in shock. It was Hiashi. They didn't like each other.

"Hanabi! Who is this girl in the skirt?"

Naruto turned around and saw Hinata. His eyes widened and his mouth got dry and his hands started sweating. Just recently, he realized he liked her.

"Naruto! Since when have you been gay?"

"Since today. I mean I'm not! I just lost a bet."

"Not surprising."

Naruto blushed and got up from his seat. He quickly turned and tried to run away except Konohamaru was there and since he didn't want to fall on top of him, he turned and trip falling on his back.

Unfortunately, for him, his skirt went up and flashed everyone his man goods.

"EWWWWW!!!!"

"BOSS!!! Cover that up!!"

"OH my goodness."

"I hate you demon!!!"

Naruto blushed bright red and he quickly pushed the skirt down covering up his goods.

He shot to his feet and took off running for his life.

With Sasuke….

Sasuke was sitting down on a rock in the training grounds when he noticed Ino, Sakura and the new girl there.

He was going to be raped.

Of course he was. That's why they had rope and were separating so they could attack him. Oh dear God.

He got up and quickly flounced away.

With Shino

He sat and watched as fish jumped from the water and landed back in the water. If he were a fish he wouldn't be wearing a skirt.

"Shino? Is that you?"

He looked over his shoulder and glasses at who called him. His eyes widened as they saw his father. "Oh dear God."

"Shino What-? What happened to you? Did you bet the girls again?"

"Unfortunately." He climbed to his feet.

"See what Kiba gets you into? Trouble. Now what am I going to do with you. I can't get you married off yet because what woman wants a man in a skirt? And Yana liked you."

At the mention of the girl Shino liked, his face turned bright red. Unfortunately, his jacket wasn't there to cover it. "Father-"

"Hello Mr. Aburame."

Shino's eyes widened. That was Yana. OhGodOhGodOhGod. This wasn't going to end well.

"Who is this? Your new girlfriend?"

Shino dropped his head and tried not to feel like an idiot.

"Yes it is!"

Shino's head snapped up and he looked at his father questioningly even as his father draped his arms around Shino.

"My girlfriend who is a girl. Are you still interested in my son?"

"You're acting like he's a piece of meat you're trying to sell."

"He's actually more like a bull. You know he's an amazing stud right?"

Oh his father was going to die.

Yana laughed. "He's shy though. I don't think he mixes well with the heifers." She laughed again.

Good God. They were discussing him. He glared at his father, even as he pulled him in closer.

Coincidentally, his father didn't look at him.

"Of course, that's why I like him."

Shino's father smiled over his son's head. Lucky for them both, Shino had his knees bent. "Really? Do tell."

His father wouldn't put him through that would he? Oh right of course he would.

Yana laughed and said, "Well, he was the only one who thought I could go on my own mission and come back alive. No one believed I could do it except him. Naturally, I noticed he was different."

Shino couldn't believe it. His crush was telling his father she liked him.

"YANA!!!!"

Shino and his father flinched as her mother called her home.

"Well, I've got to go." She picked something off the ground and began walking away. Faintly, she yelled, "Bye Shino!"

With Kiba…

Kiba glared at the ground and continued to walk down to the river. Akumaru, who was next to him, whimpered at his friend's mood.

"Hey Kiba. Or is it something else now?"

Kiba stopped walking and closed his eyes. Dear God. It was him.

"Well Kiba? Or is it Karen now?"

"I hate you."

"What did you say now, Karen?"

Kiba turned around and glared at the other boy. "I. Hate. You."

The boy smirked and said, "Be careful when you turn around. Your skirt almost flashed me your goods.

Kiba blushed as he understood what he said. "Then don't look!"

"Why not?"

"Because…Because… Because you hate me."

"On the contrary. I happen to like you a lot Kiba Inuzuka."

Kiba blushed and growled, "Well, I don't like you," and turned back around and walked away.

The other boy chuckled and responded, "Whatever, Kiba. By the way, your legs are almost as nice as your ass!"

Kiba blushed harder as he continued away.

With Gaara…

He sat on the ground and watched as Temari yelled at Shikamaru. Why did he put up with her? Was it because he liked her?

Shikamaru smirked perversely and asked, "You never wore them for me."

Temari blushed. "You didn't want me to."

"Not the one with the buttons. It took too long to get off."

Bingo. That's the answer. Sex. Fun.

Temari blushed again. "Can you stop? My brother is here."

Shikamaru shrugged. "He doesn't care. He probably wants a girl to be sailor moon too."

Gaara raise an eyebrow muscle. Who did he think…?

Anko walked by, stopped in her tracks and turned back to look at Gaara. Her jaw dropped as she took in the skirt and pissed off expression on his face.

"Oh no."

"Gaara? Since when have you been into drag?"

Let the torture begin.

With Naruto…

Naruto glared at the dirt. It was its fault entirely. It just was. He hated it. Stupid girls. Always messing things up and cheating. Grr.

"Will you teach me how to do the sexy jutsu?"

The blonde turned and looked at Sasuke. "Why do you want to learn it teme? I thought it was stupid."

The Uchiha rolled his eyes smoothed his skirt down and sat next to the blonde. "It is. However, when one is wearing a skirt, it looks far better than anything else."

Naruto realized what he said. "That's right!" He jumped up a little to quickly and…

"Dobe!!! Are you insane?! You can't move that fast you idiot!!"

The blonde jinchurriki blushed and smoothed his skirt down quickly. "Shut up!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes and calmly stood. "How do you do it?"

Naruto quickly went through the motions (a.n. / I don't know what they are.) and Sasuke emulated him.

Soon, two girls, one with blonde pick tails and the other with blackish-bluish pick tails, stood in the sailor moon outfits.

The blonde girl laughed and said, "We look so much-"

Jiraya popped up out of nowhere and looked at the two beautiful women in front of him. He reached out and grabbed their breast.

Sasuke's eyes widened in alarm. While Naruto got upset.

"You f****n' dirty pervert!!! Let go of me!!!"

Sasuke was alarmed. He got away from the girls just to be attacked by a man. Dear God. What was wrong with his life?

"Naruto? Ah crap. I'm sorry." He removed his hand from the blonde girl's body but dragged the other girl closer.

"Naruto? Help me."

"That's Sasuke."

Jiraya looked down at the dark haired beauty in his arms. "Oh. I see." Yet he still didn't release him. "He's hot as a girl."

"And now it's time for me to disappear."

"Just change back into a guy."

Sasuke nodded and changed back.

Jiraya immediately removed his arms from him. He disappeared.

"I see being a girl isn't any better."

"Nope."

"Can we go home yet?"

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Well, there you go. Cruelty to them. Guess who was talking to Kiba? I won't tell. Also, I know I said I would put in a whole day but I couldn't. I ran out of ideas. If you've got any, let me know. I'll somehow put them in. Thank you to bomber 68 for the idea with Naruto and thank you to dumbledork for the idea of the sexy jutsu. Probably didn't think that would happen, huh. Yet again, give me ideas in the form of comments and reviews and other stuff. Gracias.