Kurt writes on Artie's wall:
Kurt: Can you help me out with a small project of mine?
Artie: If it involves makeovers, the answer is still no.
Kurt: That's on the back burner for now. I need a video camera.
Artie: Should I ask what are you going to do with it?
Kurt: Don't worry your frumpy little head about it.
Kurt sends an invitation to Tina:
This Saturday, my house. I have the music and costumes.
Tina accepts invitation.
What about the third person? Is Mercedes coming?
Kurt sends a private message to Tina:
No way. Love the girl, but I am not having a diva off again.
Tina sends a private message to Kurt
Again?
Kurt sends a private message to Tina
Don't ask.
Kurt sends an invitation to Brittany
I need a dancer, and you're the best the club has so far. So you're in.
Brittany accepts invitation.
Who are you again?
Kurt posts video "Single Ladies'
Kurt tags Tina and Brittany.
Tina posts a comment on video "Single Ladies"
Tina: You didn't say you were going to post it!
Artie likes this.
Brittany: Why am I in black and white, did we go back in time?
Mercedes: You did Beyonce without me? Are you still mad about what happened with Glitter?
Rachel: Why are you wasting your time with this nonsense, Invitationals are coming up!
Kurt: Speaks the person who updates both their Facebook and Myspace with karoke videos!
Kurt sends a message to Artie
What a very interesting interjection to the conversation that was Arthur. Got eyes for the blond Cherrio?
Artie sends a message to Kurt
What are you angling for?
Kurt sends a message to Artie
I got the video, and I can make you a copy.
Artie sends a message to Kurt
I loaned you my AV club equipment. I own you Hummel.
Kurt sends a message to Artie
What would you say about hypothetically if someone led their dad to believe he was the kicker on the football team when he really wasn't?
Artie sends a message to Kurt
I say hypothetically this person needs to look to for someone who came help them out, who isn't the football team's punching bag. By this I mean talk to Finn. And Kurt I want the equipment and the video when I come over, including that weird chip and dip thing you brought to lunch.
Mr. Schue has posted a new assignment "Tonight".
Artie likes this.
Mercedes likes this.
Kurt likes this.
Rachel does not like this.
Rachel: You must have wrote the wrong name Mr. Schue, I thought I made it clear any solos from West Side Story are mine exclusively.
Mr. Schue: I don't think you're being fair to Tina
Mercedes: wait a sec, I'm a jet?
Rachel has left "New Directions"
Rachel updates her activities to include, Ballet Club, and The Cabaret.
Rachel posts video "Taking Chances"
Rachel updates her status: I'm going to star in the musical!
Finn extends Kurt and invitation to Football tryouts.
Kurt: That's like an audition right?
Coach Tanaka has posted a vacancy in kicker position
Kurt: My name is Kurt Hummel and I'm auditioning for the role of kicker
Kurt posted a video of Football audition
Kurt has joined the group "McKinley Footballers"
Kurt updated his activities: Kicker
Artie: No way, cool beans!
Tina: nobody says cool beans, you dork.
Artie: I'm trying to congratulate him!
Mercedes: I'm with Tina on this, you're embarrassing yourself
Kurt: Have any of you seen Finn, I wanted to thank him for his help?
Mercedes: I dunno, he kinda disappeared after practice.
Brittany: Do you know any dolphins?
Artie: So, when's your first game?
Brittany adopts a duck
Brittany changes "Duck" to "Ballad"
Brittany has joined "Mob Wars"
Brittany writes on Santana's wall:
Brittany: San you should totally join!
Santana: Why do I want to waste my time online like the rest of those losers?
Mr. Schue invites Rachel to join "New Directions"
Rachel : Only if I have the solo back.
Quinn updates her status: I will never drink wine coolers again
Brittany: When did wine become cool?
Quinn sends a Finn a private message
I'm pregnant.
Finn sends Queen a private message
How, we never did anything!
Quinn sends Finn a private message
Hot tub. I need you Finn, I can't raise this baby on my own.
Mr. Schue invites "McKinley Footballers" to dance practice.
Mr. Schue: Since "Single Ladies" worked for Kurt, we'll be learning dancing to help with your coordination.
Puck does not like this.
Azimo does not like this.
Footballer 34 likes this
Finn updates his status: You can rent books like movies
Puck: Dude you're talking about books what's wrong.
Finn sends a Puck a private message
Quinn's pregnant.
Puck sends Quinn a private message
'Sup milf
Quinn sends Puck a private message
Don't you dare tell Finn, you lima loser!
Quinn and Puck are no longer friends
Artie writes on Tina's wall.
Artie: Are you serious about not doing the solo? How often do you think Mr. Schue will hand anyone not Finn or Rachel a solo, especially Rachel?
Tina: That's the reason. I'm not good as her, and she'll quit Glee for good if I don't.
Artie: We'll be fine without her.
Tina: You don't really believe that. I'm just going to give it up, take one for the team.
Artie: If you're going to give up the solo, could you at least sing it for me?
Tina: My house or yours ?
Artie: Mine. My mom made peanut butter cookies.
Tina: Oh one more thing.
Tina pokes Artie
Artie pokes Tina
Tina dropkicks Artie
Artie throws a fish at Tina
Tina throws a sheep at Artie
Artie throws a cake at Tina
Kurt writes on Tina's wall: Get a room!
Santana joins the group "En Espangol: Mexico is taking over the US"
Brittany updates her status, There's a bird in my locker
Santana: How did it even get in there?
Brittany: I was lost
Kurt invites Mercedes, Artie, and Tina to "First Football Game"
Artie accepts.
Mercedes accepts.
Tina accepts.
Kurt invites Burt Hummel to "First Football Game"
Kurt sends Artie a private message
I need a favor, just how much pull do you have with the AV club?
Artie sends Kurt a private message
Quite a bit. I take my pay in Oreos.
Mercedes posts album "Football game"
Tina and Artie are tagged.
Artie: At least the view wasn't too bad
Mercedes: Even Mr. Hummel had better seats than us and he came late!
Artie: Kurt's dad?
Tina: You haven't met him yet.
Artie: How did you meet him! Why am I'm always left out!
Artie posts video "Footballers put a ring on it."
Artie posts video "Kurt's winning kick"
Finn: First game we won all season!
Kurt sent Mercedes private message:
I did what you said, I told my dad. He said he already knew.
Kurt joined the group "My Dad is a Superdad"
Mr. Schue posts audition video "Football Single Ladies"
Mike Chang joins New Directions
Matt Rutherford joins New Directions
Puck joins New Directions
Mr. Schue posts a new announcement:
We have twelve members, enough to qualify!
Mr. Schue posts assignment "Tonight"
Mr. Schue: Show us what you got Tina.
Rachel leaves New Directions.