Okay, beyond this point nothing here is canon. So enjoy.
Chapter 4: The Revealing Thing
Glados had let Chell free from the Aperture Labs. Chell thought she really was free. But when she got so far from the labs…
"What? There's an invisible wall here!" She thought. "What's going on?!" Glados decided to start talking then. "I bet you are wondering why you are being blocked from the path. That is because there is no path. It was a simulation, built just to test the intellect of the test subjects. By the way, you get a B-. Putting that core in charge was the dumbest thing you've ever done." Chell was mad. So mad she tried hitting the digital wall. "Don't try to waste your time." Glados uttered. Glados digitalized a humungous area for Chell to explore. "Come on. Do something." Chell was really mad by this point. She amazingly found a portal gun in a tree, with the only explanation being "not reality". Chell put a portal under a tree, then a portal on the side of a mountain. The tree was flung out of the ground and into some rocks, clearing an opening for Chell. "Hey look at that." Glados encouraged Chell. "A secret path." Chell would not listen. She jumped into the hole where the tree once was and found her in another lab. "You're not helping anyone." Glados told Chell, who was looking in every room. "You are only ruining time that could be used on testing." Chell had found an elevator that led up to another room. This room, however, had documents scattered all over the floor. Chell picked one up. "Don't read thaaaat!" shouted Glados. Chell read it to herself, eyes widening as she read. "Document 12. Aperture Science 1984. Cave Johnson is dying from the moon dust, and is deathly ill. He gave us orders to upload Caroline's brain into the supercomputer. I have been his second hand man. I planned on getting him inside a robot. Eventually." She turned to the next page. "Aperture Science 1984 pt. 2. Cave Johnson is now being uploaded into a robot. It is in core form. I hope it is a complete success." Chell turned to the last page. "Aperture Science 1984 pt. 3. It was a failure. I made the excuse that it was an intelligence dampening sphere to explain his lack of it. Cave Johnson really was stupid. Oh no, they are actually trying to do it. IF ANYONE IS READING THIS DON'T BELIEVE IT! DON'T BELIEVE ABOUT THE ROBOT! IT'S A LI" It stopped there, with the page being ripped.
Glados was silent as Chell was reading it. Glados knew what she was reading. She knew what it meant. Cave Johnson… was… Wheatley. How did she not notice the similarity? The stupidness, the bad ideas, the big ego, check, check, check. Glados noticed the awkwardness. "Um…" Glados started. "I was thinking you could just… take this." She opened up a room. In that room was the Oracle Turret. Chell saw it and remembered it. She had to leave it right outside the door. But Glados found it. Chell ran towards it and hugged it. (: She happily picked him up with her new portal gun and saw and exit opened up. A real exit to the real world. "Good luck." Glados happily cheered. Chell smiled and ran up the stairs to the surface. Unfortunately she found herself in-between the war of aliens and humans. Gordon Freeman drove by in a motorcycle, and smiled when he saw her. A face crawler tried to attack Chell's face, but missed, and got crushed by a small object.
Out of the shadows, the Companion Cube revealed himself… wearing a cowboy hat. "Hello. I see you have a new FRIEND." Chell rolled her eyes at that.
Hope no one hates this chapter finale. This is a short story. But I am starting a new story series based on CSI, mystery shows, and in particular: cartoons. CSI Toons! Want it? Like it? Lick it? No, don't lick it, weirdo. Just tell me if you want it!
