A/N: Hello everybody, and welcome to chapter four of The Jealousy Of A Swede! Hope you guys like it, this is the chapter where Skwisgaar confronts Abigail.
Disclaimer: I don't own Metalocalypse.
Skwisgaar's POV
What was dat bitch t'inking? I's always sits there, I's never nots sit there! She needs to be taughts de lesson! Dat fucking whore slut skankies bitch! I can feels everybodies eyes on mes as I stomps out of de room, ands dey was especiallies sharp when dey noticed I'd barely touched mine food. Somesone ran after me, ands I hoped it was my littles Toki, but dat hope was dashed when I's noticed dat de footsteps was way toos light for somesone in de boots, ands I knew for sure whos it was when an accented voice yelled from behind me.
"Skwisgaar! Fack, wait a goddamn minute! My legs ain't as long as yers!"
"Fucks off, Pickle."
"No, look man, Abigail didn't know dat was yer seat! If you'd asked she would've moved!" That fucking dildos, trying to defend the godsdamn whore! I stopped fors a second, and almost let him catch up.
"Too damns bad. She shoulds have realized." I rans off, and even though Pickle tried to catches me he was toos slow, and I gots to my room and shuts de door. Its was about an hour befores I heards a knock. De persons on de other sides wasn't welcomes.
"Skwisgaar? Skwisgaar! Open up the door! I need to have a chat with you!" De bitch's voice grated on mine nerves.
"The fucks you want? I'm busies!"
"I want to talk about this morning, Skwisgaar. Come on, it has taken me this whole time to convince Toki not to come bother you!" Dat made me smiles, at leasts a little. Sweets Toki was worrieds about me, buts I was even more pissed at Abisgail. Why in de hell ams she think Toki would've bothered me? "Skwisgaar! Open up, please? Nathan isn't going to be able to keep him occupied for too long!" She sents him to fucking Nathan? What the hells, he ams probablies getting fucked or somethings right now! I gots up and opened de door without thinkings, and shes came in and closed it behind her befores I could does anyt'ing abouts it. "Thank you. Now, what in the world happened? Have you heard from your mother recently or something?"
"How in de hell does you know about mine mother? Buts no, I haven'ts. I ams upsets over somethings else. A few other t'ings, actually." Abouts five other t'ings to bes exact, with Abisgail at de tops of de list fors de moment.
"Toki said you usually only had problems with your stomach when your mother was brought up. That's why I assumed that was the issue, but if it isn't then I need to know what's wrong. As your producer, I feel I need to be involved in your life, even if only a little."
"It ams you. You tooks my seat, fuckings bitch. I don't lets nobody sit in dat seat except fors me. Alsos, you fuckings sent him to Nat'an! Dat ams unacceptables, he ams probablies trying to fucks him as we speak!"
"What? They're talking about a suggestion Toki had for the album! Have you been drinking?" Album suggestion? What de hell kinds of excuse was dat? Toki knows less dan Murderface abouts writings de music!
"Nos, I has not been drinkings! Toki don't know nothing about writings music, stupids bitch! Shits, Nat'an ams trickings him into something, I fucking knows it! Fucks, get de hells out, I deal with you later!"
"Skwisgaar, no! Sit down!" She ran over and locked my door again, and I glared. She wanteds to get yelled at nows? Fines, I fucking does it, but if Toki ams gettings screwed right now I's going to kill de bitch.
"Alrights, you skankies slut! I does dis yous way! Yous been eyesing Toki since you gots here, even when yous had Nat'an and Pickle at each others throatses! I fucking hates you, especiallies when you took mine goddamn seats dis morning! I sits with Toki because he ams mine! He ams mine guitarist, mine boy, mine everything! Just because you ams a woman don't mean you gots de rights to him, and it definitely doesn't mean yous can sends him off to Nat'an!"
"W-What? What are you saying, Skwisgaar?"
"You wants to fuck Toki, ja? Too damns bad! You think he could actuallies fuck something? Dat ams ridiculous! He would never fucks you, nots some slut!"
"Skwisgaar, please!"
"Please whats, gives him to you? Hells, you probablies want to have de threesomes with him and Nat'an! He fucks Toki while Toki fucks you, ams dat right?"
"No! Skwisgaar, I might've looked at Toki before, but if you and he are together I won't mess with that!" I scoffeds. Ats least she was admittings it, which was mores den anybody elses did. I t'ink dat ams what made me sort of forgives her, de fact dat she acknowledged that she thought about it, but woulds give ups.
"Whatevers, bitch. I mights forgive you if you don'ts take my chair no more. You gots any idea where Nat'an tooks Toki?"
"I… think they went to his room, but I promise it was only to talk about music, don't overreact!"
"Says what you want." I lefted de room and she stoods dere in shock. Nots wanting to unsbarrass mineself if what she saids was true I went to de camera room to checks out what was goings on.
I's found de room pretties easily, and I locked de door when I walkeds in. Ifs Abigail tolds Charles abouts how upsets I was he woulds probably look for me heres, and I didn't want to be bothered. I didn'ts stop to t'ink dat Charles probablies had a fuckings key, but I's was too distracteds by looked for Nat'an's room. I sigheds in relief when I finally founds it, since dere didn't appear to be any fuckings going on. Dat, however, dids not mean dat dere wasn't abouts to be, sos I pressed de button Charles had pointed outs earlier. Nat'ans voice came through clearlies.
Nathan's POV
"Uh… what? Shouldn't you ask, you know, Skwisgaar about this instead?" Not that I didn't want the little fucker around. He was a cute kid, I'd uh, always kind of… cared about him. Kind of. And I didn't really like how he just sort of trailed after Skwisgaar. Skwisgaar was an asshole to him, like uh… all the time. Even when we first got him. He doesn't deserve that, I guess is what I'm trying to think. He could do a hell of a lot better. Shit, there were a fuck ton of female fans that would kill just to touch him, there were probably plenty of men too. I'd never asked before. Fuck, Charles probably weeds out the guys to avoid publicity. He's always on top of shit like that.
"You knows I can't does dat! If yous agree to it he'll have to! Besides, he ams not feeling too goods today, remembers? I don't wants to bother him." I sighed. Or huffed. Or growled. Fuck, I don't know. Something like that. Any damn way, Toki was too fucking worried about Skwisgaar, he'd just been pissed off that morning. It happened a lot. Hell, the Swedish dildo would probably be happy if Toki came to check on him. Too fucking happy. Damn, when the hell did I start feeling this shit? It's not fucking brutal to be pissed at a bandmate because he wants to fuck a Norwegian kid! So what if Toki's really fucking cute! Or a lot nicer than Abigail and all the other bitches I've dated. Or that he has a hot body. Shit shit shit shit shit fucking shit.
"Fuck, I don't know. Fans always like it when you guys do duets… hell, I'm fine with it. But he's the one who has to rewrite it and shit, not me, so go ask him."
"De fans actuallies like de duets? I thought they only liked de solos and stuffs. Maybe he won't be toos upset den! I's go check! Bye, Nat'an!" He hugged me and ran out of the room. Stupid little asshole. Didn't he know shit like that could be taken in the wrong way by some people? Like Murderface. Or Pickles. Or Skwisgaar. Yeah, especially Skwisgaar.
Skwisgaar's POV
Fucks fucks fucks I need to fuckings run! I don'ts want Toki to get tos mine room before I do or he mights leave! Goddamns it, why ams de camera rooms have to be sos far away from mine room? When I's got dere I was pantings, but at leasts Toki wasn't dere yet. I opened de door and sats down, attempting to settle mineself, but a knock came ways to quickly.
"C-Comes in!" I yelleds, cursing de stutter. De door openeds.
"Heys Skwisgaar!" he yelleds cheerily, sittings with me on de bed. "Was you doings… something befores I came in? Yous face ams red, and yous pantings." Fucks. He thought I was jackings off? Hows I fix that?
"Nos! If I's was jacking off you really t'ink I would've let yous in?" Honestly, I probably would haves, but stills. I don'ts t'ink I would've stopped. He shrugged.
"I guesses not. Anyways, I's was talking to Nat'an, and I's gots a question."
"What ams it, little Toki?"
"Woulds you maybes be willing to change dat new solos you wrote into de duets? I's really like it, ands I want to play parts of it, but I's can't do de second half, sos I thought maybe I coulds lead de first part and you puts something in for you underneaths, and you could does de second part while I dids something underneath!" I trieds to look thoughtsful, even though actuallies dat was a goods idea.
"I don'ts know, Toki… dat ams a lot to does before de album comes out." De look on hims face was worth de littles white lie.
"Skwisgaar, please? I does whatevers you want!" He reallies, reallies needed to stops making offers like dat. But hells, maybe I coulds be using it to my advantage.
"Anyt'ing?"
"Ja, ja, anyt'ing!" Stupids Toki. Buts I wouldn't take advantage of him dis time, at leasts not toos much.
"Don'ts let nobodies take mine seat at de dinner table no mores. I don'ts like it," I smiled, and he smileds back.
"Nos problem, Skwisgaar! Ams dat why you was upsets dis morning?"
"Mostlies. I's has sitted dere ever since Dethklok was formeds. I don'ts like having to moves."
"Yous real weirds Skwisgaar. Hey, you wants me to stays and help you rewrites dat part?"
"Nos, but you can stays in here. Maybes you can plays it while I writes it." He looked happys as he took de guitar I normally lets him use in here when he amnest has his. Dat made me happys too, and I smileds a little when I grabbed mine own guitar. He didn'ts notice.
We sats in dere for a while, me playings something once and den Toki playing after me, telling me whether or nots he liked it. It was a nice change of de pace from dealing with Nat'an and Pickle. Afters a while, howevers, I heard Toki playing somethings quietly, in between de strains of de new duet. Waits a fucking minute! Dat… dat ams mine song! I wrotes dat for Toki! Where ams de little dildo hear it?
"Toki?" I asked quietlys, not really upsets but curious.
"Ja?" he asked me, softs and delicate, and maybes sort of tired.
"I wrotes dat song you ams playing overs a year ago, but I hadn't played it for nobody. Where ams you hear it?" I trieds not to sound harsh like I normally dids, because I didn'ts want him to leave. I liked de companies he was providings, and it was nice to haves him all to mineself for once.
"Oh! Sorries, Skwisgaar, I didn't know it was justs yours! I heards you playing it abouts a month ago, ands I liked it. I won'ts play it no more if you don'ts want me to."
"Dat ams okay. Plays it all you want, I don'ts got no copyrights on it. Besides, you sound not so dildos when you plays it." It was amazings how a compliments like dat could make him sos happy. I liked to sees him like dat, sos I decided I woulds make dem all de time, ors at least when we was by ourselveses. I dids have an image to keeps.
"T'anks, Skwisgaar."
"Whatevers, you ams welcome, Toki." We sats dere for de rest of de night and on into de mornings, sometimes actuallies working and sometimes just sittings next to each others. I t'ink it was de nicest night I's had in yearses, but soons it will be time to confront Pickle. I's almost can't believe dat soon little Toki will bes all mine!
Pickles' POV
I gat a bad damn feeling that shit's about ta hit tha fan, and from tha way he's been actin I can't help but think it's gonna involve Skwisgaar. Goddamn, ain't enough booze in the world to deal with that douchebag.