Tch. I guess I have to answer those questions now.

First question: "How can so much awesome exist in one dimension?"

Good question. Some people can be awesome, but only in short bursts. But for me, my awesome lasts forever. While there are small surges of awesomeness-energy (AE for short), it is never enough to overwhelm the universe with the greatness of my AE. If the universal limit to AE is represented by "u," my AE levels are represented by "L," and the AE of common people is represented by "c," the inequality looks a little something like this: u≥L+2c

Second question: "Dear Levi, you seem to have a lot of experience dating. You should tell us a little bit about your dating life. I mean, your pick up line works 100% of the time, right?"

Yes, my pick up line does work 100% of the time. And I do have a lot of experience with dating. My dating life is freaking amazing. I had my first girlfriend in fourth grade, but I already had my first kiss when I was in second grade. Hana and I made out for a solid thirty minutes before the teacher found us. Good times. I've had many girlfriends since then, and a couple boyfriends. You have to try out all your options, right? Also, I've made out with several members of the cast of Shingeki no Kyojin.

Third question: "Just wanna ask you if you're still a virgin. And if you think Mikasa is hot."

For the first part of the question, my answer is no (not since the eighth grade). And for the second part, my answer is: what kind of %!$#& question is that? Of course I think Mikasa is hot. Everyone thinks Mikasa is hot. Even my dog thinks Mikasa is hot. Next question.

Fourth question: "What is your opinion on our lord and savior, Connie?"

Connie is everything. Don't try to fight the connie. He works closely with the freckled jesus, Marco. By the time Connieism grows, the Wall Faith won't know what hit them. May the connie be with you.

Fifth question: "If you could get married to any cleaning product, which would it be?"

Windex. Or a broom.

Sixth question: "Why do you use symbols when you curse instead of writing them out?"

I do this because regular curse words are too mainstream. I just make up my own, and they happen to look like $&#!¢ symbols.

Seventh and final question: "If you're so badass then how come you're so short?"

First off, let me tell you, I am 5'3". That is a medium height, okay? Everyone else in the show is just freakishly tall. Anyways, because I am a bit smaller than everyone else, my badass levels don't get spread out like theirs. It stays concentrated. I choose not to get taller because then, my badass levels will get spread out, and this will lower my ability to effectively defeat titans by 20%. I also choose not to get taller because it wouldn't be fair to other people if I were this fabulous, attractive, stylish, AND tall.

Thank you for the questions, I guess. Some of them weren't that bad. But then again, some of them were. Next time, I will have a special (but not more special than me) guest from the cast of Shingeki no Kyojin.

Until next time. Heichou out.