Battle Royal Season 1 Episode 4 - Justin Soulhunter VS Dusty Bumblejinks.
DISCLAIMER: I only own Justin, Dusty, and the two announcers.
***SEASON 1 EPISODE 4: Justin VS Dusty***
( Jake Starting )
"It's no surprise that there are quite a few weirdos out there. But these two take it to a whole new level!"
"It's true, but when danger rises and humans can't rise to the challenge, those weirdos will be the ones to save us all. Such as Justin Soulhunter, pride of the Ice wizards."
"But don't forget about the red dog from Toontown, Dusty Bumblejinks! He's so bad-ass, whole buildings explode when he's done with them! KA-BOOM!"
"It's no surprise that given time, these two can defeat pretty much any enemy."
"Which is why we're pitting them against each other in a one-on-one fight to the death!"
"I'm Stan and he's Jake, and welcome back to Battle Royal! Where we make OC's fight to the death!"
***FIGHTER #1: Dusty Bumblejinks***
( Stan starting )
"Dusty is a red dog Toon from the fictional world of Toontown. He was raised by his grandfather, Rusty Bumblejinks, who kept him safe by hiding Toontown from him until his family was kidnapped and taken to Toontown by the evil business bots, the Cogs."
"And when they tried to kill everyone in Toontown, Dusty killed them back. He ain't to bad for a giant walking, talking dog."
"As a Toon, he heals from injury much faster then any normal person, and has a black hole with which to teleport from place to place to."
"He also has a huge lineup of gags to help him in the fight. To bad most of them are only effective on Cogs."
"Certain gags, such as the TNT and the geyser, can be used to attack other people, however."
"And when gags don't get the job done, he busts out his trusty billy club!"
"Thick, durable, and four feet long, this billy club was designed to beat enemies into submission. Any foe struck in the head by this thing will be knocked out on contact."
"But Dusty doesn't just rely on the billy club. He's also an expert at hand-to-hand fighting, specializing in quickly disarming an enemy, then beating them into submission."
"Dusty also carries a dip blaster, which can destroy pretty much everything in the Tooniverse. Though against regular people, it wont do much of anything, except blind them for a moment."
"And speaking of dip, Dusty wears a protector bracelet, which makes him immune to the effects of dip, allowing him to pass right through it without being harmed."
"Though acid and lava will still cause damage. How the heck does that work?"
"He also carries a sturdy supply of razor disks, which he seems to pull out of nowhere."
"Razor disks are highly dangerous, slicing clean through brick, steel, wood, hell, EVERYTHING! And oh boy, you don't want to see these things heading your way!"
"That's right. And after all that pie-flinging Dusty has done over the years, he has a VERY strong throwing arm, so those disks can fly a very long distance."
"He even took down the frigging CEO with them, just a week after he blew up Cashbot HQ! What a bad-ass!"
"Also, after Dusty's reawakening, his legs have grown a huge amount, allowing him to run very fast, and jump really high."
"And he's trained himself in the art of stealth, to! He's able to sneak around an enemy and destroy them easily! He's more dangerous then he seems, mowing down robots by the hundreds every day!"
"But with the constant threat of Mystery, a dangerous brown cat trying to destroy the Tooniverse, the dread in his heart about losing his best friend, Miss Melody Dandyberry, and the danger of losing the love of his life looming over him, the fight to protect those he holds dear would consume his every waking moment. While also fighting the Cogs and random crime around Toontown. And that's just his good days."
"Luckily, his skills, billy club, resistance to dip, and HUGE lineup of gags and razor disks make locking up the bad guys the easiest part. It doesn't matter how many times you spin it. Dusty is one lean, mean fighting machine."
"Whenever he's not being subject to an ultra-sonic dog whistle, which can render him helpless. Also, his strength and durability has limits. And while he does have high stamina, he can be tired out quickly in prolonged combat against someone his equal."
"But still, if those are his only weaknesses, how come every once in a while, he still gets the heck beaten out of him? Though he does improve with every fight."
"Lazy, lazy writing."
***FIGHTER #2: Justin Soulhunter***
( Jake starting )
"You know somethings wrong if the water suddenly freezes over and you see a huge blizzard coming your way. And behind it, THIS GUY!"
"Born as a Pureblood Ice wizard in the world of The Spiral, Justin is easily one of the most powerful Thaumaturge's alive. Even as a child, he was obviously destined for greatness."
"When people are afraid of being around you before you can even speak, you know your gonna do great things."
"As an Ice wizard, he uses, well, ice to create a variety of devastating attacks."
"But he's not just skilled with Ice magic, he also knows quite a bit of Fire and Life as well, and even a couple of Balance spells to even the playing field."
"His most noteworthy spell is Ice Colossus, which strikes with the force of an SUV and can smash down large walls even his Meteor Strike can't put a dent in."
"Speaking of Meteor Strike, it, much like Blizzard, hits everything in front of him for quick KO's. And when he needs a little bit more firepower, he can bust out Elemental Blade to power up his spells."
"And when he's hurt, he can use Frozen Armor to shrug off an enemy's attacks until he can mend his wounds with Satyr."
"And although it's not as powerful, Justin can use Ice Armor to protect a fellow fighter in battle."
"Throughout his adventures, Justin has used a variety of shields. Each can block minor attacks and have environmental advantages, though they will disintegrate after blocking a deadly blow of their type."
"The fire shield blocks, well, fire, though Justin can't use it underwater. No shit."
"The Storm shield can't survive in aquatic locations either, but with it, Justin can shake off the normally fatal Storm spells like they're nobodies business. The Life shield blocks Life-based attacks, and the Death shield cuts health-sapping attacks in half when used."
"And of course, Justin has the Ice Shield. Not that he uses it much, cause he shrugs off ice attacks like they're nothing, and his Tower Shield will block pretty much everything else. And if he needs to spread the protection around, he can use Legion Shield to protect everybody on his side."
"The Storm Shield can't survive underwater either, but it CAN block Storm spells, the most powerful of the bunch."
"Aside from defending, Justin has many spells on hand to turn the tide of the battle in his favor. Sprite heals small amounts of damage and can be used almost anytime, Elemental Shield reflects Fire, Ice and Storm spells, and Frostbite delivers a HUGE amount of pain to a single opponent. He's shaved off almost several thousand health just with one Frostbite. YIKES!"
"However, all of his spells require he build power to cast them, and Frostbite is no exception. Premature casts may result in the spells not working and doing absolutely nothing."
"Well, that's stupid."
"However, Justin has a lot of power to dish out, can take HUGE amounts of damage and laugh it off, and overall is an utter bad-ass. He's taken out quite a few powerhouses, and has accomplished many amazing tasks at very young ages."
"And although he has dished out a one million damage attack before, he has only been able to do so with the assistance of his fairy partner Princess Luna and cannot do so on his own."
"And on Battle Royal, we don't allow help from the outside."
"But even on his own, he's one of the toughest fighters we've had."
"Justin is brave, bold, strategic, and ready for war. However, he often makes mistakes! He somehow manages to misplace his best friend, Brooke, at the beginning of every adventure!"
"Man, someone put a tracking device on that bitch! Also, he may be a walking tank, but he moves like one to. HE'S SO GODDAMN SLOW!"
"His main purpose in Wizard City is to chase the bad guys! You'd think they'd prioritize running legs over, say, his Tower Shield skills! Also, he cannot handle hot climates, and his magical powers has limits."
"But still, if those are his only limits, how come every once in a while, he still gets taken down by a stray enemy?"
"Lazy, lazy writing. Man, what's up with all the lazy writing lately?"
***PRE-BATTLE ASSESSMENT***
( Stan starting )
"Alright, the fighters are ready. Let's get ready to rumble!"
"IT'S TIME FOR A BATTLE ROYAL!"
***THE BATTLE***
Justin stood on the edge of a 5-story building, looking out over the cityscape. He knew why he had been sent here. To eliminate a certain red dog Toon called Dusty Bumblejinks for assisting the Ice princess. If this was true, he wanted to know where she was. Why? He hadn't figured it out yet, besides bringing her back to Ravenwood.
"The Ice princess. I can't afford to screw this up. I have to find her." He mumbled to himself.
"You might wanna rethink that." A voice said behind him, alarming him. He whipped out his bow and made a sharp about-face.
He knew right away who this was. Tall red dog, crimson red fur, pilots hat on his head, purple shirt and shorts, and black boots. It was Dusty Bumblejinks.
"Ah, Bumblejinks. I've been waiting for you." Justin said, a hint of triumph in his voice. Dusty just chuckled.
"I see. Well, you better not be up to anything." The Toon growled, putting a hand onto his billy club. He didn't know if he would have to fight.
"Well, let's get right to it then. I want the location of the ice princess. I know you have her. Where is she?" Soulhunter demanded, assuming a combat stance and pointing a finger at Dusty, who glared at him.
"What do you want with her?" The dog asked uncertainly.
"It doesn't matter to you. Just hand her over and nobody will be hurt." Justin demanded. But Dusty remained stationary, his teeth now bared at the wizard before him.
"No can do, pal. She's been targeted by way to many evil people already. Either tell me what you want with her, or GET LOST!" The Toon shouted. Justin dropped his smile, and glared at Dusty.
"You have no idea who your up against, mutt!" The boy yelled.
"Bring it on, then, moron!" The Toon shouted back.
***FIGHT!***
Before Dusty could blink, Justin had sent a huge blizzard at him. Luckily, the red dog was able to roll out of the way. But after he did so, an arrow flew right into the back of his right arm. He yelped in pain, then got to his feet and turned to face Justin.
However, before he could do much of anything, a meteor hit the ground right in front of him, which sent him flying right into a billboard behind him.
Dusty kicked off the billboard, pulled out a razor disk, and sent it flying directly at the wizard. Justin threw up Tower Shield, and the disk bounced off it like a tennis ball off a brick wall.
Dusty pulled out more and threw them, and although Justin was able to deflect most of them, one got past his defense, and made a very deep cut into his left arm. Justin screamed in pain, and Dusty knew this was his chance. He sprinted up to Justin, billy club in hand.
However, Justin saw Dusty coming, and threw up another tower shield to block the Toons attack.
Justin then let loose with another meteor strike, causing Dusty to back flip out of the way. The wizard then threw up Frozen Armor, to further reinforce his defense against the red dog.
Dusty then decided he couldn't beat this enemy in a simple one-on-one. He needed to switch his battle tactics. Spotting a nearby skylight, he threw another razor disk into it to shatter it, then jumped inside. It was pitch black inside. Perfect for hiding.
As Dusty found a safe hiding place to stay inside of and wait for Justin, the wizard stepped over and peered into the building. Deciding to flush his enemy out of hiding, Justin sent a massive blizzard inside. After a couple of minutes, there was still nothing. He notched an arrow into his bow, and jumped in.
And was struck in the back of the head by Dusty's billy club, who quickly ducked out of sight before Justin could spot him.
Dusty then struck again, throwing several razor disks into Justin, which were blocked by his Frozen Armor. The wizard turned to where they had come from, but couldn't spot Dusty.
"GET OUT HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!" Justin shouted, looking around and trying to find Dusty.
"I'm not a man, I'm a dog, you idiot!" The Toon fired back, sneaking up on Justin and delivering another sharp blow to the back of the head. Justin turned around to see Dusty standing no less then 6 feet away. But when the boy raised his bow to shoot, Dusty smiled. "Don't look down."
"Huh?" Justin asked, and look down. A bundle of TNT was at his feet, the fuse about to explode. Justin looked back up at Dusty. "You son of a-"
KA-BOOM!
Justin was thrown back into the wall, and nearly flew out the window. The explosion had also done the trick, eliminating his Frozen Armor.
"Having fun yet, loser?" Dusty taunted, before jumping back into the pitch-black darkness of the building. Justin roared in rage, before sending meteors, blizzards, ice colossus, and other various spells all over the room, nearly obliterating the entire floor.
The chaos lasted for at least two minutes, but at last, Justin stopped, having run out of mana. He panted and looked around.
"Huh...that's...it...good." He said, panting heavily. Then a voice spoke right behind him.
"I don't think so..." The red dog called out.
And just as Justin turned around to face Dusty, a razor disk flew through the air and sliced clean through his throat and neck, causing his head to fly off and land somewhere in the room, while the rest of his body flopped non-existent face-first onto the ground. Dusty smirked.
"Humph. Your no match for me." Dusty said happily, glad this horrible battle was finally over. He then heard many sirens outside. Someone had clearly seen the fight and called the police. Dusty looked out the window.
"Sounds like the cops are coming. I better get out of here. Somehow I just know I'm gonna get blamed for this." The dog said, before pulling out his black hole and jumping into it, disappearing with a POP, leaving Justin's decapitated body behind for the medical people to sort out.
***K.O.***
( Jake Starting )
"Holy crap, Iceman went down to the dog dude, that was brutal!"
"Justin was more then a match for Dusty in a simple one-on-one, using his magic to overpower the Toon."
"But when Dusty went into stealth mode to turn the tide, Justin couldn't figure out how to catch that damn dog, and in the end, decided to just bring the entire building down. Which didn't end to well for him."
"This used up all his remaining mana, leaving him wide open for Dusty to finish him off."
"And Dusty's clever use of that TNT certainly paid off."
"Dusty made short work of Justin as soon as he had the chance."
"But how could Justin lose to a over-sized red dog when he beat entire armies on his own?"
"Many of Justin's greatest achievements have required hours, possibly even days of preparation, which can hardly be compared to the sudden, and often random, encounters in Battle Royal. Keep in mind if we had given Justin prep-time, the same would have been done for Dusty."
"Justin was so close to victory, until he lost his head."
"The winner is Dusty Bumblejinks."
***NEXT TIME***
( Stan Starting )
"Next time on Battle Royal, as a Season Special, we're doing something a LITTLE different, by doing two people everyone wants to see kill each other, cause we hate them."
"Yep. Boy, I've been waiting for this forever! See you there!"
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