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Takashimo!
*round of applause*
Ok, I can't talk long 'cause you guys probably ees goona kill me for blablablablablablablablaing
ON WITH MORE FUNNIES!
"OOH LALA OHH, OHH LALA OHH, BOO GAGA LOO, MOO POPO, BOOOOOOOO!"
Graystripe sang to a fake-asleep Firestar, (*sigh* that's Firstar's sense of music)
Just then, in a sudden burst of light and a girly scream from Graystripe (hey dat rhymes!) da magical Ashfur-with-a-spanking-stick appears! Booooooooo *throws potato*.
"Now who shall be my first assistant?" Ashfur tried to say in a Johnny Depp voice which he epically failed.
"Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Screamed Squirrelflight who was sleep-walking (oops sorry sorry sorry *dodges boos and old shoes* I mean sleep-padding) and this time Ashfur did NOT fail anything because it is his hobby to spank cats whose names is Squirrelflight!
"Hey! My name is Squirrelflight too!" a random twoleg says.
Everyone ignores her.
Ashfur continues spanking a sleep-crying Squirrelflight.
"I SAID MY NAME IS ALSO SQUIRRELFLIGHT!" The twoleg thundered.
Still, everyone ignored her, she ran away crying and screaming and yelling and squawking, leaving behind a bottle of yellow shiny slime.
"Ooooooooooooh" Briarlight cooed.
"Shiiiiiiny!" With that, she grabbed the bottle and drank it all up. (EWWWWW)
Suddenly, her face went as red as Firestar's face-"Yo twin!" Firestar paused from where he was trying to drinking milk with a fork.
And then Briarlight's hind legs started to get longer and longer, at last, the fur disappeared and in its place was beautiful slender twoleg legs.
Suddenly, out of nowhere 3,000 male twolegs came to moon over Briarlight's legs, in which then Briarlight ran with super speed away from the clan, with the twolegs 3,042,945,967 miles behind her.
Later, Berrynose proposed to Squirrelflight, got kicked in the face by a drunk Bramblestar, then he proposed to Cinderheart, got punched in the butt by Lionblaze, proposed to Brightheart, got thrown 2,222 miles away be Cloudtail, proposed to Sorreltail, got his eyes clawed out by Brackenfur and so on until he finally gives up to go to Leafpool for the cure of getting rejected by girls, beat up be their mates, and 230,394,820,349,320,572,847,139,561 wounds. Which Leafpool obviously rejected in doing so Berrynose tried to attack her when out of nowhere; Crowfeather-da-boxer-boy appeared and said "Show me wat you got!"
By seeing the six-pack, big muscles Crowfeather has, Berrynose flew away while 56,803,498 she-cats popped out to claim him as their mate, but Crowfeather just toke off his costume for Halloween to kiss Leafpool.
The girls boooooooooooed and ran away crying.
"Now let us welcome DOVEWING-DA-PIXIE-GIRL" a random announcer screamed.
While only Bumblestripe is applauded, Ivypool booed so Dovewing hit her with pixie stick while chanting "bad sis bad sis bad sis bad sis etc. /"
The next day, Hazeltail woke everyone by screaming she was pregnant of Thornclaw's kits so Thornclaw fainted….
Bad disclaimer, I am going on vacation for 2 or 3 days so I will not be able to update, please review to tell me later on scenes and the names of Thornclaw and Hazeltail's kits. Tata!