Hello my fellow fanfiction people and welcome to the final chapter I don't own Invader Zim or any of these songs but I do own all the new characters in her. ENJOY!
Zim Eats Waffles Again
Setting 1 Dib's Room
Dib runs into his room like he did in "Zim Eats Waffles he begins to type things on his computer.
-Dib- finally I've got a real video camera in Zim's House. This time I will not be made a fool of. Mark my words Zim, even though you cannot hear them, I will discover you're next evil plan and destroy it. Hahaha… (Communicators come into his room like in "Zim Eats Waffles" and the record drives appear) O.k. now I just have to make sure everything is ready, and God willing that the record drives are working this time. (The record drives make a strange beeping sound.) Ahh there BROKEN AGAIN!1 IS THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AGAINST ME SAVING THE EARTH! DAMB… O.k. calm down Dib I'll just have to run the disc repair and hope that is gets done faster this time. Man I should really get a faster computer. This is the fate of the earth we are talking about. Anyway alright Zim prepared to be stopped by Earths only line of defense me. That sounded way better in my head. (An image of Zim's living room appears on the screen. Obviously the camera is on top of the TV. Let me explain what was in the game box. 1st of all there was a play station 2, a Dance Dance Revolution mate, the game itself, and of course Dib's camera and what Amethyst did is she obviously throw the camera to the side and it surprisingly landed on top of the TV. Dib can see Kierra still in her cat suit sitting on the couch and looking at the game's case. Amethyst is still in her disguise and she is trying to set up the game. She already has the mate out and the disc is already in the play station 2 and she is just trying to hook the plugs into Zim's TV. As for Gir he is bothering Amethyst like crazy.)
-Gir- Is it ready yet Little Master? Is it ready yet Little Master? Is it ready yet little master?
-Amethyst- Gir stop it. I'm never going to be able to finish setting this game up if you don't be quiet and why did you change out of your little brother outfit and put on your doggy suit?
-Gir- I don't know.
-Amethyst- (she groans) well despite your interference Gir the game is almost set up then we can start playing.
-Gir- Yeah!
-Kierra- A master why did you waste your earth munnyes on this game if you can just play it any time you want at the arcade? I mean from what I've read it really seems kind of primitive and not really worth your time and effort.
-Amethyst- Simple Kierra I am getting tried of always beating those pathetic humans I want a challenge for once and it's not a waste of my time and effort it's good exercise.
-Kierra- Whatever you say master.
-Amethyst- Exactly Kierra. Now with this last adjustment it should work.
-Machine's Speakers- Dance Dance Revolution!
-Gir- Yeah can I play first little master? Can I play first little master? Can I play first little master?
-Amethyst- No Gir you can not play first.
-Gir- But why?
-Amethyst- Because it's my game and I already bought you two suck monkeys today so I think I am entitled to play first.
-Gir- Okie-Dokie (he sits on the far side of the couch by the way Kierra is sitting on the other far side of the couch that is near the door)
-Amethyst- (she gets into position) O.k. lets see I guess I'll set the song setting for Rollout.
-Machine's Speakers- 1st stage
-Amethyst- (she reads the song's title) Happy Boys and Girls? That's a stupid title humans should never know happiness. Maybe choosing Rollout was not the best idea. Oh well maybe it will have a nice beat.
-Machine's Speakers- Lets step step Be happy...
Come on let's go get it on!
Be happy. Be happy...
Are you readdy? Come on let's go get it on!
Be happy...
Everybody let's go have some fun
I don't want to waste my time on simple little things
I'd rather stay here all the night with happy boys who sings
Come on let's go get it on, everybody let's go have some fun
I've got a feeling you could use a little smile,
Hoping you could stay there for just a little while
Making a lot of noise up there, throw your hands up in the air
I don't want to waste my time on simple little things
I'd rather stay here all the night with everyone who sings
Happy boys and happy girls, will be
We are the happy boys and girls
Happy boys and happy girls, will be
So happy, yeah! so, so happy, yeah!
Happy boys and happy girls, will be
We are the happy boys and girls
Happy boys and happy girls, will be
Oh yeah, so happy... (The Machine continues to play the song Happy Boys and Girls by aqua and Amethyst continues to play and Dib gets really annoyed)
-Dib- OH COME ON! Where's Zim is he even home right now? I don't want to watch you play Dance Dance Revolution all day Amethyst. At least take off your disguise or do something evil please.
-Machine's Speakers- Try it with a giggle it will make you look so nice
And if you start to warm, you can further break the ice
come on let's go get it on, everybody let's go have some fun
I've got a feeling you could use a little smile
Hoping you could stay there for just a little while
Making a lot of noise up there, throw your hands up in the air
I don't want to waste my time on simple little things
I'd rather stay here all the night with everyone who sings
Happy boys and happy girls, will be
We are the happy boys and girls
Happy boys and happy girls, will be
So happy, yeah! so, so happy, yeah!
Happy boys and happy girls, will be
We are the happy boys and girls
Happy boys and happy girls, will be
Oh yeah, so happy...Good Job!
-Amethyst- (She sits on the couch in between Gir and Kierra she looks exhausted but in a good way) Whoo that was quit a work out. I'm not too fond of the song lyrics but at least I got a double A as usual.
-Kierra- I still don't see what the big deal is master.
-Amethyst- (she stands up and glares at Kierra) That's it Kierra I've had it with your bad attitude as your master I order you to play this game then tell me what you think.
-Kierra- But master...
-Amethyst- Don't but me Kierra I said play.
-Kierra- FINE! I read the back of the game's case so I know how to play. (she gets into position) And I guess I'll choose Rollout as well. (she presses the mat controls)
-Amethyst- That's the spirit Kierra.
-Machine's Speakers- 2nd Stage
-Kierra- Best Friend? What that Master?
-Amethyst- I don't know Kierra I've never herd of this song before.
-Gir- Oh I know this song.
-Kierra and Amethyst- You do?
-Gir- Yeah it's great you'll like it a lot Kierra buddy.
-Kierra- I highly dought that Gir. I mean if my master does not know this song but you do then it is probably something really stupid.
-Machine's Speakers- Lets step step Hoo Ha!
Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah
Are you ready? Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah
Have you ever been in love? Hwah!
He's my best friend best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too?
He tickles in my tummy, hes so yummy yummy
hey, you should get a best friend too.
-Kierra- I was right it is stupid. I mean tickles in my tummy that's just dumb.
-Amethyst- Kierra quit worrying about the song lyric and pay attention and Gir don't you dare sing alone.
-Gir- Okie-Dokie
-Machine's Speakers- Hello baby can I see you smile?
I'm going to a party and its gonna be wild. (okay!)
Can I come, I am sitting alone
No, Friends are never alone (thats right!)
Maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
excuse me I could also be your girl
Lately, everyone is making fun
Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah!
He's my best friend best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too?
He tickles in my tummy, hes so yummy yummy
hey, you should get a best friend too. (a best friend) (the game continues and Kierra is not doing that bad then we turn are attention to Dib)
-Dib- This is so not fair. My one chance to save the earth and it is being ruined by the less evil alien maniocs. WHY!
-Machine's Speekers- Aloha baby lets go to the beach
Yeah! girls in bikini are waiting for me
But I was hoping for a summer romance
So why didnt you take a chance (okay!)
Maybe some pretty girls are in your world,
excuse me I could also be your girl
Lately, everyone is making fun
Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah!
He's my best friend best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too?
He tickles in my tummy, hes so yummy yummy
hey, you should get a best friend too. (a best friend)
Ooh oh oh come on boys!
Hoo Ha Hoo HA!
Ooh oh oh
You should get a best friend too
He's my best friend best of all best friends, do you have a best friend too?
He tickles in my tummy, hes so yummy yummy
hey, you should get a best friend too. (a best friend)
Hoo Ha! Hoo HA!
Hoo Ha! Hoo HA!
He's soooo sweet!
Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah nah! Good Job. (Kierra sits on the couch next to Amethyst and Kierra looks tried but in a good way)
-Amethyst- Great job Kierra you got a B.
-Kierra- Thanks Master this was a fun game I can see why you like it so much. Maybe I shouldn't of judged it.
-Amethyst- You see Kierra it's like the humans always say "Don't judge a book by it's cover"
-Kierra-What did you just say Master?
-Amethyst- I don't know Kierra. Mr. Elliot said it on Friday I was actually listening to his lectures for once. Normally I don't like to listen to his stupid human lectures because they're mostly about happy go luck humans living their happy go luck live and I don't want to her about that. Any way Gir it's your turn.
-Gir- (He stands up in joy.) Yeah! (he gets into position.) I is gonna choose this song.
-Amethyst- (She stands up with worry in her eyes.) No Gir not that song.
-Machine's Speakers- Final Stage
-Kierra- Master what's wrong with that song it sounds like a song you would like.
-Amethyst- I do like it Kierra but it's still a bad idea for Gir to play it.
-Kierra- Why Master?
-Amethyst- Well Keirra...
-Gir- Shh little master and Kierra buddy it's starting.
-Machine's Speakers- Lets step step Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...
Are you ready?
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
-Amethyst- Quick Gir turn it off before it's too late.
-Zim's voice throw out the base- AMETHYST!
-Amethyst- Now see what you've done Gir. (Zim comes into view of the camera with his human boy disguise on and he is glaring at poor Amethyst as Gir continues to play and we turn our attention back to Dib)
-Dib- At last Zim comes into the picture I was starting to think that planting a video camera inside Amethyst's Dance Dance Revolution game was a bad idea. Oh well at least now I can finally discover Zim's next evil plan. (we turn our attention back to Zim and Amethyst)
-Zim- Amethyst I thought I told you never to play that hideous song in my glorious presences ever again.
-Amethyst- I'm sorry Dad I did not know you where back from the space station and it's all Gir's fault any way. I'll pause the game. (She presses a button on the matt.)
-Machine's Speakers- Game Over!
-Gir- Nowhere did my game go. WHY! (he runs off crying)
-Zim- GIR! Get back here the time has come to discuss my next evil plan.
-Dib- (we turn our attention back to Dib) Yes this is it. (we go back to the screen)
-Zim- Amethyst explain yourself to Zim. What is this filthy human technology doing in our base. Isn't this that stupid human game that I helped you win against that vile human Kyle beast. Did you waste your Earth monies on sum more inferior human technology. WHY DO YOU DO THIS AMETHYST?
-Kierra- That's what I asked her.
-Amethyst- Why do you guys always have to judge me and Kierra I thought you told me you like this game. And as for you Dad I think maybe you should stop yelling at me for once and try this game because I think you've yelled at me enough these past couple of weeks and none of it has been inertly my fault so there. SO THERE! (she turns away from Zim)
-Zim- Fine Amethyst I'll try the game I mean if you, Kierra, and Gir can handle it then it should be no trouble at all for the amazing Zim.
-Amethyst- (she turns back to her father) Thanks Dad. (she pushes him into position) O.k. now all you have to do is just step on these arrows as they appear on the screen and...
-Zim- Yes yes that is very nice Amethyst but after this stupid human game we must discuss my next evil plan.
-Amethyst- O.k. Dad and I'll set the song setting for Rollout.
-Zim- Yes yes that's all well and good Amethyst lets just get this over with.
-Amethyst- O.k. Dad. (she presses the button and moves to the side)
-Machine's Speakers- 1st stage
-Amethyst- (she reads the song's title) Back From Mars? That sounds cool.
-Machine's Speakers- Lets step step Hey you, come with me, to a world of billionaires Are you ready?
See me, I'm da bomb, drinking champagne down at Pierre's
All the people that I'm meeting, are so friendly and perceiving
When they smile
Some are talking 'bout their feelings, and the stocks that they are dealing
So they cry, don't wanna say bye (The game continues and poor Zim is barley keeping up but at least he is trying and we go back to Dib)
-Dib- OH COME ON! Don't play some stupid game Zim I did not spend 50 buks on those cameras so I could watch YOU PLAY A STUPID GAME! (We go back to Zim who looks really tried he does not get this game at all)
-Machine's Speakers- I am coming back from Mars, where they drive in fancy cars
And the King he is okay, he is coming home today
I am coming back from Mars, where there are no cheap cigars
And Elvis has said, that I could be just like they are Nooo...Aw you couldn't make it. GAME OVER!
-Amethyst- Wow Dad you're really bad at this game.
-Zim- It's not my fault the filthy humans could not make a game that is worthy of my superior skills.
-Amethyst- Yeah that's it.
-Zim- Enough of this inferior human technology Amethyst the time has come to discuss my next evil plan.
-Amethyst- Ok Dad I'm all antenna what's the plan this time?
-Dib- Yes finally. Now I must show this to the Swollen Eyeball Net. I learned my lesson the first time. It is better to let them see it sooner rather than later. (He turned on one of the communicators and Agent Dark Booty came on the line.)
-Agent Dark Booty- What oh no… *Sign* Agent Mouth Man this had better not be one of your sick jokes like last time, because if it is then…
-Dib- No it's not. I got another camera inside the alien's house and this time they are about to discuss their evil plan.
-Agent Dark Booty- You had better be telling the truth or else. (He looked at the screen.)
-Zim- This time Amethyst we shall cripple the humans by destroying...
-Gir- (He comes into view of the camera with three plats of waffles one on his head and the other two in his hands.) Guess who made waffles.
-Zim- GIR! We haven't the time for your stupid waffles.
-Amethyst- Yah Gir we're discussing the next…
-Gir- WAAH!
-Amethyst- Enough we'll eat your stupid waffles Gir.
-Zim- Yah Gir just make silence.
-Gir- YEAH! (He gives Zim, Amethyst, and Kierra their waffle plates he puts Kierra's plat in her lab by the way) O.k. here some for you, you, and you and I go make some more now. (he runs off and constantly comes back with more waffles throw out this scene)
-Amethyst- (Zim groans as Amethyst says her lines and they both sit on the couch Amethyst is in the middle and Kierra is towards the door and Zim is toward the kitchen side of the couch.) Oy-vay
-Agent Dark Booty- Um Agent Mouth Man what is so evil about a boy and a girl and animals eating waffles?
-Dib- No wait they're…
-Agent Dark Booty- No I have had enough of this. This is more embarrassing then the time our trapped band of Gremlins got looks and terrorized the agency. At least they were real paranormal creature. Now I'm giving you one more chance if you call me again and it is pointless then you will be suspended for a week. (The transmission got cut.)
-Dib No wait…
-Kierra- (She looks at Gir as he continues to bring waffles.) Stupid Robot. (Amethyst and Zim begin to eat their waffles but Kierra just picks up her fork and looks at the waffles like she does not know what they are which is true.) A master what is this stuff?
-Amethyst- Oh it's just waffles Kierra it's the only human food that me and dad can eat without having horrible allergic reactions.
-Kierra- Oh (She takes a bite and a bubble comes out of her mouth.) A Gir why did a bubble just come out of my mouth?
-Gir- I don't know I like to use this stuff in the mix. IT MAKE BUBBLES! (He said holding up a soap thing.
-Kierra- Ew gross (She spits out the food) Master how can you eat this stuff?
-Amethyst- It's not that bad Kierra.
-Zim- Well this is fun but it is time to discuss my evil plan. This time I refuse to let my ingenious brain meats forget my plan. I don't want that to happen again.
-Dib- You and me both alien scum.
-Zim- Alright here is my plan… (Then we see the head of a giant snake that is dark blue with drak red stripes then the snake goes out of view and Zim looks towards the side) Eh? (and then in 3 2 1 the giant snake attacks Zim and Amethyst and Kierra jump off of the couch and Kierra drops her book) OH MIGHTY DUMB ONE OF THE GIANT GENETICALLY ENHANCED FLESH EATING DAEMONE SNAKES HAS ESCAPED. (the snake continues to attack Zim and now it has him in his coils and it is spinning him around and we go back to Dib)
-Dib- Oh man. (We go back to the screen)
-Amethyst- Don't worry Dad I'll help you. (Then all of a sudden the tail of another snake grabs Amethyst's leg.) What the? (then we can now see the snake and it lifts Amethyst into the air) AH ONE OF THE OTHER SNAKES HAS ME! Let me go you stupid snake. (she gets a good grip on the snake and bits it. The snake throws her to the side and then hisses at her and then it attacks her and puts her full body in its coils and begins to spin her around) AH KIERRA HELP ME!
-Kierra- Master why don't you just bight the snake again or us your phasing abilities to get free?
-Amethyst- (The snake begins to hit her on the couch) Because Kierra it tasted terrible and because this is a giant genetically enhances flesh eating daemon snake and it's emend to my powers. AND QUIT ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS AND JUST HELP ME!
-Kierra- O.k. Master. (she uses her jest to get up to where her master is because the snake just won't quit lifting Amethyst in the air and spinning her around. But then from out of no where this other snake attacks Kierra and starts spinning her around as it has her in it's coils) AH THE OTHER ONES GOT ME!
-Kierra, Amethyst, and Zim- GIR HELP US!
-Gir- (he throws pies at the snakes of all thing and the snakes just lick the stuff off their lips when the plate bowl comes off and they continue to hurt poor Amethyst, Kierra, and Zim then we go back to Dib)
-Dib-Yes this is awesome in so many ways. Now the Eye Balls have to believe and not suspend me. (He pushes a button on another one of those communicators)
-Agent Nessie- What oh no. Agent Mouth Man Dark Booty warned you. You better not be pulling another joke.
-Dib- I never joke about the fait of the world.
-Agent Nessie- We'll see. (They looked. But all they can see is Gir throwing waffles in the air and eating them one by one. Then one fell on his face and he laughed.)
-Agent Nassie –This is what you call not a joke? HA! That's it… What the no don't open that cage. (He ran and the transmission was cut.)
-Dib- Shoo…
-Gir- (As I say their names that is how they appear like in a line. Then Zim, Amethyst, and Kierra walk into view of the camera. Zim and Amethyst look in terrible shape their wigs are a mess and some of the skin on their heads is peeling off and Zim is bleeding green blood and Amethyst is bleeding purple royal blood. And Kierra looks no better her cat suit's ears look like they have been bit on and her tail is a little bent. They each sit on the couch) What happened?
-Zim- Eh they escaped. Are you alright Amethyst?
-Amethyst- I'm fine Dad are you ok?
-Zim- Yah I'm fine. I don't understand. How those stupid snakes could have possibly escaped? I thought I made there containment pod escape proof.
-Amethyst- Oh look on the bright side Dad at least all three of us are ok. You are ok aren't you Kierra?
-Kierra- Yeah I'm alright Master sorry I could not help you and your father but those snakes are really durable. I hope they weren't a part of your father's next evil plan.
-Amethyst- No I don't think they where Kierra. Where they Dad?
-Zim- No they weren't Amethyst but we will need a test subject. Gir bring us Nick.
-Gir- (He runs off supposedly to go get Nick but then he comes back with more waffles and puts them in Zim, Amethyst and Kierra's lap) These got chlorine and Irken chocolate in them. (Then he runs off)
-Amethyst- Well at least these got something good in them. (she and Zim continue to eat Kierra on the other hand puts her waffles on the floor and picks up her book and starts reading again) Hey Kierra what book are you reading?
-Kierra- I'm reading "Twilight" Master.
-Amethyst- Oh I heard about that book. It sounded good but I would much rather see the movie when it comes out. Even though I am a little concerned about the fact that it's about a... What are those monsters called again Kierra I forget?
-Kierra- Do you mean vampires Master?
-Amethyst- Yah that's what they're called. They scare me.
-Kierra- Don't worry Master I don't think they exist.
-Amethyst- Yah you're probably right Kierra only a complete idiot like the Dib would believe in vampires.
-Zim and Kierra- Yah you're right Amethyst/Master the Dib monkey/the large headed kid is a complete idiot.
-Amethyst, Kierra, and Zim- Ha-ha (we go back to Dib)
-Dib- MY HEAD'S NOT BIG AND I'M NOT AN IDIOT! (we go back to the screen)
-Gir- (he comes into view of the camera laughing) Ha-ha what we laughing about?
-Amethyst- Oh nothing Gir.
-Zim- GIR! WHERE'S NICK I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO BRING HIM?
-Gir- Oh yeah you did. I forgot I go get him now. (He runs off and brings Nick into the room on a stretcher like in Zim Eats Waffles.)
-Dib- He's still got that poor Nick kid as a human test subject I told Jessica we should of saved him when we had the chance. (We go back to the screen)
-Zim- Good work Gir you finally brought Nick neural experiment number 241. Now how shall we torture this filthy human before we experiment on him?
-Amethyst- I know let's feed him Gir's most disgusting waffles ever.
-Zim- Good idea Amethyst you're becoming more like me every day. Alright Gir now go bring us your most disgusting waffles.
-Gir- Okie-Dokie (He ran off then he came back with a plate full of waffles with mold and what looked like eyeballs in them instead of chocolate chip.)
-Zim- (He and Amethyst both covered their mouths in disgust.) Good work Gir these waffles are truly vile and disgusting.
-Kierra- Is that an eyeball?
-Gir- I don't know. Heee..
-Zim- Hahaha… Yes now let's make the human eat it.
-Dib- Ahh… Oh no that poor kid will die if he eats those waffles. (He presses a button on one of the communicators.) No the Eyeballs must help me put a stop to this insanity before it's too late. (The more time passed the closer the piece of waffle got to the kids mouth.) Agent Disembodied Head I need a mobile eye ball unit to...
-Agent Disembodied Head- Agent Mouth Man WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU RIGHT NOW WE HAVE PROBLEMS OF OUR OWN SO LEAVE US ALONE!
-Dib- Fine I'll try the FBI (he presses the button on another communicator. And then on the screen an Invader Zim version of the character Izzy from Total Drama Island appears on the screen)
-Izzy- Hello thank you for calling the FBI my name is Izzy home may I help you?
-Dib- I need your help there's a kid who's...
-Greg- (he comes into view) Izzy how did you get out of your cell? Agents get her. (FBI agents attack Izzy)
-Izzy- YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS! (she runs away and the agents follow her)
-Dib- WAIT I NEED YOUR HELP!
-Greg- (He comes back into view of the communicator.) What do you want kid?
-Dib- I need your help there's a kid who's...
-Greg- Wait aren't you Dib that kid who called us last year about this very same problem?
-Dib- Yes.
-Greg- Good stay right there we're sending someone over to beat you up for making us loose one of our best agents for something stupid and for making me lose track of one our most disturbed clients.
-Dib- But, that kid is still in trouble and the aliens are making him eat waffles with eyeballs in them.
-Greg- Alright fine we'll send someone over to investigate, but I mean it THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go put a straight jacket on someone who is even crazier then you.
-Dib- I'M NOT CRAZY!
-Greg- Whatever you say. (He hangs up and Dib looks back at the screen.)
-Zim- Alright it's time for you to meat your doom Filthy Human and… (Gir took the fork away from Zim and started running around the room.) GIR GIVE THAT BACK I AM TRYING TO TORTURE THIS STUPID HUMAN!
-Gir- KEEP AWAY YEAH!
-Zim- AHH I HATE THIS STUPID EARTH GAME! (He said as she started to chase Gir.)
-Dib- Good Zim's Evil Robot Dog Thingy is staling them, but is not enough I can't let them hurt that poor kid. (He press the button on another communicator and the Bloaty's Pizza Hog Guy comes on the screen)
-Bloaty's Pizza Hog Guy- Hello Bloaty's Pizza I am so happy you called. This is the happiest day of my life and…
-Dib- Fine there is no time to waste. I need you to deliver to this address right now. PLEASE A HUMAN'S LIFE IS AT STAKE!
-Bloaty's Pizza Hog Guy- O.k. your food will be there soon… YEAH! Oh help me I don't like being happy all the time why! (He hangs up.)
-Dib- Maybe I've bought some time the suspense is unbearable HURRY UP FBI! (Then we go back to the screen)
-Kierra- (She put her book out in front of Gir and he ran right into it and fainted on the floor.)
-Zim- Thanks Kierra. (He grabbed the fork from him and got a new piece of waffle.) And now the time has come human prepare to say good bye to your feeble human taste buds.
-Dib- NNNOOOO!
-Gir- MORE WAFFLE TIME! (He ran and got more Waffles.)
-Zim- No Gir I told you it is not waffle time IT IS TORTURE TIME!
-Gir- (He drops the waffles in his hand and they land toward the side but still in a perfect stack.) WAAH! WHAT ABOUT YOU LITTLE MASTER ARE YOU GANNA EAT THE WAFFLES I MADE FOR YOU?
-Amethyst- (She does the same thing that Zim did) No Gir I wanna see this human squirm.
-Gir- WAAHH! (He grabs two of the waffles that where on the plate and gets in the middle of Amethyst and Zim and starts hitting them with the waffles one in each hand.)
-Amethyst- Gir stop hitting me and dad with these stupid waffles. We really can't take any more we're starting to feel sick.
-Zim- YAH GIR STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AT ONCE!
-Gir- NO I MAKE WAFFLES FOR YOU GUYS AND YOU GUYS ALONE! WAAH! (he continues to hit them)
-Amethyst and Zim- ALRIGHT WE'LL EAT JUST ONE MORE PIECE! (Zim put the waffle and the fork on the ground and then he and Amethyst toke the waffles from Gir and start to eat.)
-Kierra, Amethyst, and Zim- (Kierra looked up from her book at her master and Zim eating the waffles and shacks her head but then she, Zim and Amethyst notice something) AH THE THE GIANT GENETICALLY ENHANCED FLESH EATING DEAMONE SNAKES HAVE ESCAPED AGAIN AND THEY CREATED AN ARMY OF CYBORG ZOMBIE SOLDIERS TO DO THEIR EVIL BIDDING. (the snakes and the cyborgs come at Zim, Amethyst, Gir and Kierra.) NO STAY BACK STAY BACK AHH! (one of the cyborgs bumps into the tv and the camera falls down there is sum static but then the image comes back and all we can see is Nick and shadowy versions of the chaos that is happening in the kitchen. Then we go back to Dib who begins to constantly hit the button on one of the communicators)
-Dib- Agent Dark Booty answer. AGENT DARK BOOTY! BOOTY! WHY NOT AGAIN! (We go back to the screen.)
-Nick- Oh it's horrible all the snakes rendering Zim and Amethyst's very flesh and poor Kierra was just throw out of her cat suit and now the cyborgs are beating her up. (Then the Bloaty's Pizza Hog Guy aperies in the room and Dib can see him.)
-Bloaty's Pizza Hog Guy- Hello Bloaty's Pizza Hog. Did you order a pizza kid. (then one of the snake attacks the pizza guy) AH LET ME GO! (the snake drags him into the kitchen and we can no longer see him and by the way the pizza guy was still holding the pizzas some how.)
-Nick- Sweet now the cyborgs are eating pizza. (Then an FBI agent burst through the door.)
-FBI Agent- FREEZE THIS IS THE FBI! Wow it looks like I got here just in time. (He runs into the kitchen and we can no longer see him all we can see is his shadow.) You green kids should know better then to play with snakes. AHHH!
-Nick- Cool now the FBI agent is being eaten alive by the snake babies that just flew in from the window. What's that thing Amethyst got?
-Amethyst- Don't worry Dad I have a plan. (She grabbed the waffles that were meant for torture.)
-Zim- No Amethyst those are meant for tortuer.
-Amethyst- It's the only way Dad. (She threw waffles at the snakes and they all exploded.)
-Agent Dark Booty- (He finally answers Dib's call.) What is it Moth Man? (She looks at the screen and all she can see is Gir and Nick eating waffles and we go back to her and Dib.) O.K. THAT IS IT YOU ARE SUSPENDED FOR A WEEK! (He hangs up)
-Dib- NO WAIT THERE WAS A MUTIENT AND CYBORGS AND PLEASE DON'T SUSPENED ME!... (The record drives make a sound) Yes the record drives are fixed. Finally! (He slams on the record button.) I can show it to the Eyeballs latter. Your waffle eating and Dance Dance Revolution days are over Zim and Amethyst. (We go back to the screen and Zim, Amethyst, and Kierra walk into the living room they all sit on the couch. Zim and Amethyst look even worse than before they are still bleeding and their wigs are still a mess and Amethyst dress is ripped and Zim's shirt is ripped. And as for Kierra she is in her cat suit and it looks even worse now it has holes in it)
-Amethyst- Well that was an incredible painful and unwanted experience are you ok Dad?
-Zim- Yah I'm alright Amethyst are you ok?
-Amethyst- More or less Dad, are you ok Kierra?
-Kierra- Yah I'm fine master it's a good thing the Utopians gave me that reassembling chip otherwise I don't think I would of survived that excruciatingly painful ordeal.
-Amethyst- Yeah the Utopians where really smart when they gave you that chip Kierra. Well this has been a weird day, but thank goodness for Gir's Waffles of Doom. The cybors were so scared after what happened to the snakes that they ran out the window to cause mayhem far away from us. HAHAHA!
-Zim- Yes yes that's all well and good Amethyst. But my evil plan... Hey I forgot what me evil plan was. Again man I have got to learn to start writing my ingenious plans down. Anyway Gir your waffles have sickened me fetch me the bucket.
-Gir- (He squalls and runs off.)
-Amethyst- Kierra Gir's waffle sickened me too so fetch me my bucket.
-Kierra- (She salutes) Yes Master. (She runs off to get Amethyst's bucket and we turn our attention to Dib who is shaking his computer)
-Dib- NO WHAT ABOUT THE PLAN? YOU NEVER GET TO THE PLAN, THIS IS INSANE! (Then Amethyst and Zim throw up in their bucket but we can't see it all we can see it Dib making a grossed out face but we can hear it) Ew gross and I thought watching Zim and Amethyst throw up individually was bad. That was just gross. Hey what's Amethyst actually smart weird robot cat thingy doing near my camera? (Kierra picks up the camera) A master I know your busy throwing up at the moment but I found this instruction manual to your game what do you want me to do with it?
-Amethyst- Isn't it obvious Kierra destroy it no one ever reads the manuals and don't talk to me about Dance Dance Revolution right now because, even though the game is surprisingly still in mint condition, I really don't want to do anything that involves exercise I'm just way too sick right now (she starts to throw up again)
-Kierra- Yes Master. (She puts the camera on the floor and takes off the head part of her disguise and fires her laser eyes at the camera)
-Dib- No my new spy camera. (he begins to type stuff on his computer) Oh well at least I have something recorded on disc it wasn't a total loss. (then Gaz comes in)
-Gaz- Dib you left me at the arcade all alone and Dad took away my Game Slave 2 and it's all your fault you're going to pay for that.
-Dib- No wait Gaz I finally got proof that Zim and Amethyst really are alien.
-Gaz- First of all Dib I don't care and second of all you are still going to pay.
-Dib- NO GAZ AH! (she starts to beat him up and she nocks him into his record drives and into his computer then Professor Membrain calls up to them)
-Professor Membrain- Son, Daughter food is ready and I think I was too hard on you daughter I'll give you back your game.
-Gaz- (she stops beating up Dib) I'm letting you live this time Dib but only because Dad gave me back my game but if you ever make me loose me game again you will suffer horribly. (she leaves)
-Dib- (he looks pretty beat up and his stuff is in shambles. He lifts his hands up in the air in sorrow) NNNOOO! Whatever. (he leaves to go get food but he does not look very happy)
The End
-Me- Well that was it Fanfiction people I hope you all enjoyed it and about my next episode first of all I plan to release it on December 5 if everything goes according to plan and second of all there is a special surprise in the next episode for the fallowing great reviewers SingSong2020, Chaos of the asylum, JoeMerl, CookieLuvahhXD, and last but not least Invader Kathy Starsky. Each of you have been fantastic fanfiction people to me and now it is my turn to return the favor so be on the lookout for my next episode Amethyst's 1st and Most Horrible Almost X-Mas Ever until then enjoy these song fanfictions Zim's One Little Slip and It'll be the end of the world invaderzimfannumber1 then send me plenty of review and all my main characters, except Dib who is not allowed in my house for two weeks after what he did to me would like to say something.
-Zim- It's time to turn off the light
This has been such a horriblr night
We've served you a lot of delights
And some really painful sights
-Amethyst- All you filthy humans out there, this is the end
So long and see you soon again
Bye bye, kissing not
Someday we will be back together
-Kierra, Amethyst, Gir, and Zim- Goodbye to the chaose
We hope you enjoyed the show
Now it's nearly at the end
But we will be back, you know
We will be back, you know
We will be back, you know
-Gir- You have given us all of the best
You are beating inside our chest
Staying with us as time has gone by
Gave us hope when tide was high
-Kierra- My friend, this is the end
So long and see you soon again
Bye bye, kissing you hi
Someday we will be back together
-Kierra, Amethyst, Gir, and Zim-Goodbye to the chaose
We hope you enjoyed the show
Now it's nearly at the end
But we will be back, you know
-Amethyst-The band played on, from dusk to dawn
And time is almost gone
The beat goes on, it's almost done
This music marathon
We will be back, you know
We will be back, you know
-Kierra, Amethyst, Gir, and Zim-So
Goodbye to the chaos
We hope you enjoyed the show
Now it's nearly at the end
But we will be back, you know
So
Goodbye to the circus
We hope you enjoyed the show
Now it's nearly at the end
But we will be back, you know
We will be back, you know
We will be back, you know
-Amethyst and Zim-WE'LL BE BACK ALL YOU FILTHY INFERIOR HUMANS WORM BABIES OUT THERE HA-HA!