Alright…still little to no reviews….This is making me a sad Monkey.

I've got to be Very Honest, I'm having trouble writing the filler and Explanation chapters, because all I have in my mind, is bigger picture stuff, for Major plot points and fights and Events and stuff. It's hard just to just jump ahead and start writing that, But I know that the more I write in these Chapters, the more things I'm going to have to change later on.


Beast Boy woke up in his own room dazed and confused. His mind was covered with a thick cloud of 'what the hell happened last night?' He pulled himself out of his covers and found he was on the bottom bunk of his bed.

"That's not right" he paused "I always sleep in the top bunk." he mumbled to himself before things started to make sense. He'd gone on a search of someone to spend time with, when he found out that Arachnia wasn't the best example of a hero, and now neither was he.

"Oh man Robin is gonna kill me!" The green teen moaned before changing out of his uniform from yesterday, into a new clean one.

Heading out into the hall, he rubbed his face, trying to wipe away tiredness and guilt. What would Terra think of him now?

"It's doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H. I. M." a voice floated in through the kitchen

"Just put your paws up, 'cause you were born this way baby!" the voice grew louder, or that might just be because Beast Boy was rushing to see who was singing while cooking. The doors swished open, and there was Arachnia dressed in black shorty shorts and a grey tank top which were clearly her pajamas. She was singing and dancing in front of the stove.

"My mama told me when I was young, we're all born superstars. She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on, in the glass in her boudoir." Arachnia sang along to her iPod, the lime-green cords swing about with her movements. Her voice wasn't amazing, it was just decent really. She didn't crack glass, or make dogs howl, but she wouldn't be wining a karaoke contest anytime soon either.

"There's nothing wrong with loving who you are, she said, 'cause he made you perfect babe." She flipped a pancake. She was completely aware that Cyborg and Robin where on the couch channel surfing, and Raven was meditating in the large bay window. Beast Boy took a seat at the table and watched her move about the kitchen. She had a funny sort of way about her. It wasn't conventional, and it certainly wasn't graceful, she tripped over her feet a few times in her improvised dance routine.

In the end of it though, she had managed to create enough pancakes to fill an army, or two Cyborgs, which even ate more.

She pulled out her iPod and turned it off, wrapping the cord around it before inhaling deeply.

"BREAKFAAAASSSTTTTTTTT" Wracked trough the tower with so much force Beast Boy was certain Jump City heard it.

"More than half of us where in the same room as you." Raven growled.

"Yeah, but Starfire wasn't." Arachnia said, like it was the clearest thing on the planet. All the Titans sat at the table, eating the pancakes slowly trough the morning grogginess.

Beast Boy was only halfway through his fourth pancake when the alarm went off.

"Titans! You have 5 minutes to get dressed and meet back here!" Robin shouted leaping up from the table, already dressed. He rushed over to the computer to try and figure out what was going on. Cyborg stuck along, it wasn't like he had a costume.

The rest of the Titans ran to their rooms.


"Shorts, belt, shirt, shoes and last but not least, mask. All set!" I said, checking off my mental list before rushing back to the living room.

"So, who is it this time?" I asked, finding I was the last one ready.

"We don't know. Just that explosions are going off in the warehouse district." Robin said, frowning. "Titans! Go!"

We all left the tower in the ways that suited us the most. Cyborg drove the T-Car, Raven sitting the passenger seat, Beast Boy became a Cheetah, Robin took his R-Cycle, and Starfire flew of course. I swung from lamppost to lamppost, building to building, while enjoying the wind in my hair. The sun was hidden behind thick dark storm clouds.

Flinging myself into the air, I landed safely by rolling front over back, catching myself in a crouching position on the edge of the warehouse roof overlooking a burnt out car. Evidently it was the Source of the first explosion.

We leapt onto the ground and headed towards the smoldering wreckage presumably to see if there were any corpses in there, when something moved in the shadows.

"Hey!" Robin called out, just to see if they knew anything, but the shadow ran off, "Titans!"

As we turned the corner, Robin leading the way, the shadowy man leapt out of nowhere and kicked Starfire into a wall.

Recovering from the surprise attack Robin threw some boomerang blades to the figure to possibly pin him to the wall, but it was to no avail. The man kicked one into the side of a pipe, which started shooting steam into the alley.

"Titans! Inside!" Robin said as we escaped the burning steam into a warehouse that was dimply lit.

We arrived inside a large warehouse filled with large metal boxes of who-knows-what. Robin threw flares all over the place, making it a bit more easier to see. "Separate, track him down he is in here!" Robin yelled and ran into the shadows.

"Wait! Guys isn't that what he wants to do?" I asked to no avail, they all separated into the darkness.

This was a terrible idea. I had to track at least one of them down. I webbed the ceiling before hanging of it. I saw a few flashes of a sonic cannon from this high up and webbed my way there.

Cyborg was fighting the man, dodging a few kicks before launching another blast. However the man just dodged like he had done it loads of times. He kicked Cyborg in the chest and threw something in his chest. Cyborg cried in pain and fell to the ground as lightning arced off of him. The man ran off and I landed beside the half-robot.

There was something on his chest that wouldn't get off, and was sucking his energy away. I quickly webbed it off and it landed in my hand. I webbed it to my hip.

"Thanks Nia" Cyborg said as he got to his feet shakily. "I couldn't even touch him. It was like he knew everything I had."

I helped him up "I'm going to help the others, you okay?" I heard some more blasts and an elephant noise, whoever it was he was possibly fighting a few more Titans.

I webbed the ceiling and went to the source of the fighting, and was nearly hit by Starfire's energy bolts. "Oh friend Arachnia I am sor-" she was cut off from the guy tackling her and hitting her in the head. I landed beside her and he took off.

Starfire was out cold, the guy wasn't messing around. An elephant bugled again and was chasing the guy again into a large clearing. Robin was able to get a few hits on the man too. I wasn't getting any of this fight and it was annoying me.

Then I realized that the man had been ignoring me all this time. I accidentally brushed the device on my hip that held a part Cyborg's energy. I was sure it was still containing it… and what if it was released? I web-slung it to the ground near the man and he severely flinched and started running away.

"Arachnia! Web him to the wall!" Robin cried, the man about to make a run for it. I did as I was told, and shot with both wrists. The large body stuck to the wall and wiggled about unhappily.

"Now! Why are you blowing up cars? Why did you attack us?" Robin said, nearing the man. The sun moved out from behind the clouds, casting light through the rafters on the man's face.

It was a mask, with a copper hue.

"Slade bot." Cyborg hissed. "Figures"

"Slade bot? What's a Slade bot?" I asked.

"A robot sent out by Slade to cause trouble."

"Okay" I leaned over and whispered into Beast Boys ear. "You better tell me who the hell Slade is once we get home…"

He nodded absent-mindedly.

The head of the Slade bot opened and morphed into a screen, appearing to a man. Half his masked face was hidden darkness, the other half a copper sort of color that matched the bot. "Hello Titans." his voice just sounded like liquid rape.

"Slade." Robin snarled.

"I know I've been away for a while. I needed to get away from all that Brotherhood of Evil nonsense." He said, sounding rather unimpressed with, well, everything.

"Why are you back!" Robin almost yelled.

"Why else? I want to destroy the city and your silly little team. Speaking of… I see you have a new member. No wonder the bot was a little bit less… efficient. I do hope I get to meet her in person some time. Let's all hope she doesn't turn out like the last one shall we?"

"LEAVE TERRA OUT OF THIS!" Beast Boy snapped, about to smash the robot himself, but Robin held him back.

"What are you planning?"

"All in good time, Robin." and with that, the screen fizzed to static. The chest plate opened up, and a countdown started. 6...5...4...

"TITANS RUN!" Robin shouted, turning sharply and booking it. Cyborg followed his lead. Raven and Starfire floated into the sky, Beast boy morphed into an eagle and took up, and I web slung away. The force of the explosion rocked the city, a large flame cloud reaching the skies.

"Calling all Titans." Robins coice called from my hip and I picked up my communicator. I had found refuge on the top of a lamppost, webs holding me in place. "Is everyone alright?"

"I'm okay." Raven replied.

"All good." Cy moaned.

"I am unharmed." Starfire added

"Peachy." Myself.

"Never better." Beast Boy's voice sounded tense with repressed rage.

"Let's meet back at the tower. Titans out."


"So can someone explain to me who the fuck this Slade dude is and why he wants to kill us?" I asked, dropping onto the couch.

"Our biggest enemy." Robin snarled. "He's been targeting us and our city since we first formed up."

"He seems to have this goal of getting Robin to help him take over the city as well." Cyborg said bitterly.

"So let me get this straight. Slade, from what he sounds like, is an older man, whose greatest enemies are a group of children, the leader of whom he has a bizarre fixation on?" I asked, making sure I had my facts right.

"Pretty much." Raven groused.

"So…He's a pedophile rapist who wants in Robins spandex pants?"

Beast boy giggled in the corner.

Robin glared fire balls at me.

"Friend Raven, what is this, Pedo-file?"

"And I've cause my mischief for today." I smiled brightly, patting myself on the back for a job well done in my never ending quest to deflower Starfire's virgin mind.

"I'm going to go do some research. " Robin growled, storming out of the room.

"Ummm Cyborg?" I asked, looking over at him.

"Yeah?"

"What was he talking about when he said the last Titan? That seemed to be pretty important…"I trailed off, flinching a little as Beast boy followed Robin's lead and left the room. His reaction as the only reason I asked.

"You see a year or two ago now we found a girl in the desert. Her name was Terra, and she could control earth. She wasn't really in control of her power, and left to go train. She came back in complete control and joined us as a permanent member. Her and Beast Boy really had something. He was totally in love with her." I raised an eyebrow, something twisting inside of me, making me rather uncomfortable. "But she betrayed us. She let a hundred of Slade bots into our tower while we were sleeping. Her and BB had gone off on a date, so they weren't there for the attack. While on the date, he found out that she'd been a spy for Slade the whole time. He got mad. Said she never had any friends with the Titans. Her and Slade took over the city for a brief time, until we fought them off. In the final fight with them we ended up in a giant underground lava chamber. She betrayed Slade. She pushed him into the lava, and then stopped the volcano from erupting and destroying the city. Her body turned to stone, and now she's a statue underground. Beast Boy visits her whenever he can. He thinks we don't know, but we can tell." Cyborg finished off, looking upset.

"Poor Beast Boy." I paused, "something like that's gotta fuck up his sense of trust." I added.

"Yeah, he hasn't shown signs of even finding someone attractive since."

"Hold up, so him and Raven don't have a thing?" I whispered because Raven was in the far side of the room reading.

Cy looked upset. "Of course not!"

"Why so Defensive?" I smiled, breaking the tension. "Does Cyby-wyby have a wittle crushy crush?"

"NO!" He cried, turning bright red.

"Awwwwsss~" I cooed.

"What about you?" He snapped.

"What about me?" I asked, tilting my head.

"Why so many questions and Concerns about Beast Boy?"

"….I'm going to the Bathroom now." I said, standing up sharply.

"HA! I knew it!" Cyborg cried, fist pumping.

"I don't know what you're talking about." I mumbled, making my way out of the room. As I turned around, just before the doors closed I shouted. I rushed down the hall and nearly ran into my room.

Locking myself into my bathroom, I stared into my mirror.

"Is he right? Do I have a crush on BB?" I asked, frowning at my reflection. "Okay let's see. He's cute, he's taller than me, but what the hell, everyone here is. His jokes can be really funny sometimes and he's been really nice to me ever since I got here. His eyes are the nicest color of green I've ever seen and holy fuck I have a crush on Beast Boy."

Exhaling sharply, I let my mind race over the fact that yes; I do indeed have a slight, minuscule crush on my green skinned team mate. Alright, I can handle that, can't I? Uggh, I need a bath. Calm myself down and just think things over. Besides, I missed my shower this morning because of the Slade bot.


I headed down the hallway towards Arachnia's room. I wanted to see if maybe I could smoke some more of that pot with her. I needed to get my mind off Terra right now…just thinking about her made my chest tighten. I paused outside her door before knocking.

No answer.

I knocked again, louder this time.

Still nothing.

Is she okay? Frowned and morphed into a fly and flew under the crack and made my way around her room. it was Empty. Her Bathroom door was shut. What if she had fallen and hurt herself? What is she was out cold! I buzzed my way over to the top of the door, and morphed into a tiny spider. Slowly I slipped through the cracks. Once I made it into the bathroom, I realized why she never answered the door. She was in the bath, music coming from the speakers that Cyborg had installed in the ceiling.

'I should leave…I should get out of here right now and pretend it never hap- Hello what is she doing?'

I watched, frozen in spot as Arachnia dipped her hand before the water, her fingertips making their way between her legs. She had her eyes closed, clearly fantasizing as she moved her hand. It was hard for me to tell just what she was doing exactly, her thighs where in the way and the water was rippling making everything distorted. Whatever she was doing, it seemed pleasurable enough, for she bit her lip muffling a soft whimper.

Oh holy fucking shit, I know what she is doing.

Fuck, I shouldn't be watching this, I shouldn't be watching this! Her large breasts heaved as he breathing grew more intense, her arm moving faster. She seemed to be rocking her hips a little, moaning a little louder. I have to get out of here! There's no way I should be watching this! She'd eat me alive if she knew I was here! Female spiders eat male spiders! Scrambling back the way I came, I left her room and thought of changing into a cheetah just to get out faster. I got back to my room in record time, morphing back to human form. Glancing down at myself, I realized, I had my own problem to take care off.

I'd go back and ask for some weed later…I had to fix this first.


Okay spider monkeys. I'd really love some feedback…I need to know what I can improve. Anyway! See you next time!