Amalthea: *Snickers* Ok this popped into my head after reading Pray by The Unbelievable. This will be somewhat similar with one KEY difference; Nnoitra is going to a FEMALE Harry Potter! I need your guy's input though through a vote! So with further stalling...KON HIT IT!
KON: Amalthea does not own Bleach, Harry Potter or any Songs that appear! All she owns is her Version of FemHarry/Nnoitra and a heavy backpack she uses to store drawing stuff! Please vote in her in-story Poll and READ & REVIEW her stories! Fanart is very welcomed.
Amalthea: Ok here is the vote, who should FemHarry and FemAizen be paired with? (Ulquiorra is NOT a choice this time for the pairing...)
Nnoitra's pairing choices
Szayel/Nnoitra: 15
Kenpachi/Nnoitra: 14
Szayel takes the vote for being paired with Nnoitra!
Aizen's pairing choices...
Sirius/Aizen: 10
Snape/Aizen: 11
Remus/Aizen: 7
The first one to 15 votes will win!
*Nnoitra's female Name means Seasoned Warrior in old English*
*Nnoitra will be known as Ailith from now on...*
Ch.4
Ailith whistled softly as she looked around the large hall then she looked up at the Starry ceiling as a shooting star shot over head and said "Ok that's fucking cool!"
Ailith then noticed an old hat being placed a stool that had been brought to the front and quietly asked Draco "What's with the old looking hat?"
Draco chuckled and told her that it was called the sorting hat and it was how they sorted the first years; Ailith snickered and said "So how is this thing work exactly? It sounds really dumb to use a hat to sort us..."
Just then a Rip near the brim of the hat opened as the hat began to sing...
Oh you may not think I'm pretty, You can keep your bowlers black, There's nothing hidden in your head You might belong in Gryffindor, You might belong in Hufflepuff, Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw, Or perhaps in Slytherin So put me on! Don't be afraid!
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
your top hats sleek and tall,
for I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
and I can cap them all.
The Sorting Hat can't see,
so try me on and I will tell you
where you ought to be.
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
if you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
for I'm a Thinking Cap!
All Ailith could think was "What the Fuck?" as the hat finished and the sorting began, Ailith bounced lightly on the balls of her feet as she waited for her turn and then heard "Ailith Potter-Aizen!"
She walked up to the stool confidently and sat down as the hat was placed on her head and then heard "Well now...Never thought that a reincarnated Espada level hollow would enter these halls. Now where to place you..."
That hat sat there for a good 15 minutes until it yelled "Slytherin!"
Everyone was in shock as Ailith gently took the hat and set it down on the stool then headed for her new house table, she laughed softly at the looks on the other kids' faces and sat down beside Draco who had scooted over for her. Ailith then chirped evilly as she noticed a pug faced girl that Draco was trying to ignore on his other side, "Hey Draco, what did you think about what we did on the train?"
Draco quickly got the joke and said "Meh, could used a little more time for it..."
Ailith noticed the others looking at them in shock as Ailith put the cherry on top and said "Next time we bring in the big gun..."
Pansy then fainted as Draco nodded and the two jokesters looked at each other, they then started laughing as Ailith said "Omg...Too funny! By the way Draco...how was the book I lent you on the train?"
Draco grinned and said "It was excellent but I'm only a quarter of a way through the book...you mind if I borrow it tonight and return it in the morning?"
Ailith grinned and said "Not at all, I'm glad you enjoy it!"
One of the first years then asked "what book did Miss Potter lend you, Draco?"
Draco chuckled and said "She convinced me to try reading a muggle Fantasy Novel called The Hobbit; I do have to say that it is an excellent read filled with lots of Action scenes and that sort of stuff."
The boy who asked looked surprised and then smiled as he asked Ailith "Anything you recommend for me, Miss Potter?"
Ailith grinned and asked "Well, what are you into?"
Blaise chuckled and said "I'm more into horrors then anything but I have never found any good ones in the Wizarding world..."
Ailith grinned and said "I think I have the perfect book and author for you!"
Ailith then reached into her permanently expandable book bag she had brought with her and pulled out a white book with the Picture of a Clown and the Title of "IT" on it, She passed it to Blaise and said "I highly recommend that you DON"T read that book before bed...I made that mistake and never will again."
Blaise looked confused until he read the back and said "Ok, this summary has my interest now...I'll give it a try and then return the book to you when I'm done."
Ailith laughed and nodded in amusement as she said "That's fine with me..."
She then noticed a familiar old man looking at her and blinked as she said softly to Draco "Who's the old, colorblind man up at the staff table?"
Draco took one look and said "That's the headmaster, Albus Dumbledore..."
Ailith looked at the man then let her eyes wander over the other teachers when her scar then erupted in pain as she looked at the teacher with the turban on his head, She let loose with a soft violent swear as she grabbed her forehead causing some people to look at her strangely and she passed it off as a sudden migraine. She sighed and rubbed her temples gently to relieve the pain when she heard some words she dreaded "Now let us sing the school song before you head off to bed."
Ailith groaned as did the others when Dumbledore said "Everyone, pick your favorite tune and off we go!"
Ailith plugged her ears as the tone deaf idiots sang,
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald,
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling,
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot.
Ailith sighed when the song was over and they all trekked down to the common room where they were told that the password was Viper and were greeted by Professor Snape who told them the rules and guidelines of Hogwarts and of Slytherin house. They then were told to head to bed and to be early for breakfast. Ailith was the first girl into the dorm and grabbed the best bed first before Pansy who started throwing a fit, Ailith sighed then told her to shut up which made Pansy screech at her so Ailith then cussed her out on her behavior to the other girls' amusement. Ailith smirked as the pug faced girl stopped screeching at her and stared in shock at her, Ailith then told her "Just go to bed, you're grumpy!"
The next day...
Ailith got up early and put on her jogging suit before heading down stairs and out of the common room, she made her way outside and began to jog the outside of the castle. She was going around on her second time when she looked at the position of the sun and realized she would have to stop if she wanted to get ready for her first day at school; she slowed down as she approached the entrance to the castle and walked in to the Caretaker and his cat walking through the Entrance hall. Filch blinked and scowled at her as he said rudely "What are you doing up so early?"
Ailith smiled and said "Doing my morning Jog as usual, Sir."
Filch blinked as Ailith then noticed the cat staring at her and smiled, Filch watched her pull out a bag of kitty treats and offer a few to Ms. Norris. The cat quickly took them and dashed back to the Caretaker who was surprised as Ailith laughed softly and said "See you later, Caretaker-san."
Ailith then jogged back to the common room then quietly headed up to her dorm where she found everyone still asleep, she shook her head and quickly grabbed her uniform then headed to the bathroom for a nice hot shower. She grinned and started the water after stripping her track suit off, she stepped under the water and sighed as it relaxed her slightly sore muscles. She then washed her body as she wondered how her mother was doing and sighed, she then rinsed her body and washed her hair before rinsing again then turned off the water. Ailith was soon ready in her uniform when she opened her trunk and pulled out a jewelry box, she pulled out a pair of rhinestone earrings and a black matching choker that had a silver bell studded with rhinestones in a single line. Ailith put them on with ease then brushed her hair before she plaited it into a French braid; she then grinned and grabbed her book-bag before heading down for breakfast.
Snape was already up and sitting at the table as he sipped his coffee while reading the muggle newspaper, he noticed her and nodded his head as she gave a wave before sitting at the table. He watched as she grabbed some fruit, oatmeal and toast for breakfast then pulled out a potions book on preparing and gathering ingredients and started to read. Snape chuckled softly as he wondered when she had bought that book without him seeing, he shook his head then returned to his newspaper as more and more students stumbled into the Great hall like Zombies. Ailith chuckled as the teachers then began to pass out their class timetables, Ailith thanked her head of house as Blaise and Draco joined her and got their Timetables. Blaise then said "That book you gave me is scary as hell! Where can I find more of his books?"
Ailith laughed and laughed as she said "Any Muggle bookstore has them...you'll find them under suspense and Horror."
Blaise nodded as they noticed the time and headed to their first class...
Ailith sighed in relief as the school day ended and sat down in the common room to write a letter to her mother about her first day, Ailith just ignored the noise level with ease as she continued to write to her mother. She soon finished and hurried off to the owlery to get Senshi to deliver the letter, she then headed back down to the common room when the red head from the train stepped out from behind a suit of armor. Ailith sighed and told him to leave her alone when he then fired a spell at her that she easily dodged, Ailith just kept dodging the spells when Ms. Norris came around the corner and yowled. Filch came running around the corner and grabbed Ronald's arm as he said "What in hell is going on here?"
Ailith explained what happened and was sent on her way back to the common room while Filch took Ronald to his head of house, Ailith snickered as Ronald tried blaming her but Filch wouldn't hear it. She then hurried the rest of the way to the common room right on time for curfew. She went up and got ready for bed before doing her Mediation to the other girls' curiosity; she then stopped after about half an hour and lay down before rolling over and going to sleep. She was soon lost in peaceful dreams as she dreamed of Szayel and Telsa back in Los Noches...