Author's Note: Hi! Sorry it took so long to update! I promise to work on my other story, Ghost in the Xiaolin Temple ASAP. I just need to work on this one too.

Reigan: Not to mention you still need to finish TWO TV series now!

Alice: AND finish Harry Potter.

Reigan: AND!

Me: Ok! I get it! Geez!

Alice: Wait, what two TV series?

Reigan: Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Whose Line is it Anyway? with Drew Carey.

Alice: …

Me: I do not own Xiaolin Showdown, but I own Alice and Reigan!

Reigan: NOOO! YOU DO NOT!

Me: *sigh* Anyway, enjoy this next chapter!

Chapter Four: Interview with Master Fung and Dojo continued

*Screen goes light again, audience claps, but only Alice and Reigan are sitting down*

Alice: *after crowd calms down* We are sorry, but Master Fung decided to use the bathroom right after the commercial ended.

Reigan: Yes, and uh, *sly grin, chuckles* before the show I heard that Dojo wanted to talk to Clay about something. And I couldn't help but notice that he was…. Nervous.

Alice: ….. your point?

Reigan: Hmmmm, how about while we're waiting we do a little spying?

Alice: And how do you suppose we do that?

Reigan: I took the liberty of installing a camera in the bowl of flowers we have in the dressing room.

Alice: WHAT?

Reigan: *turns to crowd* Who would like to hear Dojo and Clay's private conversation?

Crowd: YAYYY!

Alice: But Reigan-

Reigan: Oh! Don't be such a worry wart! *Grabs a remote from their desk and turns to the wall behind them and presses a button, a screen comes down* Are we ready?

Everyone: YEAH!

Alice: *nervously* I don't know-

Reigan: OK! *presses the On button, Dojo and Clay pop on the screen. Clay is sitting down on a couch while Dojo is nervously chewing on his nails on a table*

Clay: Well, what did ya wanna talk 'bout lil' buddy?

Dojo: *stops chewing his nails and grabs Clay by the collar* CLAY! IT'S HORRIBLE!

Clay: What?

Dojo: I need to tell someone! I almost told those two and the audience out there!

Clay: 'Bout what? And let go of me!

Dojo: Sorry, *lets go of him* I need to tell someone about what happened a few days ago!

Clay: But why did you come to me?

Dojo: Well I couldn't go to Omi! He doesn't understand this kind of thing!

Clay: What about the others?

Dojo: I couldn't tell Master Fung! Heaven knows what he'll do! And I couldn't go to Kimiko or Raimundo because, well…. *crowd and Reigan practically fall off their seats while Alice glances around nervously* it involves them…

Clay: What do ya mean?

Dojo: *deep breath* Well, a few days ago Raimundo and Kimiko came up to me and asked me to drop them off at Walmart, and it was already passed 9:00 at night so I asked them why and Kimiko said because they needed some stuff from the store. So being the gullible (A/N: Did I spell that right?) dragon that I am, I told them to hop on and on the way there I glanced back and saw that Raimundo was holding Kim's hand, *crowd of girls squeal, including Reigan* At first I thought nothing of it. But then when I was passing a little park they told me to drop them off down there. Then I started getting suspicious. But I dropped them off at the park anyway and asked them why, and Raimundo said that it was a short cut and that it might be weird having a whole bunch of people seeing a dragon dropping a couple of kids off at Walmart. I agreed and told them to meet me back here in an hour. So then they started walking away, I was gonna do the same thing, *Dojo gets more nervous* but then I heard giggling so I turned back around and I saw Raimundo lift Kim off the ground,

Clay: Yes?

Crowd and Reigan: *squealing*

Alice: *looks around nervously, and sees the remote*

Dojo: Then she turned to him and, and!

Everyone: WHAT!

Doho: Clay! They ki- *screen goes black *

Reigan: *crowd groans* WHAT? *looks around, Alice is holding the remote* What the *bleep* was that for Alice?

Alice: I'm sorry! I just feel like we shouldn't be doing this!

Reigan: Give. Me. The. Remote.

Alice: *gets up from chair* Now Reigan, you know I don't want you to ruin this interview. *Reigan gets up from chair and Alice slowly moves away*

Reigan: *moves closer* I'm not. I just want to know what Dojo is about to say.

Alice: No! I don't want to spy on them!

Reigan: Give me the remote! *Lunges at the remote*

Alice: *Moves away* NO! *They start chasing each other around the stage, they stop and Alice is at one end of the table while Reigan is at the opposite end*

Reigan: If you don't give me that remote I'll- I'll-

Alice: You'll what?

Reigan: I'll tell everyone what you did when we interviewed Jonathan Taylor Thomas! *Alice gasps* HA!

Alice: You wouldn't!

Reigan: Or would I? *turns to camera* Yeah! Last year when we met Jonathan Taylor Thomas, this is what she said and did, and I quote, 'Jonathan Taylor Thomas, I am in truly, madly, deeply in love with- AAAHHHH! *Alice jumps on her and they end up rolling around on the floor fighting*

Alice: DO NOT TELL THEM THAT!

Reigan: THEN GIVE ME THE *bleep* REMOTE!

Alice: NO! I'LL NEVER LET GO!

Reigan: Oh! Cut the Titanic crap and give me the remote!

Alice: You can't make me!

Reigan: Give it to me! *Master Fung walks in with Dojo on his shoulders, Alice and Reigan look up*

Both: We weren't doing anything. *they both get up and sit back down, Reigan fixes her hat and Alice flattens her shirt, Master Fung sits down*

Reigan: *looks at her watch* Oh dear! Look at the time! I'm sorry but it looks like we'll have to end this interview.

Master Fung: Of course, *all get up and shake hands*

Reigan: *Turns to Dojo and whispers* Don't worry Dojo, your secret's safe with us. *winks at him*

Dojo: What?

Alice: So! We are so glad that you two could make it!

Master Fung: Until next time.

Alice: Yes, until next time.

Reigan: And that is all for this round!

Alice and Reigan: See you after these messages! *everyone claps and Alice turns to Reigan and slaps her on the back of her head, Reigan turns and glares but Alice is smiling sweetly at the camera, Reigan shakes her head and turns to the camera and smiles too while Master Fung and Dojo walk off the stage, then the screen goes black again*

Author's Note: So! How was that chapter?

Reigan: I hated it!

Alice and Me: why?

Reigan: We didn't get to find out what happened with Dojo' story!

Alice: All in good time my dear, all in good time.

Reigan: What?

Me: *sigh* Anyway, I am sorry I used Walmart but it just popped in there so I had to use it and any other references I made. Like with the Titanic.

Reigan: Can we just move on!

Alice: Alright! Alright!

Me: *sigh* Anyway, please review and,

All: We'll see you next time!