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Chapter 4
JPV
I was on the road with Alice…in her rental Porsche…Emmett dropped us off from the Bentley…probably so he could go back to the empty mansion with Kate and play house. When we started to get into a more rural area I started to notice that everything was really familiar.
"Alright after that mansion over there take a left!" Alice said pointing to my house. Alice was staying at the hotel near us…SCORE! I couldn't believe she was that close when she was so far away. We then pulled into the parking lot of the hotel. Alice's room had a perfect view of the mansion. I looked to see a tree 30 ft across from her window…DOUBLE SCORE! Perfect spot to watch my angel sleep!
" Alice see that house over there!" I said pointing to my house.
"The multimillion dollar one?" Alice asked.
"Yeah that one…that's my parent's summer house. Feel free to stay whenever you want." I said. Then I wouldn't have to sit in a tree hehehe!
" OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS…DO YOU LIKE HAVE A MALL IN THERE…THE BAR MUST BE HUGE!" Alice gasped. As she ranted on about raiding my mother's closet I slipped back into the room. Sitting on her nightstand was her plane tickets. Looked like they were leaving the flight after us…well that's going to change. Hoped Emmett didn't mind taking a later flight…I know Edward wouldn't. Well if he didn't he and Kate could just fly home by themselves. I was going to have to call my travel agent.
"So Alice…you never told me…where are you going to school?" I asked. Truth was I already knew where. I may of accidentally stumbled upon it when I dug through her trash looking for college acceptance letters a little while back. Needless to say the dean was really easy to bribe when they already accepted your twin brother and you're the son of Dr. Carlisle Cullen.
"NYU…Bella's going there too…And you?" Alice asked.
"Same…looks like the four of us are all going!" I said.
"The four of us? Who else is going?" Alice asked.
"Oh Edward's going…I have no clue where Emmett's going…if he's going to college." I said. Alice looked like she was taking notes in her head. Alice gave us the name of the dorm they were staying at and asked if we were staying there too.
"Oh us too!" not yet but we will be!
"This is going to be like one big co-ed sleepover!" Alice exclaimed happily. I call dibs next to you! Once again I wont need a tree to watch my little baby sleep.
"JASPER? EARTH TO JASPER? GEEZ WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE ZONING OUT…BELLA DOES THE SAME THING!" Alice said grabbing all of her stuff.
"Sorry Allie!" I said as we walked out the door.
BPV
I woke up the next morning to find Edward sleeping with a breakfast tray in hand. Sitting on it was two bagels with steam still coming out. He looked like an angel when he slept. My heart monitor started to beep rapidly which stirred him. Damn you heart monitor…BETRAYER! Edward jumped up.
"Oh Bella your awake now…I know that you don't think that highly of me…" oh dear Edward you don't know how highly I think of you! Why do you think my heart rate sped up.
"I brought you breakfast…the hospital breakfasts aren't really that great!" Edward said.
" Thank you…I guess I owe you an apology for yesterday." I said.
"It's okay…I ran you over with my car…we're even." Edward said
"HEY EDWARD YOU HAVE A HUGE DENT IN YOUR BENTLEY FROM WHEN YOU RAN OVER PANCAKE YESTERDAY…YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO BANG THAT OUT …OH PANCAKE YOUR AWAKE!" Emmett said walking into the room. Emmett's such a jerk.
" You find it funny that I almost killed somebody…is there something wrong with you?" Edward asked. I've asked myself that about Emmett multiple times. Jasper and Alice walked in at that moment.
"Do you really have to ask that Edward?" Jasper asked.
"Your twin thing really freaks me out sometimes!" Emmett said.
"Emmett it's not a twin thing…we could hear everything down the hall." Jasper said.
"Not one for subtly are you Emmett!" Alice said.
"What's subtly?" Emmett asked.
"Never mind." Alice said. Definitely felt bad for the college he's going to. Emmett was lucky that his dad practically owned all of Forks and could bribe colleges to accept Emmett. Hell Emmett was the richest kid in school until Jasper and Edward came along. Being the only child of the very rich made Emmett the pompous ass that he is.
"So I'm going to go get some pancakes…want some pancake?" Emmett said laughing like it was the most funniest thing ever.
"What are you going to down them with…a bucket full of HGH…oh wait a minute you already shot yourself up this morning…too bad…I wanted to see you turn into the incredible hulk!" Alice laughed.
"Shut up…you could use some HGH…maybe you wouldn't look like your five years old!" Emmett said .
"HEY!" Jasper said. Emmett then left the room.
"see…see why I hate him now…no morals whatsoever…don't feel bad Allie…I love the fact your small…its so cute!" Jasper said whipped. Edward and I looked at each other and shook our heads. I couldn't imagine living with that. Alice on the other hand seemed to love the constant complements. She also seemed to love giving them.
"Oh Jazzy I know he's an airhead…I've been in school with him longer then you…you think he's bad now…you should of seen him before you guys came here. Lets just say that Emmett used to steal people's money even though he has a shit load of it, beat people up ( her eyes reverted to me…I did come home very battered a couple of times…subsequently Emmett now has a couple of charges of simple assault on his record now thanks to Charlie…I loved the fact that my dad was police chief.) put people's books on the highest possible shelf so that she couldn't reach them every day!" Alice gritted the last part. Jasper patted her back sympathetically.
"And that's not the worst of it…let's just say the reason Bella never talks to anyone…is because of EMMETT!" Alice said.
Flashback
Eighth grade play.
I was playing Annie in the Forks Middle School adaptation of "Annie". Alice was playing the greedy head mistress. Emmett was bitter because he used to have the part of Daddy War bucks but he forgot his lines too many times during rehearsal so they made him play one of the orphans. During the intermission Alice was touching up my makeup…or what she could of my makeup. Suddenly we heard the crowd starting to roar. We poked our heads through to see what was going on. Emmett had the microphone in his hand and a big brown frizzy haired wig on his head. He started speaking in a high pitch voice like he was trying to mimic a girl.
"Hey everybody…look at me…I'm Bella plain Jane Swan. No wonder why I got the part of Annie. Oh Shakespeare I love you …oh Shakespeare I love you…you'll be the only man I get!" Emmett sang holding up a copy of Macbeth.
" BELLA WAIT…DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE'S AN ASSHOLE!" Alice called running after me as I bolted through the side exit. Alice got back at Emmett though. She snuck into wardrobe and found Emmett's costume and ripped the seam out of the rear of the pants. He was in the middle of doing a dance routine when they split exposing his butt cheeks to the whole audience . Needless to say I never lived that one down.
That was the icing on the cake after a year of being called "Ugly Duckling" and "Plain Jane Bella" by Emmett. My confidence was totally destroyed.
End of flashback.
" He was such a jackass back then. I think his reality check came when you guys came along…see he was used to being the richest person in school and I guess when people came along with more money then him and were actually nice to people he felt kind of threatened. But I guess you cant take the jack out of the ass." Alice said. Edward looked shocked.
"I cant believe that he actually said that to you…like why would he be so mean to you?" Edward asked…the lock of shock still on his face.
"Ooh maybe he had a crush on you!" Jasper said.
"Trust me…Emmett didn't have a crush on me." I said.
"I think Emmett was just mad that Bella went her own way and didn't fawn over him…she wasn't a mindless pawn unlike the rest of his groupies." Alice said.
"Yeah well that's not a reason to hate someone. If anything that's more of a reason to respect them." Edward said.
"Oh common you love it when girls are all over you!" I joked.
"its actually very annoying. Honestly you and Alice are like a breath of fresh air. You don't dress the same and you know about a lot more about other things besides 17 magazine." Edward said. Alice looked honored.
"Why thank you…I always said that my fashion sense is better than everybody else's !" Alice said flipping her hair. I swore Jasper almost passed out. Edward snickered.
"Alright Bella I think you stayed here long enough in this dingy little hospital room…it's time we get you out of here!" Edward said walking out of the room.
"Agreed!" Alice said.
"I cant stand another minute in here…I swear I'm going to go crazy!" she said.
"Need something to calm you?" Jasper said taking out a bottle of southern comfort.
"But Jasper it's like 9 am!" Alice said.
"It's 5 o clock somewhere!" Jasper said.
"Okay…you convinced me!" Alice said taking the bottle. I looked out a window to see Edward slipping a nurse Italian money. Alice was already starting to get giggly.
"Bella…take a sip…trust me!" Alice said forcing the bottle in my face.
"Maybe later Alice…I'm hooked up to a machine right now!" I said shoving the bottle away.
" alright I've sprung you…their coming to let you out now!" Edward said. Alice put her head on Jasper's shoulder.
"This is so fun…why don't we all buy a place here…I want to stay in Italy for the rest of my life!" Alice slurred. Edward shot me a quizzical look. I pointed to the bottle of Alcohol sticking out of Jasper's pocket.
"Oh no…guess that means we're taking the Bentley then." Edward said.
"Where?" I asked.
"Back to my house. You don't think that I'll even let you step foot in a car with her like that…we'll just wind up back here!" Edward said.
"I want to take my Porsche and go really fast…vroom vroom!" Alice said still trashed.
"Vroom Vroom!" Jasper copied.
"No Porsche for you!" Edward said.
"Jazzy can drive!" Alice said.
"No he cant." Edward said as Jasper fell over my hospital bed. If I wasn't on pain killers I would of screamed out in pain.
"We'll text Emmett when we're half way to the house…tell him to take the Porsche…when we get back we should make them something to eat…I have a feeling they drank on an empty stomach." Edward said as the two ravenously eyed my half eaten bagel. It was then that the nurses came and unhooked me from everything. They wheeled me out to where the Bentley was waiting. The Bentley was so comfortable I felt like I was sitting on a lazy boy recliner. As we were driving along we heard a loud popping noise coming from the back.
"What is going on back there?" Edward asked. I turned to see Alice and Jasper had popped open a bottle of Champaign from the mini bar in the back.
" To Italy…our health…and NYU next year … May all four of us…the Swans…Cullens… continue the adventures at NYU BABY!" Alice toasted. She and Jasper clinked glasses.
" Your going to NYU?" Edward and I asked at the same time looking at each other.
"Jasper…your going…I thought you were going to Stanford?" Edward asked Jasper…his eyes narrowing at Alice.
"Oopsie…guess I blew that secret!" Alice said.
"I changed my mind…no big deal!" Jasper said.
"Dad already paid your tuition Jasper." Edward stated.
"Dad wont care…he'll want us closer together!" Jasper said. The look on Edward's face said otherwise.
"Dad wont care that he spent thousands of dollars in tuition money just so you could throw it away …well at least you'll be on the east coast…smart thinking putting a continent between you and dad!" Edward said.
"And we'll be in the same dorm so we can all protect each other." Alice went on. Edward turned towards Jasper.
" gee I wonder how that happened?" Edward asked giving eye contact with Jasper.
" must be one hell of a coincidence!" Jasper said looking off. It was then that we got a text message from Emmett.
"Dude where are you…I went all over the hospital looking for you. I even asked a nurse where you guys went just to find out pancake was discharged…like WTF man!" Emmett sent.
"Emmett learned how to text…oh god the apocalypse is at hand!" Jasper joked. Edward sent back " get Alice's car…you'll know it when you see it…girls are going to stay with us tonight…be on best behavior or find another place to sleep…there's a motel 8 down the road…we don't need fighting tonight…same goes for your little girlfriend Kate" I couldn't believe that he was actually willing to send Emmett to a motel over me. Was I dreaming? Edward drove to the nearest drug store and filled my prescription and then we were off. When we pulled into the mansion down the street from the hotel I wasn't shocked. This would be his house.
"nice place!" I commented.
"Thanks…its been in the family for years." Edward said. When we walked in I was taken a back. The floors were made out of the prettiest marble that I had ever seen…the banisters were made out of dark cherry wood. A grand stair case met in the middle…and there was actually an elevator off to the side.
"Since we ruined you vacation…what do you say we at least put you up for the remainder of your stay?" Edward asked me.
"Obviously she says yes…Jasper where's the bar?…I need a celebratory drink!" Alice cut me off and winked. I knew Alice had a plan in the works. She then disappeared with Jasper.
" I guess Alice just answered that question." I smiled. Edward smiled back.
" good now lets go stop those two before they drink themselves to death…or they drink themselves stupid." Edward said as we turned towards the bar. When we walked in Jasper and Alice were taking shots of Jack Daniels.
"Bella…Edward…hey want sooome?" Alice asked gesturing to the bottle.
"Alice I'm on pain meds…I cant drink!" I said
"excuses , excuses…Bella relax…take a shot!" Alice said poring Jasper a shot.
"Chug Jazzy…chug chug chug!" Alice chanted as Jasper downed the glass.
"Guys that's enough…I've already had to replace a bunch of glasses and liquor due to Emmett…I am not doing that again…put the Jack back!" Edward said annoyed.
"aww no fun!" Alice said as Jasper put everything away.
"ALRIGHT EMMETT'S ARRIVED LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" Emmett shouted entering the house. I cringed internally…just because Edward told him to be on his best behavior doesn't mean he'd listen.
"Ut oh Bella The Lightweight's near a bar…better clear out the toilets!" Emmett said.
"Emmett you tard…if you haven't noticed Bella doesn't have a drinkk in her handdd…and shess not trashed." Alice slurred. Edward narrowed his eyes.
"man you were serious about that?" Emmett asked.
"Alice sweet rental car!" Emmett whistled as he talked about the yellow Porsche .
"Allie…Al-Al…what do you way we blow this joint and get out of here?" Jasper slurred. Emmett tossed Edward the keys to the Porsche and he hid them and two other sets. Looked like they weren't going to be able to do that.
"Okay…Jasper I seem to have lost my keys hehe" Alice laughed falling off the bar.
"I cant find mine either…oh well looks like we're staying in tonight." Jasper slurred. They left the room soon after.
"Man when'd that party start…they reek!" Emmett said.
"in the hospital…someone slipped Jasper southern comfort…funny as how you were the only one here last night!" Edward said.
" what…he said that it was for Alice…I didn't know he'd drink it too!" Emmett said.
" Emmett…southern comfort is one of Jasper's favorites…and you know that!" Edward said.
" oops!" Emmett said. There was a loud thud upstairs.
"You think they dropped something?" Emmett gulped.
"JAZZY?…WAKE UP JAZZY! GUESS WE SHOULD HAVE HAD THAT LAST SHOT HUH!" Alice said from upstairs. Edward and I left Emmett and his girlfriend in the bar. Emmett may be on his best behavior tonight but the both of us didn't trust Kate and Emmett alone with me. As we were walking up the stairs we heard a second thud. Alice was passed out…slumped on an unconscious Jasper.
"There's a spare bedroom right next to Jasper's room…you can put Alice in there. Edward said pointing to a room down the hall as we picked our siblings up. The room was bright and airy. The furniture matched the banister and the walls matched the white on the floor…if only Alice was conscious…she would of loved this room. I tended to Alice best I could for a half hour. Edward sat in the doorway as Alice was starting to come to again , he gestured to me and we left for a second.
"Edward I'm so sorry for Alice…she knows better than that." I said.
"Its okay…Jasper wasn't too innocent either." Edward said.
"So now that we're up here…how about I give you the grand tour…obviously you already saw one of the spare bedrooms." Edward said.
"Jasper's room…don't think you want to go in there right now…he's still pretty bad…bathroom number 4, and my room…hope you don't mind sharing a room…I'll take the pull out couch in there it's just that the other spear rooms ( Emmett took the other one in the hall with Kate) are way on the other side of the house…and I don't think you want to sleep in Alice's room with her being that polluted ." Edward said. He was right about that…usually when Alice got that trashed she slept out. This was becoming a dream come true…get a hold of yourself Bella he's just trying to be nice.
" no you don't have to…I'll take the pull out…I want to." I volunteered
"no…you got bruised ribs and your going to fee it in the middle of the night…and I really don't mind." Edward said. I knew I wasn't going to win this fight. It was then that something dawned on me…my stuff was back at the hotel.
"Edward…what about my clothes?" I asked.
"You and my mom are about the same size…your welcome to her closet for tomorrow and then we can get your stuff when we drop Alice off." Edward said. The mention of clothes seemed to sober Alice up a little. She stumbled out saying "Closet?" pretty lit. we gently pushed her door shut…thank god it locked from both sides.
"God she even thinks about clothes when she's trashed." I laughed as we walked back down the hall way. It was then that we heard groaning from the bar. Oh no…not again! Edward looked at me pleadingly.
"lets go!" I said. Emmett may be a pompous ass but I was going to be the better person. We walked back into the bar to see Emmett just as bad as Jasper and Alice were. Since Edward could barely lift him we both half dragged him to the couch. We placed Kate into the chair next to him. Thank god for pain meds. We headed up into Edward's room. Next to the bed was the pull out couch some how miraculously already made. Sitting in the corner was a baby grand piano. On the opposite shelf there were like thousands of cd's and an ipod. In the stack was mostly the stuff that everyone listens to you know like Lincoln park, jay zee, Lady Gaga ( I kinda giggled at that one)…but I did catch a couple of cd's by Debussy. I looked at Edward.
"You listen to Debussy too?" I asked. It shouldn't of shocked me. This was part of the side that no one but me knew. Edward looked at me quizzically.
"and I thought I was the only one that liked classical music!" Edward laughed. Edward showed me around a little more of his house. We whipped up a dinner together and ended the night with watching "Superbad". I had to say a lot of the scenes looked vaguely familiar as I looked at an unconscious Emmett. when the movie ended Edward offered me a drink in case I wanted one but I said no. In any other case I would of taken it but tonight I wanted to say sober…mainly because 2/3 of the house were unconscious. We then climbed up into bed and had a little argument about the sleeping arrangements.
"I swear it's fine…I'll take the pull out!" I said.
"absolutely not…you're a guest in this house…you'll be taking the bed!" he said laid out in the couch/ bed in protest.
"how about a compromise…we even things out…I get the pull out every other day." I said.
"I don't know about that!" Edward said.
"Deal?" I said holding out my hand stubbornly.
"Deal." Edward gave in. I climbed into bed ready to go to sleep reminiscing about my vacation so far. I couldn't believe I was at Edward's house…my dream guy. I deeply inhaled his sent from the pillows. It smelt so sweet.
"Bella do you have allergies? I got Claritin in the medicine cabinet?" Edward asked.
"I'm fine!" I said. Sleep came really fast.
We awoke early the next morning to the sounds of groaning from Jasper's room, the guest bedroom Alice was in, and the downstairs. Edward and I groggily looked as Alice opened the door.
"Ugh what did I do last night…where the hell am I…Bella?" Alice asked confused
"Last night…try yesterday afternoon…Alice you passed out around 12 pm yesterday…got up and passed out again a couple of minutes later." I said.
"your at my house…you and Jasper chugged like an entire bottle of Jack Daniels at my bar downstairs…not to mention the southern comfort and the Champaign you drank before hand." Edward said.
"Guess I over did it a little…where's the asprin?" Alice asked. Edward pointed her to the nearest bathroom.
"Alice don't even bother putting the bottle back… Jasper, Emmett, and Kate are going to need it when your done." Edward said as Alice went into the bathroom. Alice carried the pill bottle with her downstairs as we went into the kitchen. Usually I cooked everything by my self or just with my mother…she had to teach me how to cook since Alice and my dad couldn't cook to save their lives…but I let Edward help me out. I learned last night another secret…he was a phenomenal chef…the chicken parm he whipped up last night was one of the best that I ever tasted. Alice looked shocked. When Edward left the room for a couple of minutes Alice pulled me aside.
"girl what happened last night…I want dets!" Alice demanded.
"Nothing happened Alice we just hung out…that's all!" I said.
"oh wait a minute there is one thing!" I said. Alice's eyes lit up.
"he asked me to stay here for the rest of the vacation." I said.
"What did you say…PLEASE GOD TELL ME YOU SAID YES!" Alice demanded.
"You answered." I said.
"THEN PLEASE GOD TELL ME I SAID YOU WOULD!" Alice gasped.
"we're picking up my stuff when we drop you off." I said.
"EEEE! Even when I'm trashed I still got your back!" Alice said.
"So wait a minute…what are you going to do in the mean time…for clothes?" Alice asked.
"Edward offered up his mother's closet." I said. Alice's face dropped in awe.
"take me with you…please take me with you…I cant show up at the hotel in the same out fit that I wore yesterday what will the neighbors…well in our case receptionist think!" Alice pleaded. I had a feeling that if I took her in there the Gucci incident will happen all over again.
Two hours later we were in the closet looking for clothes. Edward was sitting in the bedroom waiting for us. He okayed Alice to take a top as long as she returned it. Fat chance of that happening. She looked like she was in heaven…this was a dream of hers…being in mama Cullen's closet . Alice was going on about how she felt like she was in a designer store.
"Oh the smells designer clothes…its making me weak at the knees!" Alice said.
"Your so weird Alice!" I said. Alice then passed out into the section holding the black tie dresses…taking a couple down with her. Guess she really was weak at the knees.
"Bella?" Edward asked oddly worried. He poked his head through the door. He looked relieved when he saw Alice on the floor.
"She spends more time on the floor then she does standing up!" Edward said.
"I think Italy's overwhelmed her…well yesterday it was the bottle of Jack Daniels." I said.
"Uh you think Italy's overwhelmed her?" Edward snickered.
"Scratch that I know Italy's overwhelmed her." I said handing over my digital camera after I pulled up the shot of her bowing worshipingly in front of Dior.
"hold on…I'm gonna go get Jasper…it's been his…I mean he needs to see this." Edward said disappearing. He came back a minute later with Jasper in tow.
"What's all this…ALICE…OMG IS SHE OKAY?" Jasper gasped running for Alice.
"Allie?…Allie?…Al-Al…wake up my sleeping angel…common don't do this…Allie please wake up!" Jasper said placing her on the bed in the bedroom. He looked like she died or something.
"Al-Al please don't do this to me!" Jasper was begging. Edward and I hung in the hallway to give Jasper a little privacy. We then went to check our face books. Mine said "One new notification." I clicked on it. There was a picture of my father holding his .38 special with a message saying "Charlie "Chief" Swan has requested you as his friend…accept or ignore?" I had to accept because he would of killed me if I didn't. There was only two friends in his friends list….me and Alice. On the wall there was a wall post saying "BELLS IF YOU SEE THIS CALL HOME…I'VE BEEN TRYING THE HOTEL ALL NIGHT WITH NO ANSWER!" I couldn't believe my father made a face book with the sole purpose of tracking me down. Obviously he must of went on Alice's to accept his own friend request, she would definitely told me that dad had a face book, which meant he knew about hers as well.
"don't be embarrassed…a lot of people's parents have face book…it cant be as bad as Emmett's mom!" Edward said pulling up Emmett's mother's page. She was in a bikini tanning in her back yard…on a cloudy day. This is where Emmett's genius came from.
"Hey how'd you find that?" Emmett asked walking by us.
"It's on her face book!" Edward said annoyed.
"My mom has a face book?" Emmett asked.
"Emmett we're all friends with her…including you…you left her a wall post a half hour ago! See right there!" Edward said pointing to a wall post by Emmett…his profile pic was him kissing his muscle.
"Mommy I miss you! Tell daddy when I get back we're going to kick some ass in the gym…I miss your PB&J sandwiches…no restaurant in Milan could match your famous PB&J sandwiches! I'm going to have to eat like 20 when I get home…love Em!" Emmett's mom responded with a picture of her holding a platter full of heart shaped PB&J sandwiches with the crust cut off. "They'll be waiting for you Emmy Bear!" his mom was over tanned…beach blonde hair and too much makeup on. Emmett had one of those moms. She looked like an older version of his girlfriend…she had an apron on that said "Milf!" on it with a belly shirt underneath . Edward was right…at least Charlie wasn't that bad.
" Thanks mommy bear …I can already taste them from here…hugs and kisses!" Emmett typed over Edward's shoulders. It was then that Alice came out.
"Oh hey guys your on face book…mind if I check mine?" Alice asked.
"Alice there's something that I have to ask first…..did you know dad made a face book?" I asked.
"WHAT?" Alice gasped with genuine shock on her face. Proved my theory.
"Alice's there's something you need to know…I think dad hacked your face book last night…see I got a friend request from him this morning, I accepted it, and there was a picture of your face under "Friends"." I said.
"HE HACKED MY FACEBOOK? NO BODY HACKS ALICE SWANS FACEBOOK!" Alice said whipping out her phone.
"CHIEF SWAN…HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME…YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW WHAT YOU DID…HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I HACKED INTO YOUR WORLD OF WAR CRAFT ACCOUNT!" Alice shouted.
" I don't play that game!" Charlie said.
"FPD 911...please I've played against you under Jasper's account… I know it's you, you left it up on the computer at home one time!" Alice said. We heard Rene in the background saying "YOU DO WHAT IN YOUR SPARE TIME CHARLIE…I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU THAT GAME WAS FOR KIDS!"
"You just had to bring world of war craft up Alice…you just had to…now that I got you on the phone though…what's going on…you guys weren't picking up any of your phones last night!" Charlie demanded.
"That's because we were IGNORING YOU BECAUSE YOU HACKED OUR FACEBOOKS!" Alice snorted and lied. I wonder how she kept him from finding out that I got hit by the car.
"Gotta go dad…I'm eating continental breakfast right now…omelet with Italian ham in it…god why do you always think I'm out some where…I do have restraint you know!" Alice said hanging up the phone.
"Alice that's genius!" I said.
"You think that's genius…you should of heard the lie I came up with for your arm…I had to call him and tell him about your arm…I mean who could miss that thing ( she pointed to my dark blue cast) …anyways…if he asks…you fell down two flights of stairs…so me being the shopping genius that I am bought a book on how to set bones and I used the tips from that to set your arm. The staff congratulated me at the hospital…offered me a position…but I declined…said I'd miss dad too much. He wanted to fly out…I had to talk him down. If he found out the truth he'd be over here in a heart beat and you know it. As far as he knows…we're staying in the hotel…well Bella he's going to know so I'm going to stay at the hotel for the rest of the trip…I don't have a problem with lying to him!" Alice said.
" okay." I said. Alice gave a knowing smile. I had a feeling that she was staying away for more then one reason.
" this place is huge…I love the color scheme …when I become rich I'm making my mansion just like this!" We could hear Alice saying a few hours later as Jasper gave her a tour. Typical Alice.
" I can actually hear an echo!" Alice said as her voice echoed down the hall.
"I think Alice wants to move in!" I joked to Edward.
"I think so too." Edward said as Alice chirped at the living room downstairs.
"I TOTALLY WANT THAT CHANDILER !" Alice was going on