FACE IT WE ALL KNOW TEEMO IS SATAN! I JUST HAVE THE GUTS TO DIVULGE IT! HE WILL COME AFTER ME TO MURDER ME! BUT REMEMBER WHEN HE KILLS ME, REMEMBER STAY STRONG THE MORE U REBEL AGAINST HIS LIES OF CHERUBNESS THE WEAKER HE WILL GET! DON'T LET ME DIE IN 'VAYNE'! NOW I KNOW LIFE OR DEATH SITUATIONS AREN'T THE TIME TO BE MAKING JOKES BUT...YOU GET IT-VAYNE, VAIN?

Varus stumbled into his bathroom like a zombie-a very tired zombie- ready to take a shower to wash all the urf urine off him-don't ask, Varus's life has been very tramatic since that 'thing' moved in. 2 weeks ago Varus would have jumped back out of fright if he saw a yordle pop out of thin air. But sadly for him, that wasn't the case, yes Varus was quite use to his obnoxious roommate-AKA 'The Thing'-and 'its' behavior. Too use to it. It took every inch of Varus's self control not to strangle the overgrown squirrel to death. " I want to play a game," Teemo stated blankly in an deep sadistic voice (some say it's the cute voice of a baby cherub, but they are wrong, it is the sound of Satan and dying baby-lava-golems.) "Well I want to take a shower so...move." Varus grumbled ready to stab Teemo to death. "The toliet has been clogged with generously donated Amumu bandages ('donated', yeah right) and dirty socks," Teemo stated, gesturing to the clogged toilet, oblivious to that Varus wanted to kill him, " It will overflow covering all personal electronic devices in filthy toilet water if you do not unclog it in the next 36.7 second after reaching by walking barefoot over a floor covered in mussssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrooooooooooooooooooomsssssssssssssssssssss." FACE. FUCKING. PALM.

Varus and his date, Syndra, sat on the couch drinking grape juice out of wine glasses (or at least that was their alibi, grape juice? Yeah right...) Varus grabbed the clicker to turn on the horror film he bought for their date (Syndra liked that shit, Varus himself insisted on romance, but Syndra was all like "No, romance is for dopes." So they compromised...horror film it was!) Varus began to take a sip of 'grape juice' ( give it up Varus, we all know it's wine), then all of a sudden POP! Teemo just popped right out of the popcorn bowl arms raised up. "The wine in both your glasses has been replaced with the blood of a three-toed poro." Varus spat out his wine right into Teemos face and then started to pucnh teemo repeatdely. Syndra kept drinking the blood, she was weird like that...

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LIVING WITH...TRISTANNA!

DISCLAIMER/SHOUT-OUT: Scenes inspred by Living With Jigsaw by Chris Capel, watch it on youtube

2ND DISCLAIMER: CHARACTER AND ALL THAT SHIT BELONG TO RIOT XD LOVE U RIOT, I HOPE THIS CHAPTER MAKE U PROUD IF U ARE READING THIS XD! DON'T READ THE CHAPTER BEFORE THIS RIOT, IT WILL ONLY MAKE U FACE PALM. U ROCK RIOT XD 3

AND REMEMBER I LIVE FOR REVIEWS AND I LISTEN TO WHAT YOU SAY AND I PROMISE TO USE AS MANY-IF NOT ALL-OF THE IDEAS MY FANS GIVE ME XD BTW SORRY FOR LAST CHAPTER I HAD WRITERS BLOCK BUT WANTED TO LET U GUYS KNOW I WAS STILL WRITING XD, SO I USED THE TRAMATIC EVENT OF THE DAY TO INSPIRE ME XD. AND I LOVE THE MUSTACHE IDEA, BTW, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MORGANNA MASTURBATING WITH A BAGUETTE? WEIRD QUESTION BUT LOOK AT HER SKINS AND U WILL GET IT XD!