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The New Nerima Wrecking Crew Chapter 4 Settling In part 1

" Who wants to go first?" Ranma asked.

" ME!" Said Akemi.

" Alright. I've never fought a half-demon before, this should be fun." Akemi's eyes widened.

" How'd you now I'm a hanyou?"

" Your chi, it's different then any human I've ever fought." Said Ranma and he lead her to the dojo. Akemi lunged, Ranma dodged left, Akemi stuck her leg out to trip hm but he dodged that too. Akemi launched several more strikes but they all missed their target.

' An opening.' Ranma thought and punched Akemi in the chest, knocking her back a few feet. She started chuckling.

" You're strong for a human. Now I know I won't need this." Akemi pulled off the string of beads. Her body began pulsing, her nails became claws, her green eyes gained their natural amber, and her hair turned from black to silver. She lashed out with her claws, " Iron Reaper!" Ranma jumped back out of the way of her attack but felt something stinging on his chest. He looked down and saw claw marks on his shirt. He looked back up to see Akemi smirking.

" I was right, this will be fun."

Outside the dojo

" I can't believe I turn into a girl when cold water splashes me!" Yelled Keiosu.

" My husband lives with it." Said Akane.

" Isn't there a way to reverse it?"

" Yes you could jump in the spring of drowned man in China, but if you get the wrong spring you'll end up end worse then you are now."

" But I can't live as a half-girl!" Keisou shouted and soon felt himself fly through a wall.

" AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING A GIRL?" Shouted a voice from down the hall. It was a girl that resembled Ranma except for the red hair and other femmine features. She wore a white training gi and had her hair in a pig tail.

" Did someone get the license plate number on that bus?' Keiosu asked in daze, he shook his head and got to his feet. " Who are you?"

" I'm the heir of Anything Goes Martial Arts, Homura Saotome."

" A girl? Please, girls aren't any good at fighting." BAM! POW! SPLAT!

" You were saying?" asked Akane and Homura.

" Alright let's go!" Keisou raised his fists and punched which Homura easily dodged. Keisou puched several more times, and Homura dodged everyone was moving from her spot. When Keiosu started panting, Homura pushed him in the forehead with one finger and he fell on his butt.

" If girls aren't aren't any good at fighting then you must be horrible." Said Homura with a smirk. Keisou glared and charged at her, to which she neatly sidestepped and tripped him, making him land flat on his face. Homura laughed out loud.

" It'll take you a hundred years to get anywhere close to MY level." She said with a foot on his back. Keisou tried to het up but Homura applied more pressure and forced him back down.

" Homura, how many times do I have to tell you not to pick on weak boys?" asked Akane.

" But they deserve it!"

" Homura."

" Fine." Homura removed her foot and Keisou got up.

" When's my turn?" he angerily.

" From the sound of it, not for awhile I guess." Said Akane.

" Otu seems to be having fun. That's pretty rare for a new student." Said Homura, she looked at the clock on the hall and gasped. " Oh no!" She punched Keiosu again. " You made me late!" She ran out the door. Keisou rubbed the spot where Homura punched him.

" Are you sure that's a girl?" He asked.

" Yes and I'm sure you are too." Akane said with a look that made Keisou laugh nervously. The tension was broken when Akemi and Ranma came out. Both had cuts and bruises but neither seemed worse then the other.

" Akane! We got an excellent new student!" Akemi smiled.

" He's just saying that, I got hammered in there. I'm a hanyou so I heal a lot faster then humans, that's why you can't tell how badly I was beaten." Said Akemi.

" Keiosu your turn." Then he saw Keisou's condition. " I see you've meet my daughter."

" You mean the red-headed sexless fighting machine? Yeah you could say that." Keisou replied, he turned to Akemi " Hanyou Girl are you related to her?" Akemi glared and Keisou was soon flying through another wall, Akane shook her head.

" You know Ranma he's reminds me of you at that age. No respect for anyone and total jerk to me." Ranma swiftly gathered her in his arms.

" But you fell for me anyways." He said cockily. Akane smiled and snuggled against him.

" Ahem." interupted Akemi and Keisou.

" Can I have my turn now?" asked the latter.

" Sure, but unless you're a hanyou too it won't take long."

" Nah, I'm not a freak." WHAM! " Ow!" Keisou rubbed the spot where Akemi hit him.

'I'm going to have to hurry and make this kid strong or his mouth is going to kill him.' Ranma thought. " Akane's right, he is like me.'

Meanwhile at the Neko Shrine

Kagome walked into the shrine with Inuyasha and Akira. A monk ran up to her and bowed.

" Praise to the Buddha that you have come Kagome-sama. We need your assistance with the cat spirit."

" Glad to help, can you lead me to the spirit?" asked the hanyou miko.

" Yes." The monk lead the hanyou family into the temple where a giant cat spirit wearing a giant bell was eating the shrine's food. The ghost heard their footsteps and turned around.

" Who dares challenge Maomolin the Ghost Cat?" He challenged.

" Me! Kagome Higurashi." Kagome raised her bow and the arrow glowed pink. Maomolin started sweating and then bowed to Kagome.

" Don't shoot me! I'm eating to drown my sorrow!" He sobbed.

" Huh?" Kagome asked.

" The love of my life abandoned me twice, eating is the only way I can cope." Kagome lowered her bow.

" aw, the poor thing."

" He didn't mention the fact he tried to tricked a human into being his bride then kidnapped the same human to try again." said a monk Maomolin sniffened then lunged at Akira.

" Watch out! He'll try to possess you!" Warned a monk. Kagome put up a barrier that deflected Maomolin.

" That's it! You're getting crossed over!" Said Kagome and she fired her arrow, it hit dead center and Maomolin was purified into nothing.

" Thank you for your help Kagome-sama, we've had a lot of paranormal problems in Nerima, we would greatly appericate it if you were to stay as head priestess..." the monk asked.

' It would be nice to have my own temple, and my pups will fit in better here, but I can't leave Ji-chan and oka."

" Kagome-sama you have a message from your oka and Ji." said another monk

" Yes?"

" They said they found someone to take care of the shrine, so you don't have to worry."

" Alright I'll do it." Kagome said happily. Momments later Akemi ran in.

" Hey Oka-san!"

" Yes Akemi?"

" I got enrolled at the Saotome School of Musabetsu Kakuto Ryu!"

SPLASH

" Oh I'm sorry, mis, I mean mr." Said a monk with a water bucket and brush. " I was going to clean the Buddha statue and I tripped."

Akemi's family just stared at him and his distinctive masculine features. After a few seconds Akira fell on his back laughing.

" AHAHAHA NOW YOU AHAHAHA REALLY AHAHAHA ARE A AHAHAHA SHE-MAN!" He said between laughs.

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