Hello again! Man, this fic is so fun to write...


Layton glanced at the clock. "It's lunchtime. If you'll all get out your food..."

Nobody moved.

"Professaaaaaah, I don't have anything to eat!" Luke whined.

"Me neither!" everyone else agreed.

"You'll have to go without, then."

Quick! Moe eyes! Luke communicated to the others via telepathy.

They all stared at the professor with the moe-est eyes they could manage.

Five minutes later the Professor had distributed his own lunch among the class.

"But professooooor I wanted the aaaappleeeee," Flora complained childishly.

"You can have the apple if you give me your sandwich," offered Bill Hawks.

"Sure!" Flora beamed.

"I want that sandwich Layton," Don Paolo muttered.

"You can have the sandwich if you give me your tea," offered Bill Hawks.

"Ok fine." They traded.

"Professor, I would like the tea," Clive said pointedly.

"Just take it," said Bill Hawks, shoving the tea in Clive's direction.

"HAHA! Now you have nothing to eat!" Clive laughed easily. "TROLL'D!"

"I'm hungry though Professor Layton!"

"Bitch please, nobody cares," Emmy yelled in Bill's face.

"HOW COME I GOT A FLIPPING POCKY STICK?!" Descole yelled.

"JUST EAT IT!" Layton roared.

"I CAN'T EAT WITH THIS GODDAMN MASK ON!"

"WELL TAKE IT OFF!"

"I'D RATHER STARVE!"

"Oh, lighten up," Flora smiled, snatching Descole's mask and throwing it in the bin.

"HOW COULD YOU!" Descole wailed, using Don Paolo's Flora mask as a substitute.

"Professor I have NOTHING to eat AT ALL!" Emmy screamed.

Luke took a chocolate bar out of his satchel.

"YOU HAD FOOD ALL ALONG?!" Layton bellowed.

Luke snapped a tiny square off the chocolate bar and gave it to Emmy.

"STINGY!" Emmy scowled, but she ate it anyway. "BLECH! IT'S PRALINE FLAVOURED! I HATE PRALINE!"

"At least you have something to eat," the professor sniffed. "I on the other hand, do not, as I gave all of my lunch to a group of ungrateful little-"

"NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN!" Don Paolo yelled, covering Layton's mouth before he could say something offensive.

"There's only two kids here, and it's not Luke and Flora!" Layton yelled back.

"

"SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU!"