Chapter 4
Okay, so now everyone is cursed…and I'm enjoying it. Hehe. So then, please enjoy this chapter. Shortest one, sorry.
Sakura: (still gagging) Do you think we'll ever get out in my bed?
Naruto: Dunno.
Yondaime: MINI ME!!
Mokuze: WHAT THE HELL?!
Yokimoko: Holy crap! Yondaime LIVES!!
Neji: He must be the plywood's illusion in my bed! AUUUUGH! (slams into wall and falls unconscious.)
Yondaime: 'In my bed?!'
Yokimoko: It's the 'in my bed' curse.
Deidara: Hey, I thought Sasori killed you in my bed!
Gaara: FUNK COFFIN IN MY BED!
Deidara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Mokuze: ...Ouch, anyways, how'd you survive, Yondaime??
Yondaime: After I sealed the Kyuubi in Mini Me, the whole place went BOOM and I got blown back and crash-landed in this cave. I've been trapped in here for YEARS!
Suddenly...
Gaara: Orochimaru in my bed! I told you it wasn't eyeliner in my bed! Now suffer...FUNK COFFIN IN MY BED!
It misses Orochimaru and hits Yondaime
Yondaime: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
A period of silence...
Sakura: YOU JUST KILLED THE YONDIAME IN MY BED!!!
Kankurou: Yokimoko, can you help him in my bed?
Yokimoko: Sorry, nobody can ever hope to survive the FUNK...especially not in Sakura's bed!
Mokuze: Even WE couldn't survive THAT! Yondaime is as dead as a doornail!
Shikamaru: (Sings Taps to the tune of Barney)
Naruto: WILL YOU SHUT UP IN MY BED!
Mokuze: Really...anyway people, we still got dares and stuff!
Sasuke: You're thinking about DARES in my bed?
WHISH!
Yokimoko: (shot Sasugay with Arrow of Shut the Hell Up) DIDN'T I TELL YOU THE CURSE IS OFF YOU!?!?
Naruto: Okay, don't hurt him in my bed.
Mokuze: I don't know that we would want to do ANYTHING To him in your bed!
Lee: …Is it just me or have we all gone a bit mad in my bed?
TenTen: Who knows in my bed.
Mokuze: Would you two shut up?
Ino: I still can't believe you killed the Yondaime in my bed!
Gaara: ALL RIGHT ALREADY IN MY BED!!! I feel bad enough already in my bed! And I DID NOT kill him in your bed in my bed!
Sasuke: I hate you guys, and the log, and my fan girls in my bed!
Yokimoko: Your fan girls are in your bed?!
Sakura: (crying) Y-You HATE me in my bed?
Sasuke: HOLY CRAP! YOU WERE IN MY BED IN MY BED?!
WHAM!
Mokuze: Don't be a pervert! And don't be so mean to that girl, even though she worthless.
Sasuke: Ha in my bed! She's useless in my bed! Just like Ino in my bed!
Ino and Sakura: (both crying)
Yokimoko: Ino and Sakura were in your bed?
Mokuze: SASUKE!
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!
Mokuze: ONE...MORE...TIME!!!
SMASH!
Sasuke: Ow,ow,ow,ow,OW in my bed!!!
Yokimoko: Mokuze-san! I understand your feelings, but you should REALLY calm down...OH WHAT THE HELL! GIMME THAT HAMMER!
WHAM! WHAM WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!
Sasuke: ...OW!
Yokimoko: THAT felt AWESOME!
Mokuze: Doesn't it?
Kakashi: Yokimoko, what are those things around your skirt in my bed?
Yokimoko: These? They are not in your bed…
Mokuze: They're her swords, Haikiru and Hakanna.
Yokimoko: And they can transform into anything! Watch! (looks at Sasuke evilly)
Mokuze: RUUN!
Yokimoko: Double Spiked Hammers! GO HAIKIRU AND HAKANNA!
Her swords grow into their own hammer, with deadly spikes on the end.
Yokimoko: Sasuke…
Sasuke: OH HELL IN MY BED!
BAM! SMASH! WHAM! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
Sasuke: (on ground, crying with many bumps on head)
Ino: Sasuke-kun in my bed!
Mokuze: Don't get too close now, or else the hammers might mistake you for Sasuke WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOKIMOKO?!
Yokimoko: Healing Sasuke.
Naruto: Why in my bed?
Yokimoko: Cause I'm not done with him yet!
Mokuze: All right, take off the spikes. You might kill him.
Yokimoko: Don't need to take 'em off! I can keep hitting him with these and he won't die as long as I heal him!
Mokuze: Just take the damn things off!
Yokimoko: Fine! (takes the spikes off)
Sasuke: Thank you in my bed!
Mokuze: Shut up! Like I did it for you! I want to use them!
TenTen: No one gets the spikes in my bed! Can we please do the dares now in my bed?
Everyone nods heads.
I dare Ino and Shikamaru to make out.
Zayn
Ino: Well, sorry in my bed. But Shikamaru is…occupied right now…in my bed.
Shikamaru: I love you in my bed! You love-
Yokimoko: To think we'll have to put up with that for another week.
WHAM!
Mokuze: No we don't! Ino, dare! (Knocked out Shikamaru)
Ino: Aw, MAN in my bed!
Yokimoko: Why was he occupied in your bed?
Ino: Shut up in my bed! (Makes out with Shikamaru for 5 seconds)
Lee: That was WAY too long in my bed!
Ino: No!
Lee: Yes!
Ino: No!
Lee: Yes!
Ino: No!
Lee: Yes!
Ino: No!
Everybody: YES!!!
Ino: Fine! (Turns away)
Shikamaru: What the crap in my bed? I'm covered in…LIPSTICK IN MY BED!
Sasuke: Ino's fault in my bed!
Yokimoko: Didn't I knock you out?
Sasuke: OW!
TenTen: Whoops in my bed. My bad in my bed.
Mokuze: YOU DAMN LIER! GIMME THE SPIKES!
Mokuze runs over and fights with TenTen over the spikes.
Hinata: …oh god in my bed.
Yokimoko: (punches in background) Mokuze…Mokuze…Those spikes are mine you know…Mokuze…MOKUZE!
Mokuze: Hm?
Yokimoko: (holds up Haikiru) See the spikes? (Twirls the sword created spikes)
Mokuze stares.
Yokimoko: Fetch! (Throws the spikes)
Everybody hits the ground in terror, with Mokuze running after the spikes.
Mokuze: Spikeys!
Orochimaru wakes up.
Orochimaru: WTF IN MY BED! Why are there spikes everywhere around me in my bed?
Mokuze dives at the spikes and 'accidentally' kicks Orochimaru in the head.
Mokuze: SPIKEYS!
Sakura: O…M…G in my bed.
Gaara: I smell cookies in my bed.
Temari: …cookies? I smell…oh god in my bed.
Sasuke: Whoops…my bad in my bed.
Naruto: Sasuke…did you…
Sasuke: Enjoy my present in my bed!
Everybody: AHHH!
Everyone runs around in circles, holding their heads, trying to dodge the spikes, fumes, and a freaky Mokuze.
Mokuze eventually faints, along with everyone else.
Sasuke: Whoops. Hehe. Now I can go mess with Yokimoko.
Walks over to Yokimoko and goes for her fox ears. Yokimoko's ears turn red and spikes pop out of Hakanna and stab Sasuke in the gut.
Sasuke: Never mind.
We are disapointed in you! Only one dare, and it was from someone we know! I was hoping I'd get some more dares or truthes but...please please please review and ask them questions. EMBARRASING ONES!
Yamahato Yokimoko-san and Mokuze-san