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"What are you watching?" Johnny asked, sitting down next to Kira and heating up a bag of popcorn. She was in one of Johnny's smaller shirts and his really baggy denim jeans, staring at the television set.
"X-Men: Evolution." She said, mesmerized by the screen.
It was just like old times, only cartoonized. Ironically, the show where the Alcolytes, X-Men, and the Brotherhood first met each other was showing. She watched as Remy gave Rogue the card that blew up. Ha, he so likes her. She saw herself on the screen, grinning and flipping all around while randomly kicking people. Ah, good times.
"That's nice." He said, grabbing the remote and changing the channel. Kira gave him one of her biggest death glares, making him shrug and offer her popcorn.
"Ooh, motorcycles..." Kira drooled, looking at the tv and absentmindedly chewing on popcorn.
"Hey Kira, you wanna go?" Johnny said, motioning towards the tv. Kira's eyes widened, nodding excitedly.
Kira stood in the crowd. When Johnny asked if she wanted to go, she thought that she was going to do cool tricks on motorcycles too, but no, Johnny had to be a big sexist pig and "forbid" her from going while he burnt up the clothes he was wearing and sort of flew.
When the reporters approached Johnny, Kira started running over to him, along with thousands of giggling women.
"Johnny..." Kira growled. He gulped, appearing uneasy before collecting himself and grinning widely at her.
"Johnny, I've got to ask you about this outfit." The X Games reporter asked. Kira glared at the girls surrounding him while standing next to Johnny.
"Yeah, it's sorta Armani meets astronaut."
"So what are your superhero names?"
"They call me the Human Torch. Ladies call me torch." Giggling ensued while Kira looked at the girls in disgust, "And this moody thing here is Time Warp." He said, thinking of the movie Kira forced him to watch last night. The disturbing movie. The disturbing cult movie. Curse you, OnDemand.
"I am not Time Warp, nor will I ever be Time Warp." Kira said to the camera before turning her glare to Johnny, "My name is Nightshade."
"Fine, fine, this is Nightshade." He rolled his eyes and the women around them giggled.
"What about the rest of the team?" The reporter asked as Sue's picture was shown on the huge screen.
"That's the Invisible Girl."
"What about your leader, Reed Richards? I hear you call him Mr. Fantastic. Is it true what they say? That he can expand any part of his anatomy?"
Kira wanted to be anywhere but here. Never did she want to hear anything like that about Reed up close.
"Actually, I've always found him to be a little limp."
She tried not to gag. A picture of Ben showed up on the screen.
"What is that thing?"
"That's it. Just The Thing. You think this is bad, you should have seen him before!" Kira rolled her eyes. It was fun knowing him while it lasted.
"Ben's gonna kill you." Kira sang in his ear, receiving a smirk. She rolled her eyes for the thousandth time that day before turning to the camera, "It's been fun, everyone, but the Thing," She directed another glare towards Johnny, "Has a couple words to say to the Human Torch here."
She hated giggling women.
"Wanna get a bite to eat?" Johnny asked as they both got on his motorcycle, Kira getting on behind him and holding onto the seat.
"We better get to Reed. They're probably pissed off enough as it is." Kira shrugged, "That and I'm not interested."
"Come on, just one date." Johnny said, leaning uncomfortably close to her, seeing as they were on a motorcycle... while he was driving.
"Focus on the road, Hot Head!" She slapped the back of his shoulder before settling down again, "Y'know that all sexual activity between the two of us is sick, right?"
"What do you mean?"
"You're like, 25, right?"
"Twenty two."
"Uh huh. So that makes you, what, four years older then me?"
"You're eighteen?"
"Yes..."
"You look older."
"What's that supposed to mean?!"
"I meant that in a good way! Are you sure?"
"You think I don't know my own age?"
"I don't know, the doctor said you had a pretty big bruise on your head." Kira frowned and touched her head.
"Really? It doesn't hurt now."
"Strange. Maybe you have some weird healing power."
"Nah, Reed did some testing and he didn't say anything about a healing factor. Something about bending time and space, as if I already didn't know that." Johnny frowned but said nothing, driving his motorcycle instead.
They both arrived at the hotel and Sue immediately started yelling at John, Kira slipping past unnoticed. Ha, big sisters. Good thing Gambit isn't here, she thought to herself, skipping back to her room, He acts more like a big brother then a best friend.
Kira knew that she should probably be worrying about getting home. She also knew that she should be missing everybody. But she did know in some way that even after staying here for a day or two she was still in shock. Maybe when that wore off she would start worrying.
But one thing she did know that there was a secret stash of apple juice in her portable fridge that she got for free when she stopped a theft in OSH. The fridge, not the juice. Ah, the joys of cold apple juice and plastic cups.
When she finished her cold beverage she smashed the cup against her forehead and threw it in the trash, laying down on her bed and passing out.
Author's Note: Yes, I edited this. Because I want her to be older than sixteen. Why? Cause I said so. I'm actually going to be editing alot of this story, because I have deemed it kind of sucky.