Satera looked ahead of her to where Naruto and Sakura were arguing about something. She had a shopping bag in one hand and her wallet in the other. Deidara needs clothes.She sighed. There was no way she was going to go shopping for his clothes with those two trailing her everywhere. They'd ask questions. Satera had an idea and slowed her pace. She watched as her two bothersome friends hurried away from her, still arguing about whatever. When they were far enough away, she spun around on her heel and made a bee-line for the first shopping center. She found some jeans, t-shirts and had a good laugh pick out boxers. No commando in her house. She almost whimpered when she handed over her cash. Do you really want Deidara walking around your house naked? Not that I'd complain, but...Satera gulped and choked at the sudden image of a very sexy S class criminal walking around. She started blinking fast when the image of him smiled and held out a hand to her in welcome. She shook her head and grabbed the bags of clothes. Don't think don't think don't think don't think don't think. She repeated the phrase all the way home and then breathed deeply before unlocking her door. She quietly opened the door and shut it.

"Deidara?" She called out and heard a shuffle. In her bedroom. Satera felt the snarl come to her face and she stomped into her bedroom. When she threw open the door, she nearly pee'd herself. Deidara was sitting under her blanket with the thing pulled over his head. Her bedroom had been left in a mess this morning, as it usually was, but now it was spotless. The only thing not sparkling was the bed. She yanked the cover down and gasped. Partly because Deidara was naked, and partly because he had a hold of her diary. Rage the likes of which no one had ever seen hit her at full force.

"I... I was just... I found..." He backed up and fell off the bed, dropping the journal on the floor.

"What the hell do you think you are doing?" She jumped over the bed and snatched up her most precious secrets.

"I got bored." He sighed.

"So you went through my things... AGAIN?"

"Well, I didn't find your diary the first time. It's very... interesting by the way." Satera growled and knelt so that she was right in his face.

"If you ever come in my room again, I will take those baby making parts I'm sure you'd like to keep and make them ache very very very badly. Are we clear?" Deidara's eyes widen and he just stared at her. Then he smiled. Oh baby, you should smile more.Satera sat back and cleared her throat.

"I had a thought this afternoon." He said as he stood up.

"I don't like the sound of that." Satera watched as he walked around to the other side of the room.

"I haven't really... been out since..." He paused. She understood. Deidara really hadn't been out anywhere in a long time. Sure, he'd been outside, but not just taken a walk. He'd been on missions, not just enjoying himself. She stood up.

"I don't know about that. People would reconize you." She sat on the edge of the bed. What about that thing Naruto was taking about? The disguise jutsu? She jumped up suddenly and practically bounced over to him.

"What-" He cocked a blond eyebrow at her when she grabbed his arm and drug him from the room.

"I'm going to do something, but you have to trust me." Satera saw the confusion in his eyes, but he nodded. She pulled him into the bathroom and made him face the mirror. She closed her eyes and start whispering something. A mist started around them. A few minutes later it cleared.

Deidara blinked and felt his mouth fall open. He no longer looked like himself. He had his blond hair and eyes of course, but his hair was a little shorter and styled differently. He know looked like a regular guy. Satera smiled at him in the mirror.

"I liked you the way you were, but atleast no one will reconize you and try to destroy you." She moved out of the frame and walked out the room. She returned with a bag and blushed.

"What?" He muttered an instant before it occurred to him that he was still naked. In front of her.

"Clothes." She said and thrust them at him before she left the room again. He chuckled to himself and put on the clothes she'd bought him. He sneered when he saw the underwear and tossed them back in the bag. No way was he wearing those. He emerged and found that Satera had changed too. She now had on a short dress. It was black and a lovely choice for a nice stroll.

"Well, well, well." He walked around her.

"What?"

"You look fine in an everyday setting, but I think I really enjoy the 'evening stroll' setting." He grinned when she blushed and they headed for the door. He hadn't been out in a while. It would be nice, he thought.

Satera walked along with Deidara and talked easily. Imagine that. She was actually getting along with a criminal. She was enjoying it too. They walked and laughed. No one freaked out at the sight of him, they just smiled and nodded.

"So, this is what you do all the time?" He asked.

"No. I do other things. I visit shops and buy things. I do plenty of things."

"Liiiiike?" He wiggled his eyebrows and she chuckled while she smacked his arm.

"Not stuff that like." He just smiled and they continued to walk for another hour. Until Deidara decided he was hungry.

"Starving." He groaned as he grabbed his stomach.

"Well, let's head back to the house and grab my wallet. Then I can introduce you to some nice places to eat." They turned around and silently made their way back to the house. She unlocked the door and they entered. Deidara waited while she went into her bedroom in search of her money. Unfortunately, she tripped on the way in and went sailing straight at her wall and a window. Her head hit the glass and she hit the floor. Deidara was there in an instant, helping her up and checking her for wounds.

"Are you ok? Satera?" He shook her gently and she groaned.

"I'm clumsy. Sakura says I'm a danger to myself and others and that's why she refuses to walk next to me." He frowned at her ramblings and felt her head.

"I think you're just going to have a nice knot on your head." She winced when he passed a sensitive spot. He frowned again.

"Sorry. Maybe I shouldn't let you walk about by yourself. It's seems-" He was cut off when Satera leaned forward and captured his lips. She felt him tense and relax as he cocked his head to the side. Now this is what heaven is like darling. I'd keep this memory in your head for when he leaves. She ignored her voices and pulled him closer. He moaned.

"Hey Tera! Guess what Gaara said he saw!" Naruto walked right on into her bedroom and his mouth dropped open. Deidara quickly pulled away and almost attacked him. He seemed to realize that he was still disguised though and stopped.

"Naruto! What have I told you about barging in?" Satera stood up so fast she almost fell over.

"I'm sorry! I didn't think you'd be in here with your tongue down some dudes throat!" He dodged a book and stumbled out of the room.

"I wasn't in here doing that!" She shouted, blushing.

"Uh, Satera?" She glanced down at Deidara.

"What?"

"You did have your tongue down my throat. I was enjoying it. So, please get rid of your friend and get back in here so we can do that again." He growled when he said 'that' and caused Satera to back out of the room. Sweeting, I think you have just found an angel!She looked over her shoulder as she started down the hallway and caught Deidara's eye. The look in them was all about wicked, wicked things. Scratch that. I think you've just found a dark angel. The only bad part of this? She planned on throwing Naruto out, which would result in his mouth running fifty miles a minute. Screw it. Let the gossip begin.