A Nautilus Production
By Capt. Nemo
Okay folks, time for chapter four of this farce. I hope that this meets your standards. I have slaved away in the toils of despair to bring you this. By the way, there will be fan-service in this chapter.
Disclaimer, I don't own this.
The Prankster, Chapter 4
A day at the spa.
'Good morning sleepy head.' Lilith told Rei as the sun came up over Tokyo 3. Lilith usually didn't get up this early as she wasn't usually a morning angel.
"I didn't expect you to be up this early." Rei replied to the angel.
'But today is different.'
"How is this day any different from any other Saturday?" Rei asked.
'It's different because we're going to the spa.' The happy angel replied. 'It's been years since I last went to one.'
"I do not see why a spa is so special."
'Oh you will, you will.'
Misatos' apartment.
Misato had actually woken up early on a Saturday as Shinji had found out when he, currently she, came out of her room. Apparently Pen Pen had woken her up with a penguin sized squirt gun and demanded breakfast. Asuka hadn't been hit with the cold water and remained asleep.
Seeing the purpled haired major sitting at the table had been quite a shock, it was even more of a shock when she summoned a can of beer from the fridge. He simply went into auto pilot and started to make breakfast.
'Short doesn't look good on her.' Misato thought to herself. 'Maybe I can talk her into growing it out a little.'
It wasn't long before Asuka also joined them, but only briefly as she headed into the bathroom to wash up. Grumbling about cold water was soon heard coming out of the bathroom. After finishing washing up, she rejoined the pair in the living room for breakfast.
"Well I'm out of here." Misato said as she headed out for the day.
"And where are you going?" Asuka asked the elf.
"Out to that new Spa" Misato responded. "Why, do you want to tag along?"
"Of course I do." Asuka almost shouted. "Maybe we can drag the baka along to see if they can do anything with her hair."
"Your right about that. Shinji could use a new hair cut."
"Don't I get a say in this?" The pilot of unit 01 asked.
"No you don't." Asuka replied. "You are coming along with us to get your hair fixed. No girl would be caught dead with hair like that."
"In case you forgot, I'm a guy." Shinji fired back.
"If you're a guy, then what are these?" Misato asked as she poked Shinji's ample bust with her chopsticks.
"Would you stop that?" Shinji asked as Misato poked her. Being a girl just felt weird to Shinji.
Dr. Akagi's apartment.
Dr. Akagi slowly woke up from a goodnights sleep. Getting out of bed, she took a shower and got dressed. She was looking forward to her day at the new spa that had just opened up as she ate breakfast. When she finished, she headed out for the spa. Little did she know that four other people where setting out for it also.
Tokyo 3 Spa.
Rei was the first to arrive at the spa, she had left early because she had to take the train, and luckily it ran right by the place.
'We're here at last.' Lilith replied. It really had been a long time since she had been to a spa, and she wanted her money's worth.
"I still do not see what is so special about this place." Rei replied.
'You'll see.' Lilith told her. 'Here we will get pampered and treated like royalty. Now go through those doors and let's get started.'
Rei was about to enter when someone put their hand on her shoulder. A normal person would jump, but Rei wasn't normal and didn't jump. Turning around she saw the cat-eared form of Dr. Akagi.
"What are you doing her Rei?" Dr. Akagi asked her.
"I am here because I am wondering what a spa is." Rei replied in her normal monotone. She had come up with that off the top of her head.
"That sounds reasonable." The nekofied doctor asked. It was then that the pair heard the screech of tortured tires. They knew of only one person in Tokyo 3 that drove like that; Misato. Turning around, they saw Misato get out of her car along with Shinji and Asuka. Shinji at the moment was a girl.
"Hey Misato, don't spas use hot water a lot?" Shinji asked.
"That's right. There is nothing like laying in a pool of hot water after getting a massage." Misato answered. "Oh, I see your problem."
"So can I just go home?" Shinji asked.
"Well, there might be another way." Misato said with a smirk.
"And what might that be Misato? Lock him with your magic?" Asuka asked.
Seeing Misato put her hands in front of her and start concentrating, Shinji knew that was exactly what Misato was planning. She tried to run, but found that her legs wouldn't move. It wasn't long before a ball of light began to form in Misato's out stretched hands.
Misato was concentrating as hard as she could to produce a spell that would lock Shinji as a girl for 12 hours. She couldn't do any more the 12 hours and she didn't know why. Feeling the spell reach the right amount of power, she let it fly at the target. The spell ball slammed into Shinji, knocking her back several feet. She landed with a thud.
Dr. Akagi ran over to Shinji to see if she was alright. After making sure that she was okay, they all headed into see if the spell worked. They all missed the look of relief on Rei's face.
'That was a close one.'
"What do you mean by that?" Rei asked.
'She was casting the wrong spell.' Lilith explained.
"What would have happened to Shinji?" Rei asked as she entered the spa.
'She would have locked her like she is permanently, and turned her into a nymphomaniac.'
"Could you not undo it?" Rei questioned.
'I could, but not before things got out of hand. Plus, I would have to take charge.'
"I see your point." Rei replied. She then selected the full treatment and paid for it, she was then whisked off by the staff.
The Spa staff was shocked at the crowed that just walked through their doors. They had just opened for business for the first time, and they already had a problem. One of their customers was an honest to god cat person and another was an elf, complete with magic. They decided to try and ignore it as they were from NERV, after all, you never knew what was going on in that underground lab of theirs. The staff put on their best smiles and got to work.
First off were the massages. The masseuse for Dr. Akagi had to be careful with her tail, but judging by the purring coming from her, she was doing a good job. While the masseuse for Shinji had to work to keep the girl calm. It wasn't long before the girl was putty in her hands as she started on her back. For everyone else, everything went fine. Next up was the soak in the natural hot springs.
The spa had been built around several natural hot springs. The family that owned the land had decided to invest in the property, and had built the spa. The heat came from the same thermal system that powered the geo-fronts geo-thermal back up power system. The mineral content of the springs was perfect for relaxation, and great for the skin.
Rei was the first to enter the hot springs and Lilith had been waiting for this moment.
'This is so good.' Lilith said as she felt the warm water wash over Rei.
"You are correct. I did not know that a massage could feel so good." Rei responded. The massage had loosened muscles that she didn't even know she had, and now the hot water was making her relax even more. Slowly closing her eyes, she let the warm waters relax her body even more. She soon heard someone else enter the water. Looking at the person she saw Dr. Akagi slowly enter the water. It seemed that Dr. Akagi was a little skittish entering the water, but was soon purring away once again as the heat relaxed her. Asuka was the next to join the pair in the springs. All of a sudden a commotion erupted from the dressing room.
"Please don't make go out there Misato!" Shinji pleaded.
"Oh come on Shinji, we're all girls here." Misato responded.
"But I'm a guy." Shinji shouted back. The trio that was already in the springs watched as Misato dragged Shinji into the room. Shinji being a guy at heart took in all the exposed female flesh and did the only thing that she could. She developed a nose bleed and passed out.
"Pervert" Asuka said aloud when she saw reaction.
"Does pilot Ikari require medical attention?" Rei asked Dr. Akagi.
"No, that reaction is one of the normal reactions for boys his age." She replied.
"What is the other normal reaction?"
"He'd be all over us" Asuka commented. "But the baka isn't like that."
"How can you be sure about that?" Rei asked
"Because he gets flustered when I come of the shower wearing a towel, but I think its kinda cute and reassuring."
"What do you mean by reassuring?"
"What she means is that she knows that Shinji won't come after her." Dr Akagi replied. She started to get out of the water to go help Misato with the neo-girl. Walking over she grabbed two towels to cover up the elf and herself with.
Shinji was slowly coming back to the land of active thought. When he finally opened his eyes, he first saw Dr. Akagi hovering above him. Luckily for him she was wearing a towel, even though it was wrapped tight enough to leave nothing to the imagination, it still covered her up.
"I think I'll just leave so I don't disturb you anymore." Shinji replied as she got up.
"Oh no you don't Shinji" Asuka shouted as she grabbed his arm. "You're going to experience the full treatment."
Shinji, who was still in a state of shock, did nothing to stop the Bavarian girl as she dragged him to the hot springs. He just accepted her fate with a sigh as she dragged him towards the hot water.
Once in the hot water, the neo-girl just decided to lay back and relax in hot water. Asuka would soon proclaim him a pervert and beat him to with an inch of his life, so he decided to enjoy these last blissful moments. When he felt some one settle in beside him, he prepared for the beating. He was shocked when something else happened.
"You do know that you really can't see anything with this cloudy water, Right?" Asuka asked.
Opening his eyes, Shinji saw she was right. The water was just murky enough to obscure the view of her towel below the surface. Looking over at Asuka, he saw the top of the swell of her breasts, and started to blush. Looking away, he saw that Dr. Akagi and Misato where sharing some sake, while Rei just relaxed. All three of them seemed to be enjoying themselves.
"It's just that, I'm a guy." Shinji replied. "I shouldn't even be here, but it feels so good."
"Well, it's not like you haven't seen everything." Asuka accused.
"Well it's kind of hard not to look at something that's attached to you."
"I'll give you that." Asuka said with a laugh. "You think that this could be due to something in the LCL?"
"If it is, then why didn't it affect Rei?"
"I guess you're right." Asuka sighed as she settled lower in the water. The pair soon settled into a nice conversation.
Misato and Dr. Akagi were also relaxing in the water, watching the two pilot's just talk. "You know, I'm glad to see them like this."
"I know." Dr. Akagi replied. "It seems like they have found some peace in this crazy city."
"I'm just glad that they're almost acting like kids their own age." Misato responded as she took a sip of her sake.
"I know what you mean."
Lilith was enjoying herself. The warm water felt great on Rei's skin. She could tell that Rei was enjoying this also, now if only she could get her out here more. It wasn't long before the soak in the springs was over with, and the group moved on to the next part.
The next step in the spa treatment was the makeovers. Shinji was once again scared, but went through with it while the others settled in.
The hair dresser for Dr. Akagi had it hard, as she had never done a tail before, so she had to improvise. First thing that she was to wash the hair, as that was the first part that she was going to work on. Once she had finished with Dr. Akagi hair, while only using scissors on the ears, she finally moved on to the tail. Softly washing the tail, she applied the shampoo and worked in softly, listening for any sound of discontent. Once that was done, she rinsed off the tail and began to cut. The tail didn't need all that much cutting, so all she did was trim it and even up the hair.
The hair cutting for Shinji went fine, the stylist just told her to grow it out more. It was the makeup that got to her. She had never put make up on in her life, she was a boy, and she didn't
need make up. Luckily the makeup artist said that she didn't need all that much as she started to work. To Shinji, it felt like someone was painting her face.
Rei on the other hand was a problem. The hair cutting was no problem, other than that it was blue, but her skin color was causing the makeup artist to go crazy; He had never seen such skin; perfect albino skin with not a mark on it. He had seen such skin on one other person, along with the eyes, and she had drunk him under the table a few nights ago. He decided that he was going to make this girl his masterpiece; her skin would become his canvas. Only the lightest shades of makeup would work to make her perfect.
About thirty minutes after everyone else was done, the group was still waiting for Rei. Shinji had been floored when she first saw Asuka. She looked like an angel, perfect in every way. Asuka had also been shocked by Shinji, as a girl, she was beautiful. The couple was standing waiting for Rei to come out. Dr. Akagi was sitting in one of the chairs in the lobby, the chair happened to be the only one sitting in the sun light. Misato was also sitting down, but with a magazine that had captured her attention. Finally, Rei entered the room.
Needles to say, everyone in the room was stunned. They had never seen Rei look that good. At first glance it looked like nothing had been done, but a second later you saw the changes that had been made. The lightest of blushes had been applied to her cheeks, and the perfect color of red lipstick had been applied. Her eyes brows had been trimmed along with her eye lashes. There was barely any make up applied, but what was there worked for her. Now, if she could change the uniform, she would be perfect. That gave Misato an idea.
"Hey Ritsuko, don't you think that Rei needs a new of cloths to go with the new look?" Misato asked.
Looking over the girl, Dr. Akagi thought for a moment. Rei really did need some new and different cloths. The only ones that she did have where her school uniforms and plug suit. "I think that you're right Misato. Should we head to the mall?"
"All right everyone, to the mall."
Tokyo 3 Central Grand Mall.
The Tokyo 3 Central Grand Mall was a wonder to behold. With most of it underground to protect it from angel attacks, you couldn't tell much from the single story above ground. The mall had five floors of shopping and eating, there was even a pool at the bottom. One of the main attractions to the mall was the small water park that was connected to the pool. The best ride was a winding pipe that went from the top floor all the way to the bottom.
The group from NERV entered on the bottom floor through an entrance from the geo-front that was reserved for NERV personal. Dr. Akagi had stopped by her office to grab a hat to cover her ears as she didn't want to attract to much attention, she tried to hide her tail with a longer lab coat. She wasn't going to be trying anything on today because of her tail.
The first store that the group hit was a modern dress store, where they started to pick stuff out for Rei to try on. The girl was soon buried in outfits, along with Shinji. Misato had decided that she needed some more outfits also. Asuka had joined in though she was trying a few on for herself. The rest of the day went like this, with Rei trying on hundreds of outfits and other things.
Things got freaky when they hit Vitoria's Secret. Once again Shinji was dragged in and forced to try on things, but this time she had someone who was suffering along with her, or so she thought.
"I believe that I am hot when I wear this." Rei said to the angel.
'You're starting to catch on.' Lilith replied. 'Soon, you'll have men flocking to you.'
Several hours later the group was done, and Rei walked out of the mall with several hundred dollars worth of cloths. When she was asked about where she got the money, she responded that she never really spent her allowance. In truth, she was spending the winnings from Lilith's' drinking contests. The angel didn't mind at all, the girl who she shared a body with was finally beginning to see things her way.
Once home and her purchases put away, Rei went to sleep. This time, she let Lilith out again.
TBC
Okay folks, this chapter is done and I hoped that you all liked it. I'll continue working on for a while and then end it when I reach the end.
Until next time
Keep your stick on the ice.