Prompt: Who didn't wish for a paragon interrupt when it came to a romanced Kaidan?
Shepard is determined to prove that she is still the same Shepard that Kaidan knew and loved so when Kaidan goes off on one of his rants about not really knowing her - Cue interrupt.
Shepard has a particular kink when it comes to kissing Kaidan (it could be she likes to bite or suck or tug on his bottom lip, squeeze his ass in a certain way and stroke his amp when curling her arms around his neck - it's up to you)
Cue her deciding to take the interrupt and kiss Kaidan, cutting him off and kissing him in view of other people, not really caring who's watching.
Bonus - if it happens when they are on Mars and in front of James, making the poor guy awkward but at the same time, very interested.
Extra Bonus - Citadel coup, she throws down her gun and pulls him in for a rough kiss startling her team members (if Tali is there, she has to comment that it was about time Shepard cracked) and the Councillors spluttering in shock with Udina yelling that she was with Cerberus and her kissing Kaidan was only proof of distraction.
Go wild, it's all fun and games :D
"Cerberus took out the shuttle. Everyone back to the elevator. Move." Jane hurried though the doorway, giving Garrus a nod to lock the door. Kaidan turned just as Garrus was locking it. She saw his eyes widen in shock, then suspicion. Shepard caught sight of Udina and immediately trained her pistol on him.
"Shepard? What's going on?" The whiskey brown eyes looked at her, silently hoping that he was wrong as he hesitantly raised his pistol. Good, he was starting to come around that she was the woman he'd fallen in love with over three tears ago. Then Udina opened his fat mouth.
"Shepard's blocking our escape. She's with Cerberus!" She could see the fleeting panic in Kaidan's eyes as he quickly put himself in-between the Councillors and herself.
"Put away the weapon. You don't want this too get ugly." He said, locking eyes with her. They hadn't really talked properly since Mars. All the conversations had ended with her leaving his room in the hospital, since a certain stubborn biotic wouldn't apologise over Horizon and Mars. Silently she thought to herself, 'just stay calm don't let your anger get the best of you.' She lowered her pistol, motioning for Vega and Garrus to do the same.
"You better know what you're doing, Shepard." Warned the Turian. A Commander glare shut him up.
"Stand down Kaidan and I'll talk."
"Talk and maybe I'll stand down." Growled Kaidan, still being his paranoid self. The Councillors were watching, breathing shallow. Though Udina looked fit to pass out from the look of it.
"Damn it Kaidan. Now isn't the time to be stubborn." She took a few steps forward, muscles tensed and ready to draw her gun if need be. Kaidan tensed a little but allowed her to come closer.
"Shepard, I hate to say this, but the cards are against you..." Her temper flared.
"No offense but the cards were against us when I asked the Council to let us go to Ilos, not to mention when I warned them about the Reapers. Both of those times you trusted me Kaidan. Why not now?"
"They were both a long time ago, Shepard. Before you died." Shepard immediately sensed the part left unmentioned, the accusation 'before you joined Cerberus and betrayed me'. "Councillor get the door open."
Udina began moving to a console nearby. Vega and Garrus immediately raised their weapons but Jane refrained from doing so.
"No. Don't open the door. If you do Cerberus will swarm u-" Kaidan interrupted.
"How am I meant to trust you, Jane? You die for two years and don't have the courtesy to let me know. I have to learn second hand that you're somehow alive again and working for a bunch of Terrorists. You're not the woman I knew all those years ago."
"Hey. I died! That sorta changes a person and no offense but you've changed too, the Kaidan I knew wouldn't have sat on his ass about the Reapers after my death. Liara, Tali and Garrus tried to make themselves heard, hell even a Scottish engineer who didn't even know me ,made a public defense of me. But you sat back."
"For god's sake Shepard! You were dead, I was trying to get my head straight. Also getting thrown out of the Alliance wouldn't have done any good. Ever since you came back, you've done nothing to prove it's really you." Unknowingly Shepard had taken a few steps forward during their heated argument, the Councillors and squad were watching, holding their breath. Jane knew she wasn't going to win this by shouting, it wouldn't get though the thick skull, she needed to utilise another tactic. She stared off behind Kaidan, faking a shocked expression.
Surprisingly he fell for it, turning his head and taking his attention off her. She struck, quickly grabbing Kaidan's pistol and the front of Kaidan's armour. There was a collective gasp as they all thought she was about to render Alenko unconscious. It turned to a splutter of shock as Commander Jane Shepard kissed Major Kaidan Alenko.
Kaidan dropped his gun in shock as her lips quickly claimed his. It was rough and desperate. It reminded him of Ilos. He barely registered the shocked outbursts around them.
"Que demonios, Lola?" (What the Hell,Lola?)
"Hmph. Typical humans."
"Oh Spirits above-Now is not the time Shepard!"
"Well, I didn't see that coming."
"So scars, her and the Major..."
"This is an Outrage!" Kaidan regained control of his body and was about to push Shepard away, when fingers curled around his amp, carefully stroking the skin, nape of his neck and the curls of hair there. His heart skipped a few beats. She... she was kissing him the way she had the night before Ilos. It was now Kaidan realised his hands had settled on her waist and then he remembered the matter of Cerberus.
Carefully he broke off the kiss, and looked her in the eye, a sea of emerald. Jane whispered something, quiet so only he could hear it.
"I remember the night before Ilos." Udina's loud shouting brought them back to the issue they were in.
"Alenko, she's trying to distract you! She is with Cerberus and here to kill us all!" Udina was panicking, his plan falling to pieces. Shepard backed away from Kaidan, holding the eye contact, clearly telling him that the ball was in his court, she even handed him her pistol. The former Ambassador hurried to the console, attempting to get the door open.
"Udina, step away from the Console!" Ordered Kaidan, immediately training the pistol on Udina. He panicked and began typing away at the console though stopped when he was trapped in a stasis field. He glanced back at Shepard.
Jane had a faint smile on her face and her eyes relayed a thankful message. As Vega and Garrus secured the traitor, Tevos and Spartacus, he walked over to Shepard.
"Kaidan, thanks for trus-" She didn't get to finish the sentence.
"Oh for spirits sake, They're at it again! No wonder there's so many of you apes!"
"I am going to be seeing this more in the future, Scars?"
"Yes James, especially now it's out in the open. Now I have to pay Joker..."
"Oh leave them alone. I think it's quite sweet."
"Mphf-This-Mphf-IS-Mphf-AN..." Whack!