Random Mario storybook chapter 3: The randomness continues

Mr-Paper-Luigi-66: Hello! So nice of you to be here

Rndm Toad: Yes! It is possible to sneak through chapters!

Mr-Paper-Luigi-66: Gasp! What are you doing here?!

Rndm Toad: No answer until I get a full name

Mr-Paper-Luigi-66: fine!

Random Toad: not happening

Mr-Paper-Luigi-66: How can you see the name anyway?

Random Toad: Just do something

Mr-Paper-Luigi-66: Fine...

Rndm Toad: Don't start this again buddy!

Mr-Paper-Luigi-66: You are to be called Rndm Toad, now if you'll shut up I've got a request to fill.

Mario goes to the dentist

Rndm Toad: WAIT! What about the poll results

Mr-Paper-Luigi-66: Meh, the result is undecided. Now to the story.

It was a boring, rainy day and Mario had just finished his form of a diet. A single apple

Mario: Quit it with-a-the fat jokes

Mr-Paper-Luigi-66:No! And don't interrupt me!

Moving on the story....

"Bro! I-a finished the apple!" Mario said proudly. I don't know why.

"Woop-de-dee. Look I-a could-a care less right now" said Luigi

"Bro what are you-a doing?" Mario walked into the room next door, where Luigi was on the computer.

"Ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" yelled Mario

"Bro, what's the matter?" asked Luigi

"My tooth, it-a hurts" Mario moaned

" Go see a dentist, I'm very busy"

So Mario plodded along to the dentist, stopping to look at a poster that said:

The Toad town theatre presents:

Princess Peach and the seven Toads

Starring your favourite Princess: Peach!

Tickets are 40 gold coins each(or higher if you're very rich)

"Oooh, I wanna OOOOOOOWWWW!" Mario rubbed his mouth "No a-time for distractions, this tooth is-a pain in a-the but" Mario started walking again "Or mouth"

Toad town wasn't very busy on Fridays, a few shoppers and toads going to the post office. The dentist had a weird sign on it. It was a head of a Toad with teeth. Do Toads even have teeth?. Never mind, Mario needs to feel some pain at the dentist. Wait, I do quite like visiting the dentist.

"Name" said the moany voice of the receptionist Toad
"It's-a-me, Mario"said Mario, in that classic tone.

"Surname"

"It's -------" said Mario, while I don't type it.(I don't actually know for sure what it is)

"Why are you here without booking?" asked the receptionist

"My tooth a-hurts"

"Well we aren't exactly full of people coming here today"

"Woo-hoo!" cheered Mario for no reason

"Okay, go in the waiting area"

Everyone (who I know) knows what a stupid dentist/hospital/optician waiting area looks like. The 2-year old magazines, the coughing old man(or Toad, you get the idea) and the annoying kid playing with the very 'good' donated toys to keep kids 'happy'(or just shut them up, I doesn't work either way).

"Er.... Mario?" said a dentist Toad. Mario happily got up, and followed him to his room. "Now sit on the chair and I'll do my fancy dentist stuff" he shined a light on Mario "And say 'aaah'"

"Aaah" said Mario. He then closed his mouth.

"No, just open your mouth" said the dentist

"Yeah I-a never got why dentists tell you to say 'Aaah'" said Mario

"Look just let me do my dentist thing!" shouted the dentist

"Fine, pull-a my tooth out and-a get it over with"

"Yes, but being a dentist is hard and I can't just do that"

"Just-a try it" whined Mario

"Don't whine!" shouted the dentist
"Don't shout" yelled Mario

"I think to progress the story, I'll yank your tooth out in anger!"

"A-thank a-you!" shouted Mario

I wont tell you Mario's reaction to the pain, but I'll just say he's paying for the funeral.

Rndm Toad: What was that?

Mr-Paper-Luigi-66: A short oneshot

Rndm Toad: It is lonely in this fanfic

Mr-Paper-Luigi-66: Don't you blame me for this

Rndm Toad: Can I co-host?

Mr-Paper-Luigi-66: Fine, but don't you ruin this

Rndm Toad: I promise nothing......

Mr-Paper-Luigi-66: Well that's all I have time to type for. Goodnight! or day!

Rndm Toad: and don't forget to give this guy a suggestion! He'll suck if you don't!

Mr-Paper-Luigi-66: Why you little!.....

Rndm Toad: See you next chapter!