Chapter 4: Levi and Eren get drunk… Uh oh…

"BOYS! Take your pillows and blankets! You will need to cover your bed with them!" Your mum shouted from the kitchen, as Levi was sitting with your dad, sipping beer.

"Coming!" Jean shouted, picking up the blankets from the sofa. Eren came in afterwards.

"Thankyou mum!" He smiled. Your mum blushed slightly and started to scream, making your dad jump and knock Levi's arm, making Levi drink the whole cup of beer…

"YOU ARE WELCOME, HONEY!" Your mum screamed, ruffling Jean and Eren's hair.

The two boys walked back to their room and started to lay out the blankets.

"Eren, I'm going to be in the toilet." Jean mumbled.

"Yeah, sure."

*Knock knock*

"Come in!" Eren said. Your dad walked in.

"H-HOW MAY I HELP YOU?" Eren shouted, bolting up.

"Don't worry. Just relax." Your dad chuckled.

"Y-yes…"

"Eren. I have a favour to ask."

"Anything, sir!"

"Good. I'm letting you be in charge of taking care of [name], if anything happens."

"YESSIR! But… it's more like she is taking care of me…" Eren mumbled, blushing slightly. Your dad smiled and placed a hand on his shoulder.

"[name], is sometimes very stupid and day dreams and goes off to wherever her legs take her… *sigh*. So I am giving you the honour to take care of her."

"I'll do as much as I can!"

"Thankyou. Well! I'll be going out then. Oh, btw, it looks like the girls are talking about something serious… What I used to do, was lean on the door and try to listen to what they were talking about. Now's the chance if you want to do that." And your dad walked out the door.

"… I'm going." Jean smirked, suddenly appearing and leaned on your room door.

"Hey! Me too!" Eren frowned, leaning on the door, above Jean.

"… What are you guys doing?" Tyler asked.

"SH!" And Eren motioned for Tyler to listen too.

"So, what do you think about my brother?" they heard you mumble.

"He is a good and caring man…" Mikasa's voice sounded through the door. Jean looked up and saw Tyler's face beaming with happiness.

"Well! I have listened to what I wanted!" He smiled and skipped away, flowers blooming.

"Is it true that you like Eren?" Mikasa mumbled. Eren quickly squished his ear back to the door.

"Well, as an anime character, ye-"

"So, yes?"

"NO! As an anime character!"

Jean stood up from his squatting position and grabbed Eren's shirt.

"Why the HELL do ALL girls like you?! I'm so JEALOUS!" He whispered/shouted.

"Like I know! Let go of me!" and they started pushing and shoving, until they hit your room door and fell inside the room.

As they were on the floor, staring up at you and Mikasa, the whole room filled with a purple aura.

"… Did you listen to everything we talked about…" You growled.

"Well, not exactly EVERYTHING, but-"

"OUT. NOW. OUT. Before I find a knife and freakin' kill you both!" and you chased the two boys outside.

"HEY HEY! Calm down! I'm sorry! Your dad was the one who mentioned that idea-" and Eren was cut off when Levi suddenly appeared, his face a bit red.

"Stupid Kid."

"Y-YES, HEICHOU!"

"…" and he shoved a cup into Eren's face and made him gulp the liquid in the cup… which was beer.

TIME SKIP~~

"HAHAHAHA! I KNOW RIGHT?! That titan's face looked SOOO stupid!" Levi laughed, his arm slung over Eren's shoulder.

"You know, Levi? I always thought you were so cute because of your shortness!" Eren replied.

"… Oh god no… What the hell happened…" You whispered to Jean.

"How the hell would I know? They are both crazy people."

"… Hmm…"

"Oh… I feel sick…" Eren mumbled. He wobbled his way across the room and fell on his hands and knees on the floor.

"… Woah, stupid kid. Careful where you go-" and Levi tripped over and fell beside Eren.

"… I'm filming this…" and you ran back to your room and ran back out, with a camera in your hand.

"… I need… to…" and Eren puked and your mum, being a mother of three, she got her hands and caught some of the vomit. She ran to the bin and threw it away, washed her hands and brought a towel along with tissues and windex.

"Hehehe! Stupid kid! You can't even make it to the toilet… Hmm…" Levi slurred standing up, only to fall asleep on the sofa.

"[name] please help Eren to wash his face." Your mum mumbled, helping up Eren. Your quickly slug Eren's arm around your shoulder and half dragged him to the toilet.

"… Ok, I never knew how heavy you were. Ok, wake up!" You said, slightly slapping Eren's face.

"Huh? W-what? Oh… hi [name]… WOAH! WHY ARE YOU-"

"Ok shush. You got totally wasted and vomited and my mum caught your vomit and now, I have to wash your face, because you can't even control your own body."

"Oh… sorry…"

"Oook. Try to hold on to the sink." You groaned, dragging him towards the sink. You got a towel and put it around his neck and made him lean forward.

"Ok. Try not to puke when I'm washing your face."

"Ok."

And you started to wash his face, until the door opened, and Tyler walked in with Levi's arm around his shoulder, and your mum coming in with a camera.

"… Did Levi vomit too?" You asked.

"Yes, and mum filmed all of it…"

"Great… Ok, you wait there. I'm nearly finished washing Eren's face."

"Ok."

And a few minutes later, Levi was getting his face washed by Tyler, and Mikasa and Jean were at the door, staring at how the two very serious people were so wasted.

THE NEXT MORNING

You woke up to some groaning in the lounge room. Walking outside, you found Eren sitting on the table, grabbing his head.

"Morning! Headache?" You yawned. Eren looked up from the table and smiled wearily.

"Yeah… I do not know what happened… I can't remember a single thing. What happened?"

"… You and levi got drunk… and vomited… and… yeah…"

"Oh god… sorry… I didn't mean to-"

"Would you look at that? Eren is so cute when he is weary!" Your mum laughed watching the video of the happenings yesterday.

"What are you watching?" Eren asked.

"The video [name] and I took yesterday when you and Levi were drunk! HAHA! It's so funny!"

"W-wait. Let me see…" and Eren stood beside your mum as he watched the part where you washed his face.

"… Uhm… Thankyou for… washing my face yesterday…" Eren mumbled, fidgeting with his fingers and blushing.

"Oh, no worries! Once, Tyler got wasted… had to do the same thing…"

"What are you stupid kids watching?" Levi mumbled, suddenly appearing from nowhere.

"Oh oh! Look! Tyler is washing Heichou's face!" Eren laughed. Levi grabbed the camera, put it on the table, pushed Eren down to make him kneel and stepped on his head.

"… Shut up, stupid kid."

"HOW… DARE… YOU…" Mikasa growled in the corner. Your mum froze and Tyler, who had made his way over to everyone and stood beside Mikasa to try and calm her down.

"Ok, I can see world war three starting…" and you very slowly slid away from the crowd only to bump into something. You slowly turned around and met blue eyes.

"… I heard Levi…" He mumbled.

"… "

"… Are you okay? Where am I? I was in the middle of a meeting…"

"… E… LEVI! ERWIN IS HERE!" And you ran to the lounge room and found Levi standing on top of Eren's back.

"… Levi… What are you wearing?" Erwin mumbled, as he was not used to 'this time', clothing.

"… Oh no…" and you, once again, hit your head on the wall.