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A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS (For the Author)

"Unh. Where am I? His head was throbbing slightly as he slowly got up. He felt his head with his palm to discover to his relief that seeing his big sister did not cause any further damage. Grasping the nearby table to steady him, he got out of the bed and studied his surroundings for the first time.

He was in a spacious room lined with wooden walls. How ancient, he thought smugly. It smelled strongly of cigarette smoke and gun powder. Being one who was gifted with a strong sense of smell, he noticed the faint hint of perfume. It was a feminine perfume. The smell became stronger; too persistent to invade his nostrils that Gokudera just allowed the overwhelming smell possess his being.

The one who owns this must have a gentle persona. It must be someone delicate and needs to be cared for and loved wholly. I would gladly volunteer if only I-"He tensed suddenly after hearing a chair scraping the floor.

He felt his muscles contract as he lowered himself into a crouch, with his hands deep inside his pockets. He stealthily inched his hands closer to his deepest pockets where he kept his last round of bombs and grasped them tightly. His adrenaline rushing through his system, he did not let any second thoughts run through his mind and ignited his bombs, on the ready to stuff it on his attacker's throat. Someone moved behind him on the shadows. He aimed precisely and threw his weapon towards the direction of the noise.

BOOM!

There was no time to react and the fact that he had just woken up left him no advantage to dodge the incoming bomb. The bomb unfortunately exploded on its owner's face.

"Damn you!" screamed the unfortunate bomber. Good thing he was bomb proof. I mean, what kind of bomber would he be if he was not immune to this kind of thing? There's talent and skills here, people. Gokudera was evidently blushing under the soot and smoke.

"What made you extremely do that, octopus-head?" The slight smell feminine perfume emanated from him of (Tsunahimme's perfume stuck to him when he hugged the girl tightly when he saw her earlier. But of course the storm guardian has no knowledge of that.).

Ah...enlightenment is dawning on me now. So it was no other than our sun guardian, Ryohei, whom he wanted to care for and love wholly.

How lovely! I'm obviously squirming in delight with the thought of presenting to you the award- winning story of two individuals as they travel the path named "love" together and of how they overcome the hindrances to their unconditional love for each other. Let's add in the description of how they looked at each other with googly and teary eyes as they utter the most powerful words' "I love-"

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Neighbouring author: I'm sorry to inform you that Mikage-me07, the author of "1234: There's Only One Thing to Do; Three Words for You" has been missing for two days now. The authorities have found her entire room bombed away by, until now, unknown suspect/s). The authorities are currently undergoing investigation in the said area but handed over to my possession the manuscript of her story which they found splattered with blood, burned on the edges and halfway in the shredder (Dysfunctional. That's why the authorities were able to retrieve it.

Please stay alert and don't panic. We can do nothing but wait and pray for Mikage-me07's safety. And in behalf of my fellow author, I ask for our patience in case she can't be in the perfect condition to update her story.

We thank you for your pouts and complaints. Good day.