I'm gonna start this chapter of by saying "Yay, two reviews overnight! Glad you like it!" And I don't particularly like Light as a character, but he is essentially a good guy, and I would be lying if I were to say he isn't hot. XP

25 Chapter 3: Light Yagami is better than Jacob Black

1) I'm going to reuse an oldie, but a goodie. Intelligence. I'm noticing a pattern here. Even the stupid people in DN are smarter than anyone Stephenie Meyer created.

2) Light has better hair.

3) Light is Kira. Kira is God. Therefore, Light is God. Suck it, Jacob.

4) Light might be a playa, and dated several girls at once, but he has never tried to convince a girl that she's not really in love with the one she is in love with, just so he can date her instead.

5) I have a feeling that if guys were to start hitting on Jacob, he would get mad/frightened/weirded out, and it would be proven that he is a homophobe (hiss, boo!) Light on the other hand, would take it as it is, a compliment.

6) Jacob is a freaking pedophile! He's totally in love with a baby. Thats just creepy.

7) Light looks like a tanned god. Jacob looks like the color of mud, with too-white teeth.

8) I'm not usually a Light fan, but I would much rather stare at him shirtless all day then look at Jacobs body at all.

9) Jacob: Hey Light, you wanna go cliff diving?
Light: No thanks, I'm not stupid. I'd rather not possibly die.
Jacob: Ok. *Jumps off cliff.* *Dies*
Light: Lol. Told ya so.

10) Lights best friend is also his rival/arch nemesis/smartest person in the world. Jacob doesn't seem to have a best friend, and his rival is a fake sparkly vampire.

11) They both attract pedophiles. Jacobs pedophiles: moms of teenage girls and toothless old ladies. Lights pedophiles: fine young men who are just a little too old for him. Which would you choose?

12) Light's fake girlfriend is better than Jacob's wannabe girlfriend.

13) Light has better nails.

14) Although I cannot sniff them to know for sure, I'm positive that Light smells better.

15) Light knows to shower daily. Jacob seems to have never gotten that memo, cause he always looks like he needs one, but never does.
16) Light: Proper nutrition makes you strong.
Jacob: Nuh-uh. Lots of exercise and pancakes make you strong.
Light: *facepalm*

17) Jacob is, with the possible exception of the vampire father, the smartest person in twilight (naturally smartest. Many others have more knowledge than him, but given the same amount of time and resources, I have a feeling that Jacob would prove to be way smarter.) That being said, he is still no where as smart as even Matsuda.

18) Light got three separate people to give away half their life for him (Misa, Soichiro, and Mikami), to further his cause. Hell, Misa did it twice! Jacob would never be able to begin to accomplish this feat.

19) Jacob spends his days hanging out shirtless with a bunch of other shirtless dudes, but he never gets called gay. Even Light's dad has a sneaking suspicion his son might be gay, because he is metro. It seems to me that it should be the other way around. Don't get me wrong, gay is good, but its not fair.

20) Jacob would never have the guts to kill anybody.

21) Jacob doesn't want to make the world better; he wants to make his life better. Pretty selfish if you ask me.

22) I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Light can cook better.

23) Light is willing to sacrifice his own father in his quest for the greater good.

24) Light's so pretty ^^ *hearts floating around*

25) Light lets people judge him based on his looks in order to circumvent any suspicion. With Jacob, what you see is what you get.